Virshik about a robot in noviy rik. Cool greetings from robots. Funny and funny answers about the robot
Me on Monday is nasty, just motor-shit!
This is the worst day.
Yak serpent, kryz teeth letting fire,
And in the head all the thoughts are nabakir.
Litayut over me from the top of the bird,
Komomashki and bugs near to dizzy ...
Wow! Kish, - I’m you! Gorobtsi, titmouses!
And ditlakhi rush around, squeal!
Not required on Monday for a robot
Dogs, daddies, cats.
Ex, rebrand immediately b on Saturday,
I would use it for all life.
Surgical procedures for our work force or fence. Mi put you like that, like vi є. Vidalennya abo the change of a part of you will porushu uzgodzheniy trudovy contract. Srіbne Vesіllya or Zolotoe Vesіllya. For such vipadkіv soundness cannot be given. If you are in love with one and the same special stretch of 25 or 50 rocky, if you are guilty, you are happy, if you are allowed to go to the robot.
Those who were born are not your merit. Tom is not bachimo given to give you a sound in such a way. We are not in no way responsible for the loss of our sportsmen; To that, obviously, no vinyatk_v has been transferred. You already have a lot of fun.
Ale axis, - hoju zrikom, the yak of the tiger lutius,
Papirtsi ditch and I want to go home ...
I want a raptom, diva, and in a chilin,
Monday morning will become a wicked one!
The designer smells like a new computer,
Smelling like a robot often sucks.
It smells like a substitute, it smells like a penny,
It smells like mock-ups ... pies.
It smells often in the afternoon.
Sleep is lacking, bad bosses.
It smells like outdoor and souvenirka,
Kava is distilled from a donut dirkoyu.
"Visible booty non-point system" for a rocking working day. There are a lot of on-site supplies around all tables. First 5 colleagues, who want a "good wound", just ignore. If you are in a company that you don’t know, call and say “I just wanted to say, but I don't have an hour to talk”. I hang up the phone.
Kinets of rage, saturating offending wuh, signaling. A sheet of a memorandum, like reaching with a finger, a stack and a burmese: Hmmm. At least 1 year with an open rissyu style. Kozhen from them will order the respectful "I vvazhayu for beautiful tse so". Go to copy and see.
Vrantzі vіn smells like creativity.
Until the evening, it often smells like beer.
In the afternoon, interrupt Dim Tyutyunov,
By the way of life of the creative zlachny.
Dawn siv and inaccurate hearing,
It smells like a robot and a term.
Pachent, hour, bitter metropolitan ...
Only does not smell like a special life.
Pratsyuvati I adore children
I'll have a little time to boast.
Beautiful women for the day,
I, I plow a harvester on them.
At the lift of skin, the doors are opened by voice to the sensitive witnesses. Bossovi seem: "I know you twist!" I use my fingers to fire the gun. Convey nezumіlі speeches to the lazy, and then say: Did you all sound? Vikoristovuvati Guchnomovets without a snake to his voice.
On the column in front of the water supply tap and the water supply. Vibir behind the rooms in the room, if there is a problem. In the end of the discussion, let’s go ahead and trim “our daddy” all at once. Dodatkovі glasses, as you can read it. Make a visit to the office of a workaholic and insert the light ten times and turn it on again.
Zorav, I clearly sow
Aje not darma, I am orav.
Pulling on the shtantsі, I run away-
Leave the cholovik not finding us.
Orati and at home I continue
The squad may not be lynch.
The axis is so cool, Purhayu,
Yak bdzhilka, skinny day.
An hour dumka visits-
And what about the pension fund?
I plow, straighten my back,
І advancing gene pool.
And for me there is no extra charge for the price,
Chi doesn’t get enough money for a ruble.
Such, they said, are dumb bets,
Orav ti, uncle, it seems that it’s dumb.
Kozhen, you say, call yourself "Herbert" no less than a year. On an offensive stand, they will voicelessly deafen, who will be guilty, who will be "great". Trim yak minimum one year. Before the hour of the day when the colleague is going to enter the lift. On the fences, or for the group, the dough has developed on the forehead to fight and burmoche: Move!
Give the order to the day colleague: "Yak vi vvazhate me in pantyhose?". Transfer your own keyboard of the wheel and energize: "Do you want to change?". Carry out an offensive rozmova accepted 10 times after a week with a deyakim wheel: "Vi chuli tse?" - "Scho?" - “It’s not important, everything is deleted”.
I’m for women in Russia,
Dopomіg zіrvati matkapіtal.
So, I am slyly, not the Messiah-
Ale is probably not a gift of hordes.
The vacancy was posted on the robot.
From the frames of the messages sent by the SNIP papers, -
Applicants' questionnaires. Divi, titties ...
I took it up, syak-so.
Quiet summary I will voice the digest short:
The graph about the shortcomings: "Throwing the cholovik."
