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Give me a short joke about the robot. Cool greetings from robots

There are 10 rocks in the middle of the day
You will be able to enjoy the retreat.
Rik for two zarahuvati b, dumb?
And it is necessary b, melodiously.

So, your value is to know everything,
At the boss we are in poshan.
Vi, Nemov Bіlka in the Wheels,
Burn on robots.

Come on, just bring joy
Your pratsya, vіn is imperturbable.
I povaga - in the hall,
First prize, very special!

It is not enough that you can walk such a path,
And an hour to whisper your own: "Do not forget."
Mi you z 30-richchyam pratsi vitaamo
And the booming blessings are not unmistakably big.

І stikosti mi aplodmo standing,
Your friend is surely awesome.
Do not go around you by all sides,
Bazhaєmo all you have stable changes.

Pratsyuvati with you it was even more glorious:
So, in some serious way, but in some funny.
To the robot, you have been victorious,
І plan all your zdіysnuvali.

A working day was repaired with a smile
We were also trained in robots.
Pracyuvali vi, vividly, do not lingering,
Enjoy your energy with us.

Bazhaєmo vidpochivati is now happy,
Well-being is deserved bulo.
I wish you a clear dream and bright skies,
Love, luck, joy, miracles!

The skin has moments in life,
If we are ready to experiment.
I, mabut, your cherga is also instructing,
By the entrance of the robot, we are outstripped.

Well, well, since you are viral, mi bazhaєmo succeed,
The price of the solution was gone in the factory
For new animals and new heights,
Aje start pragnesh tіlki forward!

30 rockiv, I want it not hot,
We flew like a hilinka.
Bule stress, bulo happiness,
The gloom has boomed!

Ale of success is all.
I now merry smіkh
Moon in the office.
You will be responsible for everything from us!

Be happy, our colleague,
Shcheb health'ya bulo mega!
Pid crispy cognac
Daruєmo miles of congratulations!

Tee ten rock is already in poshan,
You see the soul of the robot.
We are friendly with you
І suvannya bazhaєmo.

Lead the boss,
The salary is more often paid,
More premium yes
I take as patrons!

uncomfortable flights
The first rik of the robot.
On the date we give you
See the love.

Tse persha skidinka
On the road to success,
Let’s not grumble you
Різні pereshkodi.

Let the ideas go
Three times a day,
Shchob kar'єra your vgora
I jumped all at once.

With the vitaєmo
friendly team
І bazhaєmo in the life of a bootie
Successful and happy.

This year's team is awesome,
The card index became thinner.
Adzhe mi seogodnі prodzhaєmo
Lovely people.

Spіvrobіtnik vi - well, just a miracle:
Reasonable, chuiny, all radi.
І nay on a new mіsci bude
You have a robot that you need.

What a lot of pennies and success,
Well, the spyvrobitniks accept,
More than a happy smile.
Raptom scho, set my check back.

The skin has its own way.
I want our office to leave,
And in front of it is so rich -
I only those, about scho mriєsh.

Start so smoothly
3 already incarnated misce,
Ale prodovzhuєmo my friendship,
I want robots and not at once.

Singing, tilki uphill
Now ask your help,
І type of income and success
The head will spin.

Tobi bazhaєmo from souls
Reach the peaks, and all at once,
Ale, do not marvel at the achievement,
Do not forget your old colleagues.

Mabut, have you picked up the turboti?
All novina found a zennatska,
When you leave the robot ...
І wickedness wirh up zithannya.

All robots have become involved.
We'd better welcome you!
In yakі pragnesh ti gave?
We do not want you to vistacati.

Ty is leaving our team.
Well, well, we say - with God!
І only good luck bazhaєmo,
Aje in the life of possibilities is rich.

Me on Monday is nasty, just motor-shit!
This is the worst day.
Yak serpent, kryz teeth letting fire,
And in the head all the thoughts are nabakir.

