Gauf dwarf nis tsya kazka about those. Encyclopedia of Cossack heroes: "Dwarf nis"


Pan! It’s wrong, whoever thinks, not only during the hours of Garun al-Rashid, the ruler of Baghdad, there were fairies and sorcerers, and they were able to help them, not in quiet talk about the vitality of the spirits and the sovereigns of the soil on the basis of Even in our days there are fairies, and not so long ago I myself became the witness of one story, in which spirits clearly took part, about which I and I will tell you.

In one great place of the lovable modernity of life, Nimechchina, the Swedes lived peacefully and quietly with their squad. For a long day on a rose street and a latvian skullcap and shoes and a nav Tacha nov, if he didn’t give a robot, - but in such cases, you brought cupuvati to an earlier school, to which he didn’t have a three-year stock. The squad was selling vegetables and fruits, which brought them to the cage behind the city gates, and people were eager to bathe at her, so she was dressed very well and purely and was able to beautifully distribute and show her goods in a special way.

Among the cichs of modest people, there is a bunch of blue, proportionate, suitable for a special person and for his twelve hundred and twenty-five years to complete the great. Zazvychay vіn sidіv bіlya materі in the range of sheep and eagerly to help the gentlemen and cooks, bought a lot of all kinds of goods from Sapozhnikov's squad, bring him home; and from such a stroll, vin quickly turned around without a beautiful quote Drebnoy coins, or caress, befriended the panamas, if the cooks brought with them a handsome lad, and the stench would be generous to him.

One fine day Sapozhnikov's squad sat at the bazaar, at the bazaar; in front of her stood cats with cabbage and vegetables, with green herbs and seeds, and in the cat, earlier, pears, apples and apricots lay. Sinok її Yakob, that was the name of the lad, sitting in a beetle and in a ringing voice vigukuvav: “Please, sir, look, for the wonderful cabbage, for the plowed grass! Bathe, gentlemen, early pears! To whom early apples and apricots! Mati torguє without washing. " So vigukuvav lad. For the market yakraz passed an old, ragged and lakhmitti; she has a very good person, from the elders all the wrinkles, red eyes and hospitality, not a little not until the very beginning; you got out, spiraling on a dovga fire, and everything was quiet, as it was oversupplied; Vaughn shkutilgal, kulgala, stumbled; Hello, her legs are on the hinges and the axle-axis will fly the skateboard and knock my nose on the brute.

Sapozhnikov's squad respectfully looked at the old one. Already sixteen rockies were sitting here at the bazaar, and they had never been to the old hags. Ale Vona mimovolі was angry, if she shkutilgala right to her and zupinilia at cats.

- Vee Gunna, a vegetable vendor? - energized the old with a disgusting hoarse voice, shaking her head all hour.

- So, tse I, - said Sapozhnykov's squad, - is it good for you?

- We will be surprised, we will be surprised! We wonder at the grass, we wondered at the grass, why є you have those who need me, - I saw an old one, bent down to cats and began to rub with brown indulgent hands into a cat with herbs; With her big pavuk fingers she grabbed the grass, spread out so beautifully and neatly, then carried one by one until her nose and sniffed from her sides. At the squadron, the shevts felt his heart hurt at the sight of him, as he was old, sorting through the grass; She did not dare to say anything, even to choose the goods is the right of the buyer, so, besides, she saw a kind of immodest fear of a priceless woman. Tearing through the whole basket, she muttered: “Rubbish, not goods, rubbish, and not poison, nothing, but for me it’s better to break fifty rock in that kudi is more beautiful than bulo; rubbish, not a product, rubbish, not a product! "

These were the ones who dispelled Jacob.

- Listen, old, do you have a conscience? - angrily shouting vin. - A handful of digging with your disgusting brown fingers in beautiful herbs і meh іkh, then sunesh sobіd dovgy nіs, nіkhto, hto tse bachiv, їkh now not vіzme, but wіth thаt wіth our goods іn a guide, and we have a merchant.

Stara glanced at the lively lad, giggled disgustingly and wheezed:

- So, so, sinku! Does it mean that you don't be like my nis, my garniy dovgy nis? Shave, at the very same in the middle of the individual, virost and grow up to the very beginning. - In three words, Vaughn put up to the first cat, there was cabbage in the yak. The vibrating of the most beautiful bili rocking and pressing and stinging, so they drove away the stench, then they left in the cat, and said again: "Trash, not a product, trash, not cabbage!"

“Don't shake your head so disgustingly,” the cotton shouted angrily. - Shia, you are no better than a kapustan roach, that first look, they have become overwhelmed, and then your head will fly straight into the cat! Do we need to know the buyer for our product?

- So you are not befitting a thin shia? - giggling, mumbled old. - Well, you won’t have a call: your head is in your shoulders;

“Don't bother any fool with the boy,” said Sapozhny's squad, getting angry, that all the matsav’s, looked and sniffed, “but if you need it, you’ll buy it, and then you saw those buyers.

- Garazd, hi will be your way, - the old viguknula, glancing angrily at her, - I will buy a lot of swing sets from you; ale ti bachish, I am spiraling on a bonfire and I can’t carry anything; let your little one take my goods home, and I'll see you.

The lads didn’t want to be, and I started crying, for fear of a conniving woman, Ale Mother severely punished him to hear, as she dared to call the old German woman with such a load; Hnichi, after hearing the mother's wines, the rocking sklav in the cat and pishov around the bazaar after the old one.

