Lost history of life. Mixed histories of life

Chee is not known to be in the middle of the population, because I would like to develop my life without having to trap a change of history. Tse could be nezabutnya history about the first meal, the rise in price in the school camp, or a message about the memory of a football match; the smut, the roar of the floods of humor and the experiences of the hero. Even if we read the history of the life of people, especially the smіshny, my mind, it’s possible to see the hero at the scene of the hero. First and foremost, they didn’t think so, the fragments can laugh a lot at the failures of the protagonist.

real history

Chitati real history , I have seen in the period of the life of people, on the road to tsikavishe, not to read funny jokes. Surely, and the anecdote might get rid of the contagious smirk, but the smithe history of the online wouldn’t be lost for a few years, or even for the first day.

I remember, once having read the story from the life of the boy, who was retraced after the misfortunes, since they were working with the same child, and for some time the laughter was not at ease. Having seen the podії, described by him, and the smirk knowingly appearing in the breasts, I didn’t even get so complacent. I will find out about the story of that lad, then re-read it again or show it to my friends.

Scary history

In a special category terrible history , Rozkazanі abo described by real people, the reflection in them is the degree of spіvpersivannya reach between. Okremo slide to look mystical history with humor, the splinters of people in them are absolutely unpredictable, and the readings are lost only to cuddle up to the number in the belly.

Іstorії about the lasting strengths, ghosts and that kind of things from the most promising, some of the very ones judged to have experienced these events on that unhappy day.

Surely, deyakі can ask for food, as terrible history can change the reader. Naturally, if you read history without cool heat in the beginning, it’s not a good idea to read it. However, how to appear to see, bezel-less history about ghosts to end up with a cheerful rocking, de in the role of being presented as a friendly friend, or simply kicking the fabric on a hanging tree. Himself especially dressed in bіla stretched out from the painted ochim and lyaks in the evenings suspended from the first on top.

Beautiful history

At the collection of our site select best history... Yaka history from the life of koristuvachіv is to be built the most fun - virіshuvati, absolutely well, read. But maybe you want to constantly re-look the history without a koshtovaya online on our site, some of the very little humor is stacked here in the framing. Go to the whole place, having opened our many distributions, including no-print sms-lists and fun voices.

The collection of the hardness is taken from the blog - egor, big 18+ , ale all ...
Rebound! The presence is profanity ...

“Naybilsh * bani trap rubbish with me in the aviation school. Todi with the lads sipped at the days of their classmate's folk and went for more. At the store, I have a good idea of ​​this Viroya - a cook (different types) of forty-five years of our ad. Require zgadati, how can you get a drink. At the bag, my testimony was included only in a dark park, I unhappily smudged the titty Vira in the doggy-style pose, and we went to the autumn sheets of beddings and a light raincoat. I didn’t go to our house anymore. "

“As a student of the 11th grade, nodrati in the apartment of one of our Andriy. Andriy vlasne viyavivsya ourselves do not prepare to ryasnykh uzlivan, here for a year or two before the arrival of his father, he switched on, a sign of the life of an acre of quiet popping without giving. In fear of his punishment, we vryatuvati vryatuvati friend, wrapped him in kilim and put a storch behind the curtains. The plan mayzhe spratsyuvav, Andriya Batki saw only a year later when he arrived, by the smell, because the wine was in the whole kilim. "

“I live with my dads in a one-room apartment.
holy 9 th grass in the 11th class was seen with friends with a bang.
Throwing through a strong bright light.
having shaken oh * ive looked at the dads, zrozumiv, it’s not like that.
I just stood there and pissed at the piano, loudly singing the cry of Klavish ... "

“On the Arbat there was a stall with a stretch of five rocks, which was like a trade in orders: the mountains are falsified, and the lower ones are the real orders. Advertising the whole stall with a mavpochka at a service jacket with medals. People passed by and did not say anything. And Chichkan Virishiv ask for a mavpochka for the opening day, show people: you say, you are Great Vitchiznyana viyna- it’s the best, and don’t worry, you’re going to have it. As a result, the bully's aggression against Chichkan, and not against the evil! They obied, they said the most terrible words. І so expect! This does not mean that the artist is guilty of changing the provocation, ale is guilty of intelligence, but the negative energy as the minimum on the cob will always be straightened out against. "