Litayut over me from the top of the bird,
Komomashki and bugs near to dizzy ...
Wow! Kish, - I’m you! Gorobtsi, titmouses!
And ditlakhi rush around, squeal!

Not required on Monday for a robot
Dogs, daddies, cats.
Ex, rebrand immediately b on Saturday,
I would use it for all life.

Ale axis, - hoju zrikom, the yak of the tiger lutius,
Papirtsi ditch and I want to go home ...
I want a raptom, diva, and in a chilin,
Monday morning will become a wicked one!

The designer smells like a new computer,
Smelling like a robot often sucks.
It smells like a substitute, it smells like a penny,
It smells like mock-ups ... pies.

It smells often in the afternoon.
Sleep is lacking, bad bosses.
It smells like outdoor and souvenirka,
Kava is distilled from a donut dirkoyu.

Vrantzі vіn smells like creativity.
Until the evening, it often smells like beer.
In the afternoon, interrupt Dim Tyutyunov,
By the way of life of the creative zlachny.

Dawn siv and inaccurate hearing,
It smells like a robot and a term.
Pachent, hour, bitter metropolitan ...
Only does not smell like a special life.

Pratsyuvati I adore children
I'll have a little time to boast.
Beautiful women for the day,
I, I plow a harvester on them.

Zorav, I clearly sow
Aje not darma, I am orav.
Pulling on the shtantsі, I run away-
Leave the cholovik not finding us.

Orati and at home I continue
The squad may not be lynch.
The axis is so cool, Purhayu,
Yak bdzhilka, skinny day.

An hour dumka visits-
And what about the pension fund?
I plow, straighten my back,
І advancing gene pool.

And for me there is no extra charge for the price,
Chi doesn’t get enough money for a ruble.
Such, they said, are dumb bets,
Orav ti, uncle, it seems that it’s dumb.

I’m for women in Russia,
Dopomіg zіrvati matkapіtal.
So, I am slyly, not the Messiah-
Ale is probably not a gift of hordes.

The vacancy was posted on the robot.
From the frames of the messages sent by the SNIP papers, -
Applicants' questionnaires. Divi, titties ...
I took it up, syak-so.

Quiet summary I will voice the digest short:
The graph about the shortcomings: "Throwing the cholovik."
About drowning: "Bathhouse, cottage, garden beds,
First choral spiv before that ... "

Obligations: "enchant the client",
Osvita: "Kursi massage".
And on the "korisnіst fіrmі" - arguments
Gangster is purer than blackmail ...

My glance in the process of seeing
Rapt with an uncharacteristic touch:
"I am bezvidmovna" wrote diva
The graph has about his weak sides ...

Neighing with our colleagues, viciously.
I took them to the team.
Two months of praction without sin.
It looks like there are no alternatives ...

Fabrics for asphalt in ore sheets
Rozkisak on board.
On the robot dibnoi rissyu
I sleep after leaving the booth,

De calm lіzhechko,
The cat is mugikayuchi, warm plaid ...
I want, I want back
Ale can't go back.

Focused, astonishingly,
The smell of kawi and a dressing gown ...
Tilki to us, zychanyy pishaks,
Not put back.

Was it worth it? Share with friends.

Robot is evil, kar'єra is tezh,
Osvita and science,
And it is more beautiful to see on the lodge,
And see the robots only nudga.
Now pratsyuvati and namagatisya,
If є in the life of razvag?
Aja is more beautiful to ride on kovzans,
Three cans with a spoonful of jam,
Mriyati about life on Misyatsi!
Come and sleep - your turbo ...
So you think you’re quieter,
And shit ... go to the robot!

Sidzhu on robots and rogue viglyad,

Nachebto me well, call me spit,

Think about the sun of the sea coast.
Take me for some fun,

Axis to speech, і son - order at vіknі.

And I can hide the blinds.

Turn on the sun, and then vimikati.