On her right, she didn’t go as fast as it was, and it took three four years to reach the farthest part of the place, de von zupinilas in front of the old hut. Here the knight wondered from the swarming old rusty slider, spontaneously inserted it into the lock slot, and the door was broken with a heavy trick.

Ale yak zdivuvsya Yakob, if zaishov are ready to go! Everything in the middle is wonderfully tidied up, the stele and the walls are lined with marmur, the words are all from the expensive black wood, from the incrustation from the gold and the polished stones, the slope from the rock, and so smooth, like the cotton licks and falls. And the old vityagla from the cistern srednu a pipe and began to whistle a pie, like a piercingly spreading throughout the whole booth. At the first time, guinea pigs descended along the gatherings; Jacob was already wondrous, how the stench walk right on his hind legs, how the scars from the mountains change their tails, how the stench gets worn into the people's clothes, and wear the most new-fashioned drops on their heads.

- Ah vi, filth of a filth ... Kudi vi podil my shoes? - the woman grimaced and burst a fire in them, she so, how the stench squealed and jumped. - Dovgo shouldn't we stand here?

The stench quickly stabbed up the hill at the gatherings and turned around with two shkarloops of coconut, trimmed in the middle, and spontaneously put the old ones on their feet.

No culture and shkandibannya have ever been. Vona saw the fire and poured it over the glass of puddle, pulling on Jacob's hand. Nareshty is old zupinilasya in the room, in yaky bulo rich in all kinds of stuff, so look, mabut, the bule is similar to the kitchen, I want tables of red wood and sofas, covered with rosy kilims, more front apartments.

- Siday, sinku, - the old woman said in a rather laggy way, stuffing him into the back of the sofa and the back of the table, so he couldn't win. - Come on, human heads are not so easy, so, not so easy.

- Well, I don't mind you, granny, - viguknuv the cotton. - I really did catch, ale, I didn’t have a cabbage head, you bought it from my mother!

- Well, you will be merciful, - the old laughed, took a cry from the cat and, having grabbed the chuprin, knighted the human head.

Cotton side; out of fear, I didn’t have a sense of intelligence, but I’ve become, but at once thinking about the mother: if they’re glimpsed about human heads, they’re guilty, then they’ll become, viciously, call my mother.

- Shave, I will give you to the city for those who hear such rumors, - muttered old, - be patient with the sickness, at once I will burn you such a soup, that all life will be remembered.

Vona said and hung down again. A lot of guinea pigs arrived, dressed up in a human way; kitchen aprons were tied on them, and half and kitchen knives were tied in the belt; next to them came the pidstribom of the NATO block; there was a stench on their hind legs, on them there were wide bloomers, and on their heads there were green oxamite hats. Guilty of the bootie, the cooks are cooks, for that the stench even more quickly went up the hill along the walls and descended from the frying pans and bowls, with eggs and butter, herbs and grass, and carried all the prices to the vognishche; and more and more times she slipped backwards and forwards she was old in her shoes from shkarulupi coconut trees, and cotton bachiv, so you just try to make the soup tastier for you. Now the fire began to grind more cheerfully, the frying pan began to run over and start to smell, a savory smell widened in the room, and the old everything was running backwards and forwards, and the little ones and the guinea pigs followed her, and the skinny time, as she passed through the country, ... Everything began to boil and began to screech, steam poured out from the cauldron, and the pina blazed into the fire. Todi wondered the cauldron, wagged it into the middle bowl and put it in front of Jacob.

- So, sinku, so, - said Vaughn, - the axis has come to the soup and іtrimash everything that is so good in me! You will become a master cook yourself, even if you need some bootie, and the axis of herb, herb, you cannot even know; what didn’t get into your mother’s cat?

Khlopchina doesn’t matter as much as I’m going to say, since we’ve tried hard to win for the soup, it’s even better for me. Mati often used to love you with strains, but never brought you so much to relish. Bouv soup is sour-malt and even nourishing, with a subtle smell of herbs and corn. From the winners to the last dots of the miraculous gravy, the guinea pigs set fire to the Arab house, from which the blakytny clubs and Dima went along the room. The clubs and all went and went and settled; aroma of kurinnya deyav for a boy, yak dope; skinny times, as soon as he came to you, zgaduvav, it’s time to mother, and when you want to get up, I’m aware of the porosity at the child’s mind, and when you’re just falling asleep on the sofa at the woman’s.

Wondrous from below lads dreamed. Yomu was good, because she was old enough to eat it and put it on the skin. Now vin mig stribati and climbing are not worse than big; in knowing about the small bites and guinea pigs, the people better than buckwheat; at the same time with them nіs vіn service at the babi. Some of the guilt is allowed only before the purifier needs to be installed, so that the fault is guilty of cleaning with oil and cleaning until the blink of coconuts, as the old ones wore replacement chereviks. On the right, we coped spontaneously, as in Batkiv's hut, they repeatedly asked a robot for taku; Approximately through the ryk - having dreamed off your dal - win the assumptions to a more delicate robot: you were punished with the help of small balls to catch the powder, they danced in the sleepy prominence, and, having caught enough quantity, they got it through some of them. Mister respected sleepy pilinkas for the very same ni on the bottom of the lights, and having lost the last teeth, she couldn’t chew it, because they baked bread from sleepy pilinkas.