“From my internal rating to burn people, I’ll get“ -1 ”to my best friend. I don’t smoke myself and I don’t like people who burn with me. Vipuskati dim entrust with a non-smoker sp_vrozmovnik - tse zavzhi show nonsmoking. Decent people, to smoke, to go to the balcony, or to go to the side, do not bother anyone.
Kurnnya, whether it’s a suspiciously-sucky little ringleader, whether it’s piyatstvo, or masturbation - є the process of finishing the intimacy. Differentiation of sounds and moral dualism to produce so that, say, jerking off on the street is obscene, and smoking is decent. Those who know how to brew beer on the street are normal, and those who do it are intelligent, who drink only at home, or in a special introduction for a whole lot of events.
Coldness is a sign of fallowness, and if it is fallow, it is a manifestation of weakness and faint-heartedness. I encourage the majesty of a number of people, for some anecdotes "It's easy to quit smoking. I've already thrown" 10 times "this is not an anecdote, but not even the knowledge of reality. Normal people will not show their weakness to the suspension and smoke in public. "

“Once in an hour in a hungry student youth, I have taken care of pennies for little painting robots. I got my robot on the road at the Meridian Palace of Culture, at the bus at the Kaluzka metro station, at the DC. Todi Meridian was sent to visit the Ninish House of Culture Gorbunov - good concerts, motivational and happy ones. I got a poster for the concert of Oleksandr F. Sklyar. I wanted to go to the concert. Ale was far from the salary. Ale was hot. The axis is just in my head, a zhakhlivy plan. At the end of the day, like a buv, with penzliks, a Farbi wizard and in a working dress I went to the Great Cherga, I smashed everyone with a headlong shoulder, muttering a grandma-bileter: "I'm doing it here" and going all the way to the middle. In the toilets, changing into a civilian and going to a concert. "

“Having thought that you don’t twist the kerm permanently, the machine will stop working.
Respecting that I and all my friends were born at once to write with nimtsy (melodiously often chuv about a friend's axis and thinking that it’s just that), but that’s the youngest on the river, for two people didn’t think it’s.
Thinking that if you kiss the girl, then you need to be friends with her. one lad was hunted by a comrade and a naughty little girl, who cried out through her last share. We were able to calm them down, gave tsukeroks and yagіd, in the evenings we took our game for a little one and when we lived with him before the new squad. dad and grandmother with dydy all the coming day cackled all over the yard. and to the kid, the adjectives were stuck. "

“I am in the dynasty thinking that people who speak the same language are also laughing as it is called in the same way. If I hit foreigners for the first time, I started laughing, I thought, "Why does the smell of Russian people laugh? It's melodious because tourists have come here and want to be delighted" "

“I am in my childhood thinking about the Otruyniy Ocean at Christmas. If you are forced to read, marveling at the atlas and the razcharuvannya I could not find between. Llodovitiy - it's so boring! I wondered if I knew that the map of our filthy planet had already been painted, it became a mess for me. Huli robiti in the light, de the whole martyrdom is already raised? "

“If I was 4 years old, I was sent to my name in Mykolaiv. She herself comes from Odessa, so I'll explain a lot later. Vona cook took me with her in the factory ad. I am still happy, if you won’t, the timid vidbivnі, herachіt with a hammer on the shrimps of the meat and hitting - now?
- I drive in Mikrobiv, grease the axle of Vi katsapi so that it is ill. "

“The bullet has been played in pads for women, advertisements of which were shown on television, - it is necessary to write. Yak diapers for grown-ups. I was welcome, oh * Datkov, and those, that people are adequately put before such speeches. If you want to piss - ssi. Everybody checked that moment, if I virost and stop koristuvatsya with a toilet like this. Checked out, bl * db. "

“In Odessa, in the 80s, go to the buv escalator (at the same time prompts the funkuler). and if my granny said "at once we ride the escalator", I thought all the way to put us at the majestic escalator and ride. "

“Namagayuchis vibuduvati vidnosini with a partner, we are often consumed in the pasta of wrong ochikuvan and the offensive behind them rozcharuvan. A typical history from my practice, if a girl comes to a consultation, is tormented by one of her partners. However, in rozmovi z'yasovutsya, as soon as you are just rocking, which will present you to a new endless vimogi. For example, the dvchina will be encouraged by the fact that the Yunak will be the gift of the gift. And I don’t give wine. It's just that there is no tradition of daruvati kiti in your homeland. Ale dvchina is worried: as the lad does not give a gift in the "tsukerkovo-bouquet" period, why will it be quiet? І virіshu, it is a lack of love. With a tsom, the Yunak is not guilty, but the lady came up with a perfect ideal, and Winn - real lyudina- do not invest in it. If the partner does not vindicate, there are two options for the development of podіy: Either you or take people in such a way, like win є і will be with him a lot of money, or you will be separated and shouted about. "