Plug in the air-condition-wind-breeze!

I know it’s right in the hands of the pies.

Well why, tell me is not grace

And the chef doesn’t go to the resort
From the hvilyuvannya about the abandoned us.

What kind of pochinok are there, іnzhir і apricot?
Well, yak, all of them here are in the hands!
Вірніше, seen from the head hand,
I brazenly pozihayuchi, zhuєmo pirіzhki.

The day is passing, іnsha і ah!
The bosses are at the door with a hand on the heart.
On disguises dressed - "Glory to labor!"
I, I saw, at the door I go ...

And the axis I want is pratsyuvati -
Not for glory and shanu,
And the robot is a swamp:
Stagnation - wet!

Sidzhu on robots and rogue viglyad,
At first I shouldn't even be badior,
Nachebto me, well, call me spit,
Let's go to the bosses for the first day of the meeting.
Think about it! - sun, sea coast.
Take me for some fun,
With him, hіba zmagatya cool chvili?
Axis, before speech, і sun є - hand, at vіknі.
From the sun you do not hang on the birch,
And I can cover myself with the blinds.
About the resort visitors tilki mriyati -
Turn on the sun, and then vimikati.
Every whim in the office -
Plug in the air conditioner - plug it in - a breeze!
Badilla tropichesky povnі mountaineers.
I know - it’s right in the hands of the pies.
Well, why, tell me, is not grace -
Is the axis here on the table without a car?

I love the Robot, I love the salary!
I am catching more and more to myself.
I love Bose; win - more beautiful for the ones!
І Bossovim Boss and all іnshih.

I love my office, yogo distribution
And before the release I see immediately.
I love my furniture, sira and sira,
Papirtsi, in which I believe in God!

I love my crystal in Oseredka without light
І in the light of the subject there is no love!
I love and I love me according to the position
Oh, look cunning, glazed, frightened.

My glorious Display and I am especially special
Kradkoma tsilu, I want you to buy ...
I know the skin program I know,
I spend an hour in an hour getting my eyesight !!

I'm a happy bootie here; i haven’t weakened
The lover of the robot is the best slave.
I am the norm and the term will be dear,
I love naradi, I want to blush there.

I love the Robot - I will say without vicrutas;
І cich of reckless, all in the beloved people,
Come on this year for less,
For bazhannyam, go for me!

I love my robot
I'll come there on Saturday
І is very popular for a week.
Here I will start the day of the nation,
Noviy Rik, 8 Bereznya,
I'll sleep here tomorrow
I will not get sick,
Chi does not rise, why not revolt,
Here I will set up all the svitanka,
Everybody come in and get in,
From robots to die of horses,
Well, and I am immortal pony !!!

A different craft is my angerє.
On the plot to direct, followed by vablyachi.
my robot doesn't help me
and vindictively try to me.

I can see the vitality,
I write vershi at the edge of the table,
nevertheless, I am less jealous,
if you create іnshі maystri.

If you make a pipe of hearts
a peasant on an uninhabited new booth,
I can tell about grass
smeared with clay valley.

Oh, zrobiti so, yak zrobiti operator -
aurally change yogo butt
i, having been sawn to the apparatuses,
add to the object.

Oh, tsya greedy sapling tree,
z liyki lithi on the beds not watered
і lines of nature of the image,
rozmazyuchi farbi on palіtra!

So vlada alien robots over me
less zhorstoko vimagaє to vidpovidі.
Ale, I don't ask for a share of іnshoi.
Dyakuyu stingy joy qiu.

Bella Akhmadulina

To the robot, come with a frown and evil,
I roasted in style with jam,
Absolutely unremarkable,
I want to draw up an invoice
Ex, see, well, you can't sleep,

I’m not the same ones, so pratsyuvati,
I can’t do it.