Even through the river, they were transferred to the number of quiet servants, and they took water for the old. Do not think that she ordered the Vicopati to put a well, or to put a barrel in front of the yard for the board water; This robot was vimagala kudi more than a mystery: bilki, and with them і Jacob, shkaralukami of fossil mountains to see the dew from the Trojand - there was something that served as a woman's drinking water. And the old drank a little too much, the water-bearer brought it tight. Through the Rik Yogo they were assigned to the robot around the house; on the new lining of trimati lying in the purity of the pidlogy, and since the smell of the blinking and the sound of the dichotomy on them, the robot is not easy. The stench rubbed the podlogs with brushes and, having tied the old cloth to them, spontaneously walked around the room. For quarters rіk vіn buv nareshty is assigned to the kitchen. Tse bula scratched posada, until they were allowed only to write the whole viprobuvan. There, Jacob, from the cook, rose to the rank of senior cook-pâté, and added such a magnificent admission and attention to us, to feel the cook's mistress, which often marveled at himself; All the winnings, all the nagging, savory and delicious gotuvav the most wise herbs, pâtés, which included two different seasonings, vegetable soups from the whiskers on light herbs.

So it was during the services at the babi rokiv sіm; And the axis of one once won out, zapped her coconut shanks, enraged herself with a cat and a fire, and punished youmu to pluck a chicken, stuffed with herbs and, deliciously pidrum'yanivshi, grease until the arrival. Win prepared for all the rules of the cook's art. Having brushed the shia, scalded it with sprinkle, spritically scraped it, scraped the skin, so that it became smooth and low, and vipatra chicken.

After cooking, pick herbs for the filling. At the end of the day, having stumbled in a comor, degraded grass, a wall-mounted shafka with open doors, which had not been mentioned before. Tsіkavlyachis dіznatisya, scho in the new, pіdіyshov wіn nearer, - and gulk! - there was a lot of cats, all of them with a pleasant smell. I have seen one and the best herbalists have a special form and color. The stem and the leaves of the boule are blakit-green, and at the end of the seeding, the red-red lettering with a new oblong; in thought, having looked and smelled a bottle of wine, like a string of the same mint aroma, like a smell of soup, smell the old one. Ale the smell is so strong, so vin chhnuv, becoming chhati stronger and nareshti call it cleared up and prokynuvya.

Vin was lying on the Old Woman's couch and looking at the room from one side. “I’ll be built like this from below, just like in reality,” he thought. - I instantly zaprysyagtis, so I - zhayugіda bіlochka, I have friendship with guinea pigs and іnіsіy zіrinoyu і scho at the same hour I became a master cook. Well, and laugh at the mother, if I’m all the same! Tilki, mabut, won’t mate me, but I’m falling asleep with strangers and don’t let me go to the market. ” At the time of the Duma, we have come and gone; all the quiet in the woods was still in a dream, especially in a dream, - it wasn’t that I could turn my head; I’m laughing at myself, but I’m so sleepy, I don’t come to myself if I’m just ticking my nose into my shafu or into the wall, but if I turn around quickly, I’ll sniff my nose about the oddballs. Bilki and guinea pigs ran around him with heather, the dumb wanted to mate after him; still standing on the porosity, winking with you, even tse buli such glorious creatures. The ale of stench swiftly rolled on their little bitches back to the booths, and just heard the heather nearby.

The old woman took him to the end of the distant part of the place, and the ice was vibrating from the vulychka streets, that before that there was a shtovkhanin’s head, and that, as he was building, a dwarf appeared close to him; at times there were shouts of shouting: “Look, but at the dwarf virod! Are the stars taking on such a dwarf? Well, it’s good for a new man, and his head went into his shoulders, and his hands were dark and indulgent! »In the last hour, he himself fought bi for the people, for that more than anything else in the world he loved to show off for the breeders and dwarfs, for the extravagant overzealous picking up, even at the same time, you need to go to your mother.

If we come to the bazaar, fear attacked a new one. Mati was sitting there, and she had a fair amount of goods in her cat, which means that having slept a little too long, I already saw that she had lost her money: she didn’t bother with the purchases і sat and held my head, but if I didn’t go to the neighbor’s hand. , nibi won bldishe zvychaynogo. Win zvolikav, I don’t know, it’s robiti; nareshty picking up the spirit, creeping to her behind, gently putting his hand on his shoulder and saying:

- Mother, are you shitty? Are you angry with me?

The woman turned around, ale immediately jumped up with a cry of zhahu.

- Why should you be less demanding, you nasty dwarf! - Viguknula won. - Go, go get out! I can’t tolerate bad zhartіv!

- Hello, with you, mother? - by feeding the overlays Jacob. - Tobi, mabut, doesn’t feel good, why do you gonish get your sine?

- You said, go your own way! - approved by Gann. - Zme ti, vile virodok, his antics of nothing is not a zarobish.

“Mabut, God having amused її rozuma, - the little boy thought in fear. - So I am now working, how can I bring it home? "

- Mila matinka, come to yourself, dribble on me garnenko, - I’m your sin, your Jacob.

- Hi, now it’s a bit overwhelming, - shouted Ganna, beastly to the point, - just look at the dwarf virod, it’s here and there and you see all the buyers, that still feel over my grief. Like - I’m yoursin, yours Jacob! Ah, win to the bezstydnik!