“The couple can have a lot of fallowness, people often live according to the principle“ I suffer, it means I am sensible ”. Tsia positsiya ide to the roots in our culture, deceitfulness to positivnoe zabarvlennya, suffering - means seeing, living "povnotsinnoy" lives. Lyudin, who would be happy, could be embarrassed by the loving countrymen and the joy of life, but often not to be intimidated. Once a woman came for a consultation before us. The stench was parted with a partner, and it was smoothly going through the life of the stage. In the course of the rose, it fell, and the cholovik appeared over her physical violence... After a couple of hours, the partners were separated for an hour, but then the woman forgave her partner, and the stench was reconciled. During the period of the "truce" at the consultations, won said: "Mi f is a wonderful couple, if you do not boil, I do not give reasons for a breakdown." In such situations, women are often deceived, vvazhayuchi, well, if at a particular moment everything is good, then everything changes to the best. As physical violence has become in everybody's mind once, our zeal is going to get ahead of the dynamism: violence will become stronger, and progress between periods of aggression will speed up. The life of the life was known to go through the cycle of violence - reconciliation, to know in one's own power to go through the cycle of violence. "

“Before Christianity, the pseudo-Orthodox power of the nation is also known to have lived, like Arkady Dvorkovich to liberalism, and Maxim Shevchenko to Russian nationalism. Chaplin's fantasies about the Orthodox dress code, try the fence of the rock opera "Isus Christ - Superworld" and strive for the decision of the Trull Cathedral in the course of the court debates - not to show viri, but to be obscene in a pure vision. Moreover, people who have rejected the radiance atheistically atheistic and penetrated with great contempt for Christian values ​​are in a rage in this. As a result of this foolishness, you can see the Russian people from the Bagatyokh to the church (to be built, the people will already appear) "

“I have less taxi axle. Tse f * zdets scho take! Tі, as stand on zupinka. Mourning the road, the road is REALLY 200 rubles. So you can stand, the third car is driven by two. I pay three hundred, for that I don’t want to stand there і drive from the first car-ride, and for such a trip to ask for 700! 700, fuck, rubles! I don’t go for 400! Does it mean to go with them? HTO, fuck?
Tsі gіvnyuki for a day to stand nі х * I am not shy. Stink fucking books do not read! Oh, I read it, but the price! NICHOGO DO NOT ROBLYAT! One or two trips a day. I make more stinks for less. Zaroblyayut in the middle 100-150 thousand per month. The qi axis is to pull. Vignati all to the damn mother. "

“The axis of the day, when I enter the shopping center with a team of friends, like a cholovik herachit a fraudulent lady in the scoreboard, with a whole child among them rocked 10. Well, win herachit, then take the child and go, follow him. Well, I and like a man seeing a dude, they turned the child of a woman, they immediately returned to the shopping center, and the man knows after her, the guard is koshtu ochima klipa. Poh.
And the axis like only I will try on the escalator, a great child, or a stroller, so fuck it all at once.
Zagalom, our guard at once in bagatokh mіstyakh replaces lyakal. "

“At the Peter's forum, I heard about the attorney’s statement to the state of New York, and one part of it just stunned me. Look at it: you are talking about the criminal justice against the traffic rules, we also have the same є. Ale, before Tim yak ruin the criminal right against the company, I think even more. I am mindful that the Institute for Criminal Transmission is anxious to help the company. My skin can make business. And if I do harm to the business, the power to squander the labor and the tribute. And most of all, what we have is a whole lot of work and gifts. It’s the prosecutor who speaks! The axis is so demanding about the mirkuvati. "

“At 12 rockies, I made a gift of the book“ Child sexology ”. The new information has no value: how to grow breasts, but also a month, and besides, from the whole book I knew that sexual fantasies are not disgraceful, but because of the masturbation of nothing, I can’t see anything. The book was given as a gift, which helped me not to give my daddies good food - about those who give them to teachers, not boo. "Sexual education" in our school looked like this: the girls were running primus to the assembly hall;