Nikudi I don't want to eat.
Thank you better for me
I'm quietly sitting and moving.
Scho vi in monique graze, is not it lousy?
So, I read jokes all day

I will not be pratsyuvati this year.
I am a ready-made client of psychlikarnі,

Yakshcho raptom with an internet chance,
I’ll glue the lasts melodiously right here.
In general, it’s not a terminator,
How nerve your steel,
Monday - the axis is your pay
For the merry vicinities.

At the skin right
Smell of specialties:
The bakery smells
Dough and healthy.
carpentry
Іdesh maisternі, -
shavings smell
І svіzhoї doshkoy.
smelling painter
Turpentine and Farboy.
smell of scalar
Vіkonnoї putty.
chauffeur jacket
It smells like gasoline.
Robin's blouse -
Machine oil.
the smell of the pastry chef
Mountain nutmeg.
Doctor in a dressing gown -
Likami we will accept.
Pooh earth
Field and meadow
The peasant smells
The one who is going behind the plow.
Ribbon and sea
It smells like a ribalka.
only disagreement
Chi does not smell anything.
Skіls do not stifle
Ledar bagatii,
even more importantly
It smells good, lads!

Rodar Dzhanni

The robot has gone!
Speka and drank, yak in Dante's hell.
I am at the gateway to the sea, virvatisya,
I, at night, in the licorice madder

I take my freedom as a companion,
All my wife's thoughts are boring,
I shake it, I'm dumb into the water,
Behind the yaskrava guiding light.

I dream of a beach and women in bikin,
On yachts the billy sail is hollow,
Chaldea to wear us with a great cat
It's colder than champagne with a cut ...

Graє Mozart violin quartet,
And a light breeze carries the smell of Trojand,
I am a good, well, like an ancient hero ...
Skoda, ranok. The turn of the world ...

There is a pitiless cistern in the toilet,
Scream, yak psychopath, susid kit,
Nichniy sorochtsi sleepily in the apartment
The everyday life is languid delirium.

Ostiglium tea ...
Dried up, vchora zabutiy, sandwich,
I piglets squeal a hvirtka,
Mabut, susid from the wound of a hangover check.

I am virish! I'll send it to the robot to the core.
I will take a hundred grams - liquors are dumb ...
I know I am asleep. I know at the resort.
In real life, such a life is just HI!

It's early for the robot,
Priyzhdzhati you do not want,
I virishuvati problems and firmi,
Nibi is dumb at you!
Buy your own car!
And then as you shout it all,
Well, in probtsi to obid,
After standing still for a long time!

Yak is important, buvaє, know your place,
І life, razmіrkovuyuchi about those,
What a need for a coma, for a life of a tsikavo,
Scho є і robot і booths.
A robot to bring prosperity,
Those who are in love with you,
It's a day of re-dressing,
So the evening is so short,
I check to you at home already,
Scho m_sce yours
І in a love story,
І in the right, і in close hearts,
Life is not spilled on the TV screen,
And in the outer right and the world.
Who are the plans of the bulk,
Шо відчуваєш сили
I can see a lot of things,
People who are close to you are healthy and nice,
І happy - do not pose.
Happy mice is not a speck on the map,
Chi is not a point of denomination in shares,
And there, de all life is spilled in excitement,
De radi, і ti ... і tobi! ..

Mi robots are not afraid
from robots not bizimo,
є robot spati lyagaєmo,
Numerous robots are far away.

Two meals were announced,
What is it? For what?
Yak is hungry, I will offend,
I want to go to the robot?

Two views immediately saw
Rozum my smart, not easy.
I am an uncaring lad,
Reasonable, smart, lively,

May bootie in my savory soup
They threw me sodiyne,
Or maybe
Have my salad made,

Spati me want to
Godyut, sleep, boil,
It can be seen that I'm not simple
You want me the most,

Well, maybe it’s not,
Ale everything is not up to good,
Skin time pislya yyzhi,
I'm stabbing, I want to sleep

Well, and I want to raptom
On robots, please,
And then while I sleep
Beat with a footstep,

Hiba do not beat, ala, everything is one,
I feel the tse is not up to good,
I melodiously earlier,
I will flow into the robots.