Then all the girls got together and started to bark, they started to bark - and you know, the barking tradesmen - and they attacked the new one for those who are worried about the unhappiness of the poor Ganny, who started to look beautiful, they started to steal a blue color - all at once to swoop down on a new one and make a mess, if it’s impossible to climb in kindly.

Bidolaha Yakob not knowing what to think. Andzhe win, as you were well, this year's wickedness pishov, as it is so inviting, from the mother to the bazaar, to add the fruit to the fruit, instead of the old to the old before, to the soup, to the mat, and to the base now, turning sis_dki seem to be about these rock_v. And they call yogo a disgusting dwarf! Well, tse also trapilia with him? If it’s smart, but mother and a little about it didn’t want to, in the eyes of the newcomer they began to sleep, and it’s all in all, we went to kramnichtsi, but it’s a whole day that the chereviki was lagging. “Pobachimo,” thinking Vin, “Visnaє vin me; I will stand at the door and speak to him. " Pidіyshovshi to shevtsya, wіn becoming a bіlya of doors and looking into the little corner. Gentlemen, so earnestly working on his robot, but not remembering him; Ale, glancing vipadkovo at the door, letting in a shoe on the door, letting in a shoe, and shouting in zhahu: "Lord, my God, that is so tse, so is it!"

- Good evening, gentlemen! - Saying the little boy, enter the kramnitsa. - Yak, how are you?

- It is filthy, filthy, punk! - Vіdpovіv Batko, to the great podiv of Jacob; go out, but daddy probably don’t know. - The robot does not spiral. I am alone and old, and take a father-in-chief not in a hurry.

- And hіba dumb you have a little tit, like bi giblets helping you in robotі? - vivіduvav dwarf.

- Buv at me blue, my name was Jacob, now bi win buv shutter, spritny twenty yunak and my bi is great pidsobiti me. So, the axis of the tse bula b life! Already in twelve years of age, I’ll be tying, letting me cotton and getting into my handicrafts, and even such a blush, what a blush! Having screwed on the bi zamovnikiv, so soon I would not be fixing the shackles, but only Tacha would be new! Ale is already going on in the lights!

- God knows, - said that, - for the same time - so, now, already from that hour, the styles have flowed for an hour - they stole from us in the bazaar.

- Sem rockin that! - zhakhom viguknuv Jacob.

- So, kryhitny my punk, seme rokiv; as if I remembered at once, the squad came to the house, all in tears, i, voice crying, said that all day long enough to check the boy; all the rituals were won, yuyou rozshukuvala, alas, I didn’t know the blue. I was thinking, thinking, saying, how to eat like that; Jacob bouv beautiful child Tse demands to know, і the squad was written, іy flattering, if they praised him, and often won him over with vegetables and all sorts of things to the noble pans. Tse bulo is not filthy, - once they generously cheated the skin; ale I say їy: marvel! Great city, there are a lot of unkind people in the new, marvel at Jacob. As I said, so it came out. It’s old enough to come to the bazaar once, to try to get fruit and vegetables and buy a bottle of style, but you cannot bring it home yourself. The squadron of my heart was chuine, she saw a little cotton with her - and for the last time they didn’t see him.

- And you say, are there already seven rockies?

- I'll be in the spring. We were naked about him, went from the booth to the booths and fed everywhere; They knew a lot and loved the bloody boy, and at the same time they whispered with us - everything is marno. The woman, who bought some vegetables, maybe she didn't even know, - only one old woman, who lived ninety years, said, well, mabut, the evil herbal charmer, as if there were fifty rockies to come to the place for all sorts of purchases.

So he called Batko Jacob and at the same time tapped his shoe with a loud voice, and with both hands he knocked the drafts with his hands. It became clear to the little people in deed, how they had become; I’m not aware of it, but in reality, having served in bottles with the evil charms. The heart was ripped apart from grief and grief. The old one stole from the new seven years of youth, but what if she got rid of the vitality? Having sharpened the shine on the shoes from the coconut mountains and the trimmies in the cleanliness of the room with the mirror hearth? Did you see the guinea pigs with a cook's mistress?

After standing for a decade, think over your share; in kintzі kіntsіv batko powering yogo:

- Maybe you will, do you want to replace me, young lyudin? A couple of new shoes, anyway, - dodav vin, laugh, - maybe a case, a case for nis?

- Why are you giving me my nis? - having powered Jacob. - Why do I need a case for a new one?

- Well, who should be like, - shutting up the shoemaker, - I am not guilty of saying, if I had such a terrible nis, I would substitute for a new case with a lacquered horn-like shkiri. Take a look at the axis, I have a good piece of clothing once I have handled it; however, on the case, no less than a liktya, but then it’s like a bunch of you, krykhitny punk: I’m sure, you’ve come across every odd thing, if you want to go, if you want to step on the road.

A tiny one in fear; Winning his nose - nis buv tovsty, and in more than two in less than two! It means that she was old and changed his name, that mother and did not recognize him, that and that, they called him a dwarf virod!

- Lord! - zvernuvshis vіn, not crying a little, until shevtsya. - Do you have a mirror with your hands, why should I be surprised?

- Pan, - the dad said earnestly, - not such a call came to you, but she didn’t want to be surprised at the mirror. As a matter of fact: you have such a little icon that is especially funny.