“- The first reason for sexual dysfunctions is the price of the child's ideas, but sex is tricky, disgusting, disgusting, and it’s all ailment. 90% of my clientele carry a wiklican with my mother's idea in their own way, but in sex it is impossible to cut off satisfaction. І such batkіv to finish a lot.
- In other words, dad often don’t want to zagal, why did the kids have sex?
- Fathers want it, but the price has become great kohan»I didn’t know the stench, but it’s even more beautiful - the stench. In the bag, the stench is conveyed to the children of the subscribers. Mom is like: "So, so zychay, you can have sex." And on the non-verbal translation: "Ale ni, in any way, do not be afraid." І in the psyche of a child, there is a supernumerary of right up to physiological manifestations. Є also damage - vaginism. The whole spasm of muscle spasms and internal surfaces is stiff, so it is hard to destroy a state of affairs: the girl wants to, but she does not start. "

“Dotted political repressions are all one political repression. And yet - it’s commonplace, it’s a little important, - if people are saddled with words and thoughts that are not very special to you, then they are still for words and thoughts. Imenniki are important here, nizh prikmetniki.
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More than one copy. It seems that, having wanted to pump everything from Russia to Honduras, everything here suffocated. And he himself was warned in a sealed spacesuit. They showed it on TV. Television does not have brehati.
Think, tezh, yaka novina. More than one.
In the middle of the ossified everyday life to be built, but - in the middle in safety. Ні, slyly, like the 37th. Yakbi masovo. And so.
Ale for the truth in the policy of pratsyuє іnsha theory of immobility. І difference between point and mass repressions from the point of view of a specific skin aborigine is not. If you are sickening, you didn’t deserve to be, for example, a long-term one, and a raptor was lost, but you were a nefarious man and a scandalous man, shy for everything, we went to build our atomic fleet to Somali pirates, you wake up all in one time to the people. Chi ni. "

“If a patient in Russia will die, the doctor will die, it would be a minimum for the doctor to shake off the dog, or to put him down. However, it’s impossible to tell about the potential donor of transplantologists and, perhaps, to spare the patient with a chronic lack of a chance for life, you will not be for the price of anything. At Bilorusia, such children are accustomed to receive medical assistance. As a result, the whole country has long overtaken us for a number of transplants.
The problem is that not all of our doctors know about such a need. The country has all three departments, which conduct short lectures on transplantology. In the main, it’s not a matter of mind, but we have organ transplants, but ailments that require liver and heart transplants, in Russia it is possible to do it, and not to change it.
If we talk about social reasons, then if we have a legal transition to transplantation, it may become deprived of the surviving of the dead type of donation.
Officially, I declare that all religious confessions, expanded in the territory of Russia, were unambiguously influenced by transplantation and posthumous donation. "

“Know the likar write a disser and you need a picture of an X-ray, two screws are screwed into a human basin. Robots at pіvgodini. The sensi, the very robots on two chilini, even told me to explain "livish-right", "here it is illumination, here it is to make a thrash" and so on.
And here I sense that yak squad has started yomu * baty brain in a disgruntled voice:
- If you finish? I am a hotel vibrating, how beautiful is it - with a shower and a bath or just a bath? What about the shower?
- The road, at a time I literally 10 gilts and wondered, as I knew the options.
- Ty scho is not teamish? I need you to vibrate at once!
- Is Ale to endure until tomorrow? Are we going to replace it tomorrow?
- Ale, I am guilty of the nobility at once!
Fuck! Fucking horned creature! Toby a man to hunchback, zooblyayu on your cowardly-vouchers, and those are worth a commission and a іesterії!
I would be in direct efiri їy in shі and nah * th life to mami on dovgі-dovgy rocky. Suffocating, bath, shower + bath, jacuzzi, sitting, etc.
Fucking go ... And the dude is such an intelligent (I only know it on Skype, having broken a couple of robots recently), it is necessary to study science. And here it’s like, at zero time n * here, having pinched a tourist with an atlas and won’t tytsyaє yogo yakis x * yney, I don’t get into life all at once: no, the tour operator should sleep, shit, the application should be played only with lies. "

“The beer is chihgos mіtsnіshy roboti on Friday, later on Saturday-week," well, on Monday, Baltika No. I guess the Japanese crossword puzzle, and on four "Zenith" there is, well, there is tea with brandy, then with the lads, I will change it well, and so on and on - the axis is to say now to vibrate this way of life, as if there are 6 million people? "