Sidzhu on robots, in the end I am amazed,
The girls are walking, but I can't.
I'll tell the office, I'll go for a walk ...
Spring is beautiful - no need to wait.

Pratsyuvati deity deity -
I'll have a little time to boast.
Beautiful women for the day,
I, I plow a harvester on them.
Zorav, I clearly sow -
Aje not darma, I am orav.
Having pulled up the shtantsі, I tick -
Leave the cholovik not finding us.
Orati and I will continue at home -
The squad may not be lynch.
The axis is so cool, Purhayu,
Yak bdzhilka, skinny day.
For an hour dumka is seen -
And what about the pension fund?
I plow, straighten my back,
І advancing gene pool.
And for me there is no extra charge for the price,
Chi doesn’t get enough money for a ruble.
Such, they said, are dumb bets,
Orav ti, uncle, it seems that it’s dumb.
I’m for women in Russia,
Dopomіg zіrvati matkapіtal.
So, I'm slyly, not Mesia -
Ale vіryu - scho not darma orav.

Єvdokimov S.

I joke to the robot. Treba, sweat-free
Schob the car straight ahead of the gate
Taku, you don't want to drive
For delivery to robots
View of the best models of the situation
I still want it, I want it right and not right
Two pretty little rumored secretaries
Run on command: "Bunny-march!"
Keyboard with fingers to torment
Vlovlyuyuchi, you want to say.
Svіkon right - on svitanok
Working my mav bi cabinet.
I sauna with a magnificent jacuzzi
For erotic, half-minded discussions.
It shouldn't be filled with water, but with wine ...
Languste in young brewed steam
Let me create expert reviews and reviews ...

Yaksho on the keyboard
Western pair of clavish,
Tse meansaє - vi drummer
I was the hero of pratsi.

uncomfortably remembered
Їy with unbearable susid:
Such claviaturi
Don't get old nicoli!

Yaksho your kerіvnitstvo
You have a clear view,
I'll be the deputy tomorrow,
And zamovlennya poki varto -

Get hung up on robots
I play all the way in the "diger",
I, looking at you, deputy
The extreme term was postponed.

Yaksho is your love maker
At the outlet of the outlet,
Those for tse zlochin
Punish Treba strictly,

І unpretentious hand
Wipe out the server from the socket,
Everybody knew about everything,
It's time to drink tea.

Yaksho raptom your car
Chi is not pratsyuє yak treba,
Motherboard tee
Hit your fist hard.

Chi can't help - bey with a sledgehammer,
Give your foot on the monitor ...
Let me explain to my superiors:
"Vona rested first!"

Yaksho raptom on tviy winchester
Leaked evil virus,
Don't like it Lozinsky;
Virus tezh wants to live!

infected with programs
Roll it on BBS,
And you are your colleagues
Will often be zgaduvati.

Yaksho to your comrades in service
Give me a big prize,
And about you, the name was forgotten
I did not give any,

Replace the farbi pour into the printer
Sunichne jam,
І about you in settings
Don't forget nicoli!

I came to the robot angry,
Rozteklasya on sydinnyu jam.
Absolutely irresponsible,
I want to draw up an invoice!

Oh, see, well, why not sit?
Nevtyamki, how about me?
I'm not the same pratsuvati this year,
I can’t take care of it!

I do not need to ask, move, go
I don't want to go anywhere.
Thank you better for me to say
I'm quietly sitting and moving!

In the monitor, do you graze, not lousy?
So, I read jokes all day!
You can't see me, blin,
I won’t be pratsyuvati this year!

I am a ready-made client of psychlikarnі
I don’t make me angry, blin, it’s not safe!
Yakshcho raptom with an internet status,
I, melodiously, right here glue lusty!

