No need for brehati - please Zoshchenko

Commander's report about honesty. Minka got rid of one at school and was so embarrassed, having forgotten the schoolboy in the park on the bench. Youmu got a new schoolboy and once again they set it up as one. A guest came in and brought a friend from the park. Mіnka in usomu is recognized ...

No need to cheat

I have been working for a long time. Todi shche buli gimnazii. The first readers of the toddler put signs in the schoolboy for the lesson for the skin supply. The stinks were staged like a ball - from p'yatirka to one inclusive.

And I would be even small, if I entered before the gymnasium, before the preparatory class. I got all seven rockies.

I didn’t know anything yet, but I was in the gymnasium. First three months walking literally yak in the fog.

The first axis of one guarantor told us to vivchit to napam'yat virsh:
Cheerfully syaє month over the village,
Biliy cnig vibliysku blue vognik ...
And I’m not vivic. I don’t feel like saying the teacher. I don’t feel that the lads, who were sitting behind, sometimes slipped a book on me, then smeared me with black corn, then smacked me by the hair, and if I didn’t get enough of it, they put in a little old man. For the first time, the reason for sitting in the class of overshadowing and seeing ochmanilia, and listening for the whole hour, that the boys were not sitting behind me.

And the next day, the teacher, as if for evil, wiggled me and instructed me to read the reminder of the tasks of the versh.

And I didn’t only not knowing it, I didn’t know it, I didn’t see it, but it’s on the light. Ale from fear, I didn’t dare to tell the readers, but I don’t know the tsikh virshiv. I stood behind my party with such a projection, not prompting any words.

And then the boys began to play me off. First of all, I started babbling, but the stench was whispering.

And in that hour, I had chronic undead, and I felt like a nasty one with one voice, and then picked those who smelled me.

Even the first rows I am so-so vimoviv. Ale if on the right went up to the phrase: "Chrest before the chicks like a candle to burn", I said: "Try to go like a candle to hurt."

Here you go through the regit middle schools. The first teacher may have laughed. Win saying:
- Come on, give me your little friend! I'll put one to you.
I burst into tears, because my persha was alone, and I didn’t know yet what was happening.

For lessons, my sister Lelia came to fetch me, so she could go home at once.

On the way, I delivered a schoolboy from the schoolbag, unhooking it on the same side, de Bula was placed alone, and saying to Lele:
- Lelya, wonder how tse take? Tse me the teacher putting for the versh "Fun syak month over the village."

Lelya wondered and laughed. Vona said:
- Minka, it's shitty! Tse tobi the teacher has taken one step from the Russian language. It’s so disgusting that I’m wondering if you’ll give me a photographic aparatik before your birthday, which will be in two days.

I said:
- What about robiti?

Lelya said:
- One of our students took and sealed the two sides in her friend, there, she’s one of them. Having slipped my fingers, I didn’t see it, and I didn’t hit it like that, but it’s boo.

I said:
- Lelya, tse unkind - deceive the fathers!

Lelya laughed and went home. And I was in a total mood of zaishev in the garden of the city, sifting there on the bench, and, having flared up the scooper, marveled at the odinitsy.

I am sitting by the garden. Let's go to home. Ale if he walked to the booth, guessed by rapt, having overshadowed his schodennik on the bench in the garden. I ran back. Ale in the garden on the lavtsi is not a bunch of schoolers. I am a little bit angry, and then I am sick, but now I am not a friend of mine because of my hungry one.

I came to the house and told my father, having lost my friend. I Lelya laughed and blinked at me if she heard my words.
The next day, the teacher, having learned that I had lost the schoolboy, having seen me new.

I rocked a new schoolboy with hope, so at all times there is not a nasty numb, ale there was a single one against the Russian language, more fat, less earlier.

First, I saw so much annoyance and so angry that I threw a schooler for a book shafu, as if I was standing in our class.
Two days later, the teacher, having learned that I had a dumb friend, memorized the new one. I, in addition to being the only one from the Russian language, win there viviv me two from the behavior. Having said that, my dad was unmistakably amazed at my love at my request.

If I am willing to cherish my lesson, she said to me:
- There will be no nonsense, as it is time to seal the side. І after a few days of writing your birthday, if you take off your camera, you see it and show you tatov, there is a lot of it.

I still wanted to remove the photographic apparatus, and I cherish the gluing of the crook of the unhappy side of the schooler.

Tato mutilated by saying:
- Come on, show me your little one! Tsikavo nobility, why not grab a single one?

Dad, having become amazed at the schoolboy, did not beat a nasty one there, so the side of the ball is sealed.

First, after looking at my schoolboy, at the gatherings, he called me up with a rapt.

The woman came and said:
- For days I walked in the Moscow garden and there I knew a schoolboy on the bench. At the nickname, I knew the address and brought it to you, but they said that they didn’t lose your syn.

Dad marveled at the schoolboy і, beating a single one there, everything zoosumіv. Win not standing at me to shout. Vin tilki said quietly:
- People who go to nonsense and deceit, funny and comic, it’s too early to know that nonsense will be known. I didn’t get into the picture, but there’s some kind of nonsense that was unavailable.

I, a red yak crayfish, standing in front of the tat, and I was lasciviously out of his quiet words. I said:
- Axis scho: one more my, third, schodennik from one I threw in school for a book shafu.

Replacing that on me with anger even more, then laughing and crying. Win grabbing my hands and becoming me tsiluvati.

Win saying:

Those who were completely aware of me, were more than happy about it. You are aware of the fact that it could have become invisible for the next hour. I should give hope that you will not be bullshit anymore. I will give you a camera for the first time.

If Lelya felt a few words, she thought that she was ringing in her mind and now all the gifts of a gift not for p'yatyrki, but for one.

I todi Lelya went to tata and said:
- Sharp, I may have done two things from physics this year, but I didn’t give it to the lesson.

Ale ochіkuvannya Lelі knew the collapse. Dad was angry at her, beeping to her room and to her innocently for books.
І from mutilation, if they kicked spati, unsuccessfully dropping dvinks.

Tse do tata priyshov my teacher. I said to youmu:
- Today we have a tidying up class in our class, and behind the book's head we knew your son's friend. How can you be like a little liar and a deceiver, who threw his friend, and didn’t they beat you?

Dad saying:
- As for the prince, I already especially feel about my son. Vin himself recognized me in the whole vchinka. So there are no reasons to think that my sin is an unfaithful liar and a deceiver.

The teacher said tatov:
- Ah, the yak axis. You already know about it. In such a vypad - tse neporozumіnnya. Vibachte. Spooky nights.

I, lying in my lid, felt the words, crying deeply. Once you give your word, tell the truth.

I’m really looking forward and now. Ah, the price is even more important, but then my heart is fun and cool.

(Mal. A.S. Andreeva)

Published by: Mishkom 19.04.2018 13:30 31.05.2018