“On the first day in Moscow, suppers went to the Asian cuisine restaurant“ siu ”. We came 40 minutes before closing the mortgage, and the waitresses didn’t try to smile on their faces. There were no wine tables, and they put a bar on the bar. The menu was brought not all at once and not all. Everyday they brought a picture of kilkoh nagaduvan. My companions did not know anyone who was shouting: “They didn’t spit on the hedgehog, that’s good!”.
Officials are not represented in the principles in the martyrdom. Be it a small intimate restaurant or the pathetic Goodman steak house. I will have a badge on the official. I don’t seem to think that it’s good, it’s nasty, but such a reason to rob the officer is not in the middle between the guest and the other, knowing the new conditions, setting the mood and setting the atmosphere. I do not come to the guest's bag "to the officer". The stench can come to the house, to the inter'er, but not to the staff.
In the meantime, the catering service, build up, do not worry about those who turn around again and again. The restaurant, which is open until 23:00, may not be allowed in at 22:20. "The kitchen is cold." And if to let it go, then it’s just about the eleventh to fix the straps, for the guests it’s time for the honor of the nobility: demonstratively collapsing furniture, whispering at the barn’s style and - respect! - enable Wi-Fi. Stay to practice, zokrema, in "Happiness" and in "Giardino Italiano". Zrozumilo, that the restaurateurs are tied to the law, like a fence for a robot at 23:00, ale it is still a barbaric way to get along with the guests. "

“In the United States, for example, the political fundamentals show“ streamer ”and“ some kind of sexual awareness ”. There are fewer religious and "puritanical" staff in the bag with more adult vacancies, including repeated ones. Oskilki idioti and hypocrites fenced off sex education, they are rather stupid about the fact that they think about it from stories and mythical legends. To that, I like * banashki vvazhayut, like "tse virostit bl * dey" "

“I didn’t know why the salad was to blame for the salad, but not for dicing vegetables or meat.
a manomakh's hat, like a beardless creature, like a yak when you die, sleepyheads with Pringles chips, chamomile, mayonnaise onions are clearly planted with canned mushrooms. Now bl * dt all?
Okay, if you want to go to children, so how to welcome older people is smartly from the world of lack of blindness. Do you want to put the fake art on the glass all at once with the dance of the burner? "

“You know, if I knew the film“ Kanikuli ”about the Mansi - the settlement of people, as they flowed far into the taiga from the naphtha visoks, - the stench created a miraculous history. Mansi are getting drunk, like all pivnichni people, even more tragedy from all. Our mans have lost a herd of reindeer as they go, and even live without reindeer is rich enough to live without reindeer - and it means that there is nothing to be done, for that is the monoculture of taka. Well, a little bit more for the sable. And in the fall, the Russians come before them, as they bathe a skin for a liter of burner, for which they hike in taizi. This is how to live: mans - the skin, ours - the bitter. The first axis is one z mislivets stopped drinking. I turned out to be an unhappy and very mate in the village, and this was a great pleasure for me: I didn’t become the same skin for a dance in return, but I needed a real equivalent of a skin. And everything - vіn appeared penniless, without a burner, vіn appeared without a penny. "

“I remember the story of one old director. Vaughn died. Її daddy praised kolis in the Central Committee of the party. And then, even in the sixties, there was a collapse. One time, the know-it-yourself came to the house and played there with seven unites of children. Vona energized: "Mom, what was the trapilia?" And an old mother, a bogeyman of the Central Committee, like: “Rozumish, daughter, I’ve been alone for the whole hour, and I knew it’s kupuvati, but here you need to vibrate. I took all seven. " Vibirati health - you will be able to form. The price of building is not practical for anyone. Who grabbed the tsikh of the Vibirati people? Stink all life in one plant. The stench of all life chose one ruler for one. Є Putin - no more options. Before the speech, the options are somewhat dumb. What is the best option for us? It’s a thought of people who don’t have a choice. "

“Post-nagaduvannya about those, so nichto, and to call you niyak, I don’t think I’m in the mood - especially if you do not know Chirikov and Pussy Riot, but sooner, for all the rules of the gripe: it seems rude that there’s not a lot of people in Russia , it’s nyogo namalovanno on football, why the father’s work in the FSB and who knows how to correct the finances from the state budget. It was clear that in the country there was a wide huge discussion about those who cleanly clean their teeth, and those who hate them to clean their teeth were irrevocably pointed out to those who didn’t think about the people’s position, they didn’t mind everyone. I guess they spat a lot of them and threw a brush and paste behind the dresser. Contrary to the argument "the people are not smart and not smart," I do not accept it, but be creepy, you can be like a man - be a politician Navalny, or a composer Shostakovich - let your timidity, peace and happiness. "

Rozpoviv (a):
kibchik

Znayomy made a call from Russia to one of the Egyptian hotels. If at the reception they snapped the phone and said in Arabic, win posed:
- Do you speak English?
Yomu received:
- So.