- Ah, let me have a look in the mirror, - the dwarf viguknuv, - it’s already slyly, on the right there is not a nice one!

- Put me in peace; dumb at me the mirror; the squad had a splinter, I don’t know, kudi won yogo. And yet, if you absolutely need to marvel at the mirror, then Urban is alive through the street, the barber, the new mirror is twice as large as your head; We'll be awake, and for now, be healthy!

In three words, daddy guarded him from the shop, closing the doors behind him and knowingly siv for the robot. And Jacob, the call of the murders, crossed the street to the barber Urban, who remembered more than many hours.

- Good wound, Urban, - having said vin, - I will come to ask you about your affection, be so affectionate and allow me to wonder in your mirror.

- I’m happy, he’s standing there, - viguknuv, smіyuchis, barber, і th vіdvіduvachі, whіkіkuvali, if wіn pіdstryzhe іm beard, also voicedly disarmed.

- You are fair, pretty, stringy and proportional, shia - yak at the swan, hands - yak at the queen, but I don't know such a garnished brick nose. Mabut, vi zanadto їm cute, tse vіrno; Well, okay, wondering, don’t let me talk about me, because I out of spite didn’t allow you to wonder in my mirror!

Having said so, the barber, and the whole barber began to chatter in the direction of the regotte. Tim for an hour the dwarf went to the mirror and looked into the new one. Slozi was heard in front of him. “So, my dear mum,” thinking Vin, “you, slyly, could not know her own Jacob. At that happy time, since I boasted to people, I had a callousness! »The infection of the eyes of a new one became small, like a pig, but it was hungryly viral and hanging over the mouth and pidboriddyam, she was not too big, and in mind it didn’t get too big, so the head went too far into the shoulders and turned it over from the side to the side. Zrostannyam will be the same, but for the same reason, if it will be less than twelve years old; Even at that hour, all of them from twelve to twenty grow in height, their height is wide, the back and chest of the new one are strongly vypnulsya and threw on a small, ale tightly packed bears. Tovstiy tulub sat on weak legs, started to bend by the yogo, then the hands bully didn’t, then the hands bully didn’t, but at the older man, they bumped, like batogi, the hands became coarsened and darkened, the fingers were twisted Slid, vin mig, do not naginayuchis, by the way until pidlogi. Otakim becoming a little Jacob, - vin reproached on an indulgent dwarf.

Now I have guessed that wound, since I went to the market before my mother. Everyone, who has condemned him in niy - with his nose, indulging fingers, - has poured everything on him, on the other side of the three-year-old shia, she skasuvala cleanly.

- Well, my prince, are you wondering enough? - having energized the barber, go to the new and slyly looking. - Really, such a bold call, with all the good and the bad, is not bad. Ale at me є a proposition for you, a creepy cholovichok. Before me go into the barber shop, however, it is decent for the people, but for the last hour it is not so abundant, as it would be bazhano. The reason for this is that, scho my susid, barbers of Shaum, rozshukav here veletnya, which is screwed up to new vidviduvachiv. Well, the good news is, the great vmіnnya is not necessary, but because of the cholovіchom on kshtalt you, so, - tse more important. To fix it for me for the service, you little cholovichok, I will settle you with me, I will take it, sing it, take it, take it, - I will finish everything with you; for guilt to stand vrants at me in front of the door and to protect the people to me, to beat a mile to a pin, give a rushnyk to me, I sing you, ask us to blow badly; I will be more likely to see you, but not by a party, and everyone would like to give you a tip.

The dwarf buv in the souls of the drills proposes to serve as a bait for the barber. Ale you have been able to endure the image. To that, the barber was absolutely spoky, it’s not time for such services, and if he did.

If I wanted evil, it was old and I had a chance to call it, but I couldn’t have it, I didn’t know it, because I thought it was wrong, because I didn’t think it right; They didn’t lose their beauty, because they didn’t replace their indulgence, but, daddy, the dog was dumb, having driven him from his doorstep.

Tom was victorious again and again to try his mother's happiness.

Winning up to her at the bazaars and asking quietly to listen to him. Winning on that day, since he was old, guessing the fall of his childhood, at the same time, having served in the form of a bottle at a chaklunka and in whom you won over for those who are today

Sapozhnikov's squad did not know what to think about. Everything that was wrong about his dignity, so it’s right and wrong, but if he’s singing, she didn’t say anything for seven rockets.

- Well, you can’t be a bootie, that charmer isn’t boozy. - I, marveling at the dwarf virodka, won’t hate it and couldn’t believe it, but it’s all right. Vreshty-rasht won dearly talk to the cholovik. Vona took the cat and told her to go along with her. So the stench came to the kramnichtsi shevts.

- Hey, - said youmu, - the axis of the lyudin is stverdzhu, none of our intrusions is Jacob. Win me all rozpov, as for the first time she took us from us and enchanted the evil enchantress.

- Ah well! - in gnіvі viguknuv shvets. - Axis scho vin toby rozpov? Well, check it out at me, non-dad! Three years ago, I myself rocked everything, and I got it to fool you! So you were enchanted, little tit? Check it out, I'll spell the axle for you. - In three words, win grabbing a knot of belts, as if once drew, jumped to the cholovich and so pulled his hump and hands, then shouted out in pain and crying all the way.

At the same time, there are few compassionate people who are ready to help some people, especially if you can have fun with this rakhunok.