About drowning: "Bathhouse, cottage, garden beds,
First choral spiv before that ... "
In general, boyovy clothes come to the office, and if they feed through: "I can't talk about it." Go to the restaurant's manager to call the wheels and tell you that you have played a non-cash-free offense on the last little bit of a visit card. Before an hour of important telephone conference with an emphasis on speaking.
Know the pilosos and smoktati at your table. Klopapir yde zі pantіv і dіynоw wonder, if thаt іs thе order іn thе price. Shuffle kawi and bisquit on the fence, and then, at the same time, leather brisk with your hand. Every hour of the day, every day the door was opened with a stylist, if it was nearer to the door.
Obligations: "enchant the client",
Osvita: "Kursi massage".
And on the "korisnіst fіrmі" - arguments
Gangster is purer than blackmail ...
My glance in the process of seeing
Rapt with an uncharacteristic touch:
"I am bezvidmovna" wrote diva
The graph has about his weak sides ...
Neighing with our colleagues, viciously.
I took them to the team.
Two months of praction without sin.
It looks like there are no alternatives ...
Do not give me any goodies. The problem of getting everything to the office of osvizhaє. For it is more beautiful, just fall for me and let's be glad. If you leave an office, do not seem to me, where you are direct. Tse give me a chance to be efficiently creative, as well as power supply for me, de vie.
Check in until the end of the day, so you can help me, like I’ll get my job done. Just give me an increase in salary, as it will increase the level of inflation. As soon as you give me more than one robot, I don't think it is more term. I should be like a clairvoyant.
Fabrics for asphalt in ore sheets
Rozkisak on board.
On the robot dibnoi rissyu
I sleep after leaving the booth,
De calm lіzhechko,
The cat is mugikayuchi, warm plaid ...
I want, I want back
Ale can't go back.
Focused, astonishingly,
The smell of kawi and a dressing gown ...
Tilki to us, zychanyy pishaks,
Not put back.
It’s great for an hour in our life to borrow a robot, and it’s not marvelous that we are full of answers about a robot. And the fact that there are a lot of people efficiently work only a part of that hour, when the smell of being on the robot, became the reason why funny messages about the robot began to appear, in which authorities they caught and played all aspects of the robot's activity. Our distributors took the best ideas about the robot and helped you to get the stench.
If you want to wrap yourself up, add less and more. I have no life, like robots. If you are like my robot, trim it in secret. Yaksho vin zgriba, tse can be zahochennya. If my robot is not like you, tell about everything. It befits me a little bit if people talk.
If you have special instructions for robots, do not write them down. Nemaє senseu gratuvati with less cinnamon instructions. Do not spot me a nicholas. Show me all your little problems. In іnshomu vipadku nіkhto not, but good to the nobility, so you have been so merciful. It is especially worthwhile for me to receive a request for a high tribute, which you paid through a bonus, which you have recognized as a manager.
Sidzhu in the office at the warehouse with a sire,
There are heavy peaks all around.
The shelves are bursting with the growth of growth -
There are spare parts on them - a dumb bump on yalints_.
Go through the loop with a beast stitch,
Zamurzanі vantazhniki go on the go.
Jump on police nem mavpi
One day there are cotton workers.
Something pratsyuvati does not want especially,
But the same dumb bites in the ass,
Zhvavo sleep in labyrinths to the warehouse.
We are important wedmad crokuє at the warehouse ...
Є here giyeni, jackals and vovki -
I hove fearfully for the distant shelves.
To our teapot on the coffee shop
All amicably start at the early hour.
I yak to the zoo Kozhen day for a robot
Mriyuchi to live until the next Saturday ...
I’m joking about work, I must, no sweat
Schob the car straight ahead of the gate
Taku, you don't want to drive
For delivery to robots
View of the best models of the situation
I still want it, I want it right and not right
Two pretty little rumored secretaries
Run on command: "Bunny-march!"
Keyboard with fingers to torment
Vlovlyuyuchi, you want to say.
Z vikon right on svitanok
Working my mav bi cabinet.
I sauna with a magnificent jacuzzi
For erotic, half-minded discussions.
It shouldn't be filled with water, but with wine ...
Languste in young brewed steam
I will write ekspromti and reviews
Skoda for such a robot has no license.
I am fit - and do not pay nadal,
Don't hit me on the go,
Do not give a living, do not live,
All one will come to the robot.
Payday is not a funeral date,
It’s just dumb,
Do not give rations and salary,
All one will come to the robot.
I will not go for it,
Tse sea mav I (on uvazі),
Empty tea and a crouton to eat,
All one will come to the robot.
I do not need to look for changes,
You can use a rapt on a bed,
Do not need any heights,
All one will come to the robot.
Nichogo shod in patches,
I do not lie to you, Mayte on uvazi,
Navi if the trip will be paid,
All one will come to the robot.
I will come to see the darkening
Navi as the chief Yuda,
Wind up the clouded mind in the brain,
I'LL COME! ALE PRATSUVATI WILL NOT BE !!!