Rozpoviv (a):
Zairka

I am going on the subway and on the edge of the vuha, I can smell the voice of two women:
- Well, what about Kolya?
- In protection pratsyuє.
- De?
- At a jewelry store.
- Pislya two convictions? !!

Rozpoviv (a):
Lex

One of my friends - well, a great amateur will laugh, close to fate she rushed into such a laugh, yak, and she herself was not known for the first time in her life.
I will not write the front story, but it’s boring, I’ll immediately quote the dialogue, which was seen between my friend and the other person, which was sent to the phone call (the number was wrong, but André was called love.)
Otzhe:
My girlfriend:
- Hello, I need Lyubov.
Receiving a cholovich voice on the last dart:
- Hello, tse I!
- Ні, I need a woman.
Pause for a pause:
- Vi l # sat% yank ???

Rozpoviv (a):
Sherochka

Rozpoviv (a):
Tatkov

Rozpoviv (a):
Dolphin

Rozpoviv (a):
raspberries

Rozpoviv (a):
Dasha

Conversations on asci from my knowledge:
- Standing on the balconies this year, smoking. A crow flew by with a condom in dziobi. Kudi light kitten ...
- Yes-ah, before you cherish children, now crows with condoms ...

Rozpoviv (a):
Alexej

Rozpoviv (a):
exi3000

Rozpoviv (a):
Alexa

Rozpoviv (a):
front sight

Rozpoviv (a):
Cherry

Good fries are practical to love the skin of a man. Especially to delight people with short stories, funny and funny real life... Such vipads will become a wonderful roving for any company. short history, Smіshni, original, cheerful - the very ones that are required for a good hour. Є the stench of a ridiculous joke. However, the difference in the fact that they are taken from the real life, to sound the stench of nagato tsikavishe. Above the tsim comic, lusciously twisted plots, you can go back and forth without a zupinka.

Short history. Smashnі vices from life

Also, if you have chosen to meet in the number of friends, be in love, such is the start of every fit to the soul. Short histories, smithe vistas are great for people who feel good about their mood. And as long as you have a good memory, you have melodiously know you chimalo. Short stories - smith, kind, comic - about your know and friends, give you smiles and lots of positive emotions. It is easy to see the situation very often.

Service in the army

It is not often possible, for example, tsіkavі іstorії From the life of people - smіshnі, short - about vіyskovyh. For example, taka. Discussion of the cholovik about the period of his service in the army. From the hour of the last day at the checkpoint until the next couple of friends came to visit. The woman became tsikavitisya, de not far from the tank part. Sin nibito serving there, for її words. Chergovy tried to explain to my friend that there was no need for a tank unit here. At the end of the process, the steam was magalized to bring it soulfully, but the sin didn’t become bi їkh deceived. The rest of the argument of the woman is shown to Chergov's photograph. On these images the young "tankist" is standing proudly, hanging up to the waist with a cry in his hands in front of him. You can see, yak smіyavsya Chergovy soldier. Some of the stories from the life of people (small, short) in the middle of the world sound even more often.

Vip with documents

How can there be fun funny moments? By the way, it’s not easy to feel the history of life, smith, short, tied with a robot with documents. The axis is one of them. Cholovikov needs to be updated for the notary's office in the RRB. The official of the bureau potsіkavilasya, as the term was needed for a document (the part issued in three days - sixty rubles, for two - a hundred and five). Cholovik zupinivya on a different option, so like an hour, so bi moviti, pidtiskav. Having paid in cash pennies, having made a statement: "Come on Monday." And buv tse four. Dyvchina explained that on Saturday that week the stench was closed. "And I paid yakbi for three days?" - powering the cholovik. Dіvchina explained that all one youmu had to come for a donation on Monday. "Why am I paying forty rubles more?" - posed by the cholovik. “Yak?” accusations.