That і didn’t reach the dwarf for the whole day to eat and drink, but if it’s dark, you’ve got to sleep on the church porch, if it’s out and the ball is hard and cold.

If they woke up the first promenade of the dream at the beginning of the day, they seriously thought about why they should live, once they drove away from the mother. Shcheb serve viva barber, vin buv zanadto proud; hiring in the blazn and showing up for a penny not wanting. Yak life? Here youmu fell asleep on a thought, well, perebayuyu on posi bіlkoyu, vіn much to succeed in the cookery mystery; having respectfully respected wine, how can you compete with being a cook; vіn virіshiv vicoristovuvati own cookery mystery.

As soon as they walked along the streets, the wounds came into their own residual rights, they went to church and after praying. Let's get the virus on the road. Duke, Volodar of this land, - Please, sir, - she was fond of the lasunka, loving the malt and drinking of the cooks from all parts of the world. Until the yogo palatu and went the tiny one. At the call, the gatekeepers energized their needs, and began to poke over him altogether; win the same jamming the chief-gofro-cook. Laughing, they led the stench through the courtyards, and everywhere, when they appeared, the servants caught the robot, turned on the new one, voiced their voice, and came to them, so the message came at the gatherings of the palatsu, directing the process of the servant; The grooms saw their scraping, the fast walkers beat the shoduhu, the servants, put up to the kilims, booted the vibiwati kilims, - they all shuffled and slept; Such an embossed woman came, dumb to the gate, stepping on the thief, in every turn there was a cry: “Dwarf, dwarf! Bach the dwarf? "

Here, in the doorway, he showed up to the palace, exposing him to be angry in a new bulo, and in his hands he trimmed the majestic scourge.

- Fight God, cursed dogs! Why are they making noise! Hiba do you not know who the Duke will allow you to sleep? - І at these words, he swung with a whip and іt wielded unkindly along the backs of the grooms and gates.

- Pan, - the stench shouted, - don't you bach? We brought in a dwarf, such a dwarf that they didn’t bach.

Having thought of the cholovichka, he didn’t look up to the palace, he didn’t get upset, and he won’t be afraid that he didn’t shy away from his goodness.

He was guilty of the scourge of NATO servants, and the cholovichka turned up to the hut and energized what you need. If you feel that the head-corrugated cook will come home, he has locked:

- Ty, sinku, pomilyaeshsya, I need to look for the palace, when you get into the court dwarfs to the duke, why is it wrong?

- Hi, Pan! - view the dwarf. - I am a good cook, who would be wise to all sorts of native countries, be kind to introduce me to the chief-corrugated cook, maybe, I know how you know it.

- Yak is good, tiny, scarlet is lightly important lyudin. Want to go to the kitchen! As soon as you are in the court, dwarfs, you will not be able to get through, and you will be vmak, you should wear a bagatu. Pobachimo, it’s unlikely that you should be a vintach vminnya in you, why would you become a duke's court cook, but for a cook you would be good. - With three words of guesses the palace took him by the hand and led the chief-corrugated cook of the duke's kitchen in peace.

- Pane my, - said the dwarf and leaned so low, but his nose stuck out. - Do you need the right cook?

Ober-gofro-cook, glancing around from his head to p'yat, then voicedly discharged.

- Yak, you cook? - viguknuv vin. - So, in your opinion, we have such a low fire, how can you zirnut into a cauldron, becoming navshpinki and how much stronger is it? Oh, booger! The one who sent you to hire me as a cook, laughing at you. - So having said the chief-corrugated-cook and voicedly disarmed, and after him they began to watch the palace, and all the rabbi, who would be in the room.

Ale dwarf does not know.

- Chi is not such a small house, everything is enough, from two or three yauchok, antirochi syrup and wine, boros and spices, - having said win. - Allow me to vigotit lasa strava, give it all, for that you need it, and I’ll immediately put it in your eyes, you will say the axis of it; "Win on the right can be a cook."

Such and a little before them, they moved the cholovichok, and the wondrously hostile celebrated their bright eyes, swing from the side into the big nis and the heap of thin paving fingers, who supervised the word.

- So i bootie! - viguknuv zavіduvach the kitchen and taking a hand to look at the palatz. - So і buti, good, jarom; go to the kitchen.

The stench passed through the halls and galleries and, nareshti, reached the kitchen. Tse buv great spok_y, miraculously vashtovany: in twenty midway, constantly fired a fire, in the middle of big glimpses of stumbles, which also served as a cage for ribs; there were stocks in the shafs from the marmur and of the richest varieties of wood, as they were guilty by hand, and by right and on the left side ten halls were passed, everything was saved, just as they knew the delicious and sweet in all the provinces of Frankfurt. The kitchen servants scooted back and forth, rattled with casters and frying pans, controlled it with visions and noise; Ale if the chief-gofro-cook came to the kitchen, everyone died at the moment, and just a little bit, how to fire and jerk a little bit.

- What is our ruler for a snidanok? - having energized the chief-gofro-cook of the old cook, the great clever at the ready-made snidanks.

- The Duke was allowed to substitute Danish soup with red Hamburz meatballs!

- Good, - prodovzhuvav chief-corrugated-cook. - Ti chuv, is it good for our sovereign to chew? Do you dare to vigotuity and cunning attacks? You won't fit into meatballs - this is our secret.