You can't do without humor in bagatech vipadkakh and bagatokh workmanship, so you know the axis in all the distributions you need - cool and funny answers about the robot. Yakshcho raptom chief abo chergovy "bad" client introduced you to the depression abo incubate lighthouse ideas, read cool and funny questions about the robot and please. We know that it’s important to preserve cold-bloodedness and calmness on the working mission, especially if I can help with clients, who do not go to food. For the distribution and peace of mind, they took funny and funny answers about the robot. Let the stench help you with your hard work.

Have a special smell at the skin.
The bakery has a smell of hot health.
The butcher smells of rotten meat.
Pichnik smells of foul gas.

The milkman smells sour with sour cream.
The mine smells like methane.
It smells like a gazetteer, the pitching is dead,
Yak perfumery viddil - poviya.

The smell of surgery is not far from anesthesia.
The smell of the milkmaid is vechirnim gnome.
The skin smells like kushnir.
Assenizator ... Know yak.

The cook smells of sour cabbage.
Smell the sister is medical - klizmoyu.
It smells of amateur ribalka dynamite.
Kilkoyu in the tomato smells of a tourist,

Iodine with Zelenka - an alpinist athlete.
The radio operator smells like Morse code.
And the heroine is a smuggler.
Smell of naphta is a sailor.

Leave the deputies do not smell bad.
Mother-in-law, as a rule, smell like mlints,
All on mitts - great pennies.
The smell of the party yak chervoni prapori.

The nurse smells like a diaper Haggi.
The Swiss smell is thick to the hotel,
And from kravtsya nesse naftalinom.
The carpenter is lightly viddaє with turpentine,

And postovoy on rose - fumes.
The pharmacy kiosk smells like aspirin,
And the popular spivak is cocaine.
Consul English smelled like vivsyanka,

The school teacher smitten with valerian.
It smells like a stale soldier chobot.
It smells like a hot little brother.

I love the Robot, I love the salary!
I am catching more and more to myself.
I love Bose; win - more beautiful for the ones!
І Bossovim Boss and all іnshih.

I love my office, yogo distribution
And before the release I see immediately.
I love my furniture, sira and sira,
Papirtsi, in which I believe in God!

I love my crystal in Oseredka without light
І in the light of the subject there is no love!
I love and I love me according to the position
Oh, look cunning, glazed, frightened.

My glorious Display and I am especially special
Kradkoma tsilu, I want you to buy ...
I know the skin program I know,
I spend an hour in an hour getting my eyesight !!

I'm a happy bootie here; i haven’t weakened
The lover of the robot is the best slave.
I am the norm and the term will be dear,
I love naradi, I want to blush there.

I love the Robot - I will say without vicrutas;
І cich of reckless, all in the beloved people,
Come on this year for less,
For bazhannyam, go for me!

Turning to payday
Falling down on a l_zhko,
Shoes didn’t know me,
Became in the cheek tsіluvati

To blow fumes
Lachey grimaced slightly,
Spartily vityagla from the bar
Two dances for cognac,

I darted to the cognac,
Ti rushed to the pidzhak,
And in a chisin of a fig,
Boo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Make an hour of kitting on weekdays.
Let me be lucky,
OBOVYAZKOVO WILL BE FOURTH,
First and foremost, not seen.

Television is trying to break my breach,
If one calendar is not perfect:
It will be Friday OBOV'YAZKOVO,
First and foremost, not seen.

I put a point on the fork
І for style, nemov for p'єdestal,
I, yak statue, put on a dance
Wonderful company "Crystal".

I don’t know me to repeat that I’m p'yanitsa,
I don't care to be the one who is foolish,
OBOVYAZKOVO will be Friday
All bosses across the board!

On someone else's hands,
My appetite is not in vgamuvati ...
Take away ALL zoom from us,
TILKI PYATNITSYU YOU do not see!