For help

Offensive option. Short stories from real life, tied with a piece of clothing, not less popular, not even more. You can go to the beaches even more often. Yak cheerfully bulo, on the other hand, seeming to spite the next picture. On the birch of the sea, a friend of a couple with a little tit of eight rockies was seen. Panama axle only take the seven zabula with you. The squad went to the room for headdresses, having overshadowed the child on the dad. Turning, she didn’t shake the cholov_ka, but the axis of syn ... One head was erasing. To the food "De tato?" the boy replies: "Swim!". "Why are you here?" - energized the mother. Ditina zhittaradіnno declaring: "Daddy buried, I am not ruined!" Such a vchinok, zvychayno, seryoznim nazvati vazhko, prote cheerfully buto all!

Behind the cordon

Short stories from real life, but sometimes it’s going forward, it’s overgrowing in it, it’s tightened. One of them is posted guid. A group of Russian tourists (hockey) violated the excursion on the chavny of the Girskiy riches. It is not often the case that people provoke water battles if they are willing. At the same time, nimtsi got into the supernicks of the Russian people. Moreover, the excursion was held on May 9 ...

You can have some bulo uyaviti, as hockey got started, knowing the stench to fight. With shouts "For Batkivshchyna!" і "For a change!" the stench fiercely splashed the oars on the water. Vtim, and tse їm smartly. Turning the road over the road, the stench rushed at the enemy directly on the chambers, spontaneously turning it over into the water.

Zdavalosya b, fun is over. Ale in the evening, a splash on the offensive fact: the offended groups settled in the same hotel. The hockey players were playing their "peremogu" directly to the pool, playing patriotic songs. They didn’t find any of their numbers.

On robots

It is even more common to see mixed histories from the life of people (short) on workmanship. For example, such a vipadok. One cholovik added his own book for Principles to the robot, and he was virishiv viprobuvati on his colleagues. Yogo spіvrobіtnіtsі wanted to "change" his daughter. Cholovik sat down for a while. On the coming day, I will rush to bring an envelope from a note. Having seen yo, the person immediately saw: “Your daughters are 14 years old. Vona learn to "vidminno". To love the top, the ride and the dance. " The Bula woman was simply envious and immediately started talking about everything to her friends. The cholovik did not meet the words about the zmist of the note: “I am a witness, I am 14 years old, I love horses and dance. And my mother makes you a deceiver. "

Vip with creatures

Mixed histories from short and not only, they often end up tied up with our younger brothers. For example, such a tsikaviy vypadok became the head of the middle rock. Outside the courtyard of this private booth, there was an old dog who had come to wear it. However, the creature of the bullet is indicated, on the shoulder there is a stripe. It’s obvious that it’s great to talk about a dog, but there are booths around it. The dog went to the cholovik, giving himself a stroke and followed by him at the front. We walked through it by and large, went to the corner of the world and fell asleep. About a year later, the dog went to the door. Cholovik letting the creature go.

On the coming day, at about the same hour, the dog knew the time before it, "got accustomed", lied in the same couture and slept again close to the year. Trivialized yogo "walk on a visit" on the prototypes of decilkoh tizhniv. Nareshty, cholovik virishiv potsіkavitisya, in which on the right, and pinning to the nashin a note of such a snake: "Vibachte, ale me, I want to know, hto є the Lord of this lovely wonderful creature, I know the dog in my day." On the coming day, the dog came with a mock “vidpoviddyu”. The note in the bulo reads: “The dog lives in a booth with little babies. Two of them, moreover, did not adhere to three rockies. Youmu wants to chat. Let me come with him tomorrow? "

juveniles

Buvagh, you want to bring the change of history to tears. short notice The life of young people is especially often seen among students, students, senior students. Well, this is not that kind of vipadok. Nichto is not an image or an enchantment. Two young lads did not get enough sleep, strolling along the streets of the place. Having zupinivshis bіlya kіosku s presoyu, as well as selling small stationery and іnshі dribnitsі, the stench smelled to buy a small m'yachik on humtsі, cheerfully lit, as if for her squeeze - just like that, it seems, for fun. The problem lay in one thing: the boys did not know how to call themselves tsya igrashka. One of the cottonmen, having said on the bag, turned to the saleswoman: "Give me that fenny!" "What a date?" - overwhelmed the woman. "Fenko!" - repeating the young cholovik. The goodies went with their purchase. On the coming day, the stinks passed through the whole kiosk. On the vіtrinі bіlya pouches there is a price list with the writing "fenka".