- It’s even easier, - in the back room, I saw a dwarf (for an hour, I’ve spent my time with a little wine more than once); , boar lard, root and egg; and for the meatballs, - having said it quietly, so, just a little ober-corrugated-cook and cook, attachments to snidanks, - for meatballs, I need a different variety of meat, crumbs of wine, roast fat, grass and yak be called "vіkhoy for the shlunk".

- I swear by Saint Benedict! Do you have a charmer? - with a podiv viguknuv cook. - Ty naming everything to the point, but about the grass, which is called "good for the shlunk", mi and sami are not chuli, - won, mabut, I have a particularly receptive gusto. Ah, you are a wonderful cook!

- I didn’t ochіkuvat, - said the chief-gofro-cook. - Now, start to viprobuvannya: give yom everything, who is in vimag, dishes and everything else, and let him cook a snack.

Yak they punished, so they did it, and they brought everything, they asked for it; ale then viyavilosya, so the dwarf ice might go by the way with his nose to the head. Two styles were stuck on it, they laid a marmura plate on them, and they proponated the miraculous cholovichkov to show their art. The cook, the cooks, the servants and the servants gave them a wide circle, marveled at the new and marveled, as they were smart and right to swear, as everything was clean and beautiful. Having finished with the preparation, I was instructed to put the insult on the fire and kip'yatiti until quietly, no matter what; then win pohav rakhuvati: one, two, three, and so far, having fucked up to five hundred, shouting: "Suck!" The mountaineers were angry about the fire, and the dwarf asked the chief-gofro-cook to pokushtuvati.

The gof-cook led the cook to give a spoonful of gold to the gold, rinsing it in a small hole and giving it to the chief-gofro-cook; that with a clear view of the children to the vognisch, scooping up, eating the gras, boiling their eyes, clacking out in a happy language and promising:

- Wonderful, I swear to the Duke's lives - wonderful! Chi couldn’t b see tezh prokovtnut spoon, pan hesitated to the palazu?

The one leaned in, taking a spoon, eating the poison and not thinking about the satisfaction and joy.

- We are clever cook, my dear cook for the duke's dreams, ale, with all my dishes up to your mystery, I am guilty to say, that neither soup nor Hamburg meatballs didn’t fit you so wonderfully!

Now I tried the Duke's cook for the sins, then shocked the dwarf's hand and said:

- So, cholovichok, do your master's help, and the grass "all the way for the shlunk" is absolutely special beauty to everything.

Here, the duke's valet went to the kitchen and helped to guide him. The stravi carried the duke in the household dish, and the chief-corrugated cook took the dwarf to himself and tried to shake it up with him. Ale did not pass by the style of the hour, a little bit of treasure, to read "Pater noster" 1 (a Frankish prayer, oh my lord, I won’t be shorter than the prayer of the right-wingers), as the messenger came and called the chief-corrugated cook to the duke. Vin shvidko pereodyaguvshis in the parade, picking up and pishov for sending.

The Duke was doing well, having a lot of satisfaction. Win z'iv everything that was given to you, and how to develop the wus.

- Hey, zaviduvach my kitchen, - having said Vin, - until the next day I have been waiting for the satisfaction of your cooks, but tell me, who cooked food for this season? For the third time I sit on the throne of fathers, I have never been so savory as ever; report, how to sound the whole cook, and my gift to you in the city of kilka ducats.

- Pane my! The whole story of a divine history, - the chief-corrugated-cooks were brought up, as early as this year's lies led to a new dwarf, like being a cook, and about everything that has become dark.

The Duke was still happy, calling out to the dwarf and feeding him, who are the stars. Bidny Yakob didn’t think, zoosulylo, say, what enchantments and serving the viglyadі bіlka. Ale vin has not lost against the truth, having seen, having lost his mother without a father, and gotuvati hanging in one of the old. The duke did not become a thriving party, but, having vvvazyvaya for beautifully amuse himself with the unprecedented call of his new cook.

- If you want to get lost from me, - having said vin, - I will punish you scrupulously to see you fivety ducats by not picking up and failing those two pants. And when you are going to go out of business, you will be especially cooked for me, cook for the cooks, as you prepare meals, and take care of my table.

Kozhen at me in the palace will take away yak-nebud prizvisko, you will be called "Nose" and you will be promoted to the rank of a young corrugated cook.

The dwarf Ніс has fallen down on his face in front of the May Duke of the Frankish land, kissing his feet and assuming to serve the whole and truth.

Otzhe, for the first hour, the cholovichok attached itself and with honor became the visitor of its obovations. I can say that the duke has become the call of a human being, and that the dwarf Nis has settled down in his booth. Earlier, the win was often allowed to vere, and bowls and grasses flew into the heads of the cooks, which they served to you, - to bring the wine to the top-corrugated cook by launching the wine, pushing, spilling the veal leg straight into the forehead with such force, so that in lizhku. True, the duke beckoned to those who were in the heat of the moment, with the help of ducats, and all the cooks always served them with strains with a glance around them. Silently, a dwarf settled in a booth at a new house, all like a wave of a charming stick waving. The Duke will replace him three five times a day, so he can get a lot of fun with the mystery of his smallest of his servants, and all of them did not show an unpleasant grimace on his face. Nawpaki, everything was new and welcomed with gusto; we become affectionate and sensitive and fat in the skin day.