Vipsticks with children

Smashnі short stories of people obov'yazkovo flicker laughing, as soon as Ide about the little ones. The axis of the vipadok, which is placed with a three-ric boy. Great amicable homeland took at one table at once. Ditina sidiv and spokyly marveled at those, like her grandmother and mother, to grease mlintsi. For the whole hour, he quietly applied: “All is mine. I will be the first. Hto z'ist without me - I will punish! "The women, nareshti, finished the gotuvati and put the mlintsi on the container in a stack. Sem'ya got boiled and began to sit for steels. Mitya's hands will be left unchanged. Before the tsim win, ahead of all: “I am going. I’ll fuck with all of them, I don’t live without me ”. Bilya tarilki sounded next: “One, two, five, twenty, thirty ... That's it! Don't chіpayte! "If the child turns around, one million buv z'їdeniy. Relatives energized: "Ty scho, really fucked up?" At the same time, the answer was: "Do not you mind? I can’t be rakhuvati! I’ve turned over the top baby!"

It’s funny, it’s funny. Age nichto s grown-ups didn’t want to turn the top mlynets over with the side down.

licensed history

Even more often comic problems are seen in the standards of medical institutions. As a rule, there are tsіkavі іstorії (smіshni, short) from gentle bums about young fathers - the most popular among them. On the other hand, the axis is taka. There is a squad in one cholov_ka narodzhuval. Checked friends for two. However, there are no vidomies for the future of children. The woman got a little girl and a boy. Schedule a person's check in the doctor's office on the door of the ward. Nareshti, the midwife has appeared. Father pidbig to her friends: "Dviynyata?" "So!" - updated the woman. Cholovik, laughing: "Little boys?" Vona: "Hi!" Dad, make a shorter laugh: "Daddy?" Midwife: "Hi!" Cholovik, dumbfounded: "And who?" Some vipadkiv today are seen chimalo.

On the road

Real life stories, short stories, often tied up with spy workers of the DAI service. At one of the Novosibirsk motor depots, for example, there is such a vidadok. Pratsyuvav there is one inexpensive chauffeur. If there was a driver behind the KrAZ kerm, the call could not be seen. Once the chauffeur has gone on a flight, without locking the back number on the car. Win just poklav yogo in the glove compartment. As a rule, you can see in such cases and see, standing at the crossroads of the teacher DAI. Having shaken off the car without a chauffeur, I got back up and hung down. The driver knows about the situation. Having put the car in such a way, it can be hung in other doors that are not compatible, and lock the number. Rizikovano, ale tse Ediniy sposib uniknuti fine. Otzhe, the car zupinilas. The patrolman povіlno pіdіyshov, standing and not dying, looking in the middle. Zvychayno well, win buv duzhe zdivaniyam, marvel at the empty cabin. The chauffeur, having secured the number for an hour, and everyone turned to their place. Even better, the health worker DAI, if the command of the rod was heard, the car started up empty and went away.

Just funny

And one more moment. It's a good idea to lie down even more, just because of the mood of the people. Mixed short stories may not be the mother of the so-called special plot. Buvah, people are just having fun and radiant souls. Yak, it seems, the smіshinka in the mouth has drunk. Explains tse, shvidshe for everything, Tim, why people are often faced with growing stresses, other and not even worse. All the same, slyly, it is put in the middle of the skin, nervous system... Lyudin, of course, is never remembered. But in memory all the same, all the inappropriate moments are taken. Apparently, the body needs to work on the nerve distribution hour by hour. Aje smіh lіku. In such a rank, the health-improving process is manifested in a cheerful mood.

That doesn’t make you wonder if you’re going to see it for an hour. You can walk along the street with absolutely blind thoughts in your head, marvel at those who are sick, and you will be happy. You can amuse you both by the way, by the way, and by revealing it. Start streaming your laughs and laughing, and see the audience's reactions to the audience yourself. Well, how about a rapt to eat something else, whatever an incident ... For example, having pitted the wind in the windshield in revealing the arkush paper, or the package, for it’s just the same, the history is given to you especially fun. First, it’s not bad, it’s not evil! It's just a fight against the stresses of our body! Smіkh sell our life!