Often, for an hour, I’ll be punished in the wines of the chief-gofro-cook and the dwarf Nose, having sat down one out of his way by right, his left hand and with fluffy fingers, Klava їm in the mouth of the lasa shmatochka, dear, as the insult was able to finish the tsіnuvati.

The dwarfs marveled at their place. They asked the senior chief of the duke's kitchen for permission to be amazed, as a dwarf, and the deyakim, especially noble nobles, were asked to ask the duke for permission for their servants to go to the kitchen with the dwarf's lessons, which gave him half a day of income, as well. And don't psuwati in the mood To some cooks and not to get ridiculous in them, they didn’t give a penny, as they paid a daddy for making their cooks.

So, having lived Nis mayzhe two rocky calls in abundance and poshani, and only a thought about daddy tortured yogo. So vin is alive, when he doesn’t become a miraculous advance. Dwarf Ніс вмів vibrate the goods, and the purchases of the yogo boule are waiting in the distance. To him, as soon as he allowed an hour, he went to the bazaar especially for birds and vegetables. Yakos vrantsi pishov wines in a row of popping fat, living geese, yak buli to relish yogi panu. Already a few times we walked backwards and forwards and looking around the whole market. Here the yogh singing didn’t wick the smirk and the glamor, - because of that, the wine had instilled in all gliboka povaga. Everyone knew that the duke's court cook was famous for the celebrations, and that the goose merchant's skin was happy, if he turned it in the right direction.

Raptom vіn stabbed in the very end of the row in a wad of women, maybe traded in goose, but she didn’t wiggle her goods behind the butt of those who didn’t get the buyers. Win pidyyshov, waving the geese and trying them on the wagu. Yomu bully needed the same, and buying wine three at a time with a string, yelling it on his broad shoulders and tearing it down into a zvorotny way. Here you were wondrous, so only two ganders giggled and shouted in a droning voice, and the third sid quietly and summarily and stopped and stopped in a human way. “Guska got sick,” thought Vin, “the need to have time to pinch and smear it”.

Aleh guska said to you in a viral and vocal voice:


Just give me a shot

I'll pinch Mitty to you.

I'm happy with my changes,

Dovgo himself will not live.


The dwarf Ніс put a little bit down to the bottom, and the guska wondered at the new twist, clever eyes and zitchnula.

- Well, please! - viguknuv Nis. - Your grace? From no longer thinking bi. Ale do not worry! The knowledge of life we ​​have to finish, and it’s not like a bird. Ale is ready to make a bet, you do not want to be allowed to wear a chain of pir'ya. At the proper hour, I can be a zhayug_dnoy bіlkoy.

- Ty maєsh ratsіyu, - said the guska, - I was born not in a ganebnoy obolontsі. Ah, me, Mimi, the daughters of the great enchantress Wetterbock, did not sleep at the kolistsi, so I will end my life in the ducal kitchen!

“Don't worry, dear Mimi,” the dwarf said. - Come on, I’m an honest lyudin, і, as long as I’m the youngest gofro-cook of my lord, I don’t dare to ignore your mercy. At my own lordly chambers, I will lead your mercy nooks, you will feed as much as you can, at a great hour I will dedicate roses to you, and to all the kitchen servants, I will say every year for the Duke a meal of special feather grasses,

Guska was cheering for yomu with tears in his eyes, the dwarf was gnawing like this, yakyav: he got two geese, and for Mimi, having built an okremiy shed with this drive, to climb with a special rank of vidgoduvati її for the duke. Wine і not giving іy zvychayy goose fodder, but maw baking і liquorice. Yak only a great hour was seen at the new one, it’s awful until it’s been talked about. The stench gave one to one of yours, and I knew that the gusky was the daughter of the enchanter Wetterbock, who lived on the islands of Gotland. Win boiled with an old fairy, she, with her steps and steps, took the upper hand over him, and from her side, she transformed his daughter into a lump and moved him here. If the dwarf Ніс has also seen his history, she said:

- It is impossible to say, but I was unrevealed in such speeches. Father, having instructed us with the sisters, found a place in his possession. About the cat’s welding with herbs, about your raptus rework, if you have sniffed the grass, and also about the babus’s words, who gave me, it is clear, that enchantments with the middle of herbs, the one who knows about the herb, about the hour of chaklunism is old, then magic will be with you.

Tse, viciously, could not serve as a great benefit for the dwarf: de bulo yomu rozshukati that grass? All the same he podsyakuvav іy and drawing in the words of the deyaku hope.

About tsyu well time to see the duke, the junior prince, his friend.

To that, the duke called out to himself the dwarf Nose and said:

- It’s an hour to bring, that the master of his righteousness and serving me in faith and truth. Prince, my guest, yak vidomo, is more beautiful for all, for me; he is the great knower of the Vishukan cuisine and the wise ruler. Podbay well, what a day of my style boom forcing on the way, like the skin once dazzled him ever more and more. At the same time, because of the fear of my disfavor, do not wash it away, leave it here, serve the same dish twice. Then I allow you to vimagati from my skarbnik everything that is available to you. Take gold and diamanti, if you know about it in sali. I’ll wait a bit more beautifully than being a child, below him.

So having said the duke. The dwarf wedged in with something i moviv:

- Hi, by your word, about Pan! Bach God, I'm so angry, everything fell to the king's relish.

Kukhar-krokhotulya letting in all his mystery. Win not shkoduvav belongings of his master, even less sparing himself. All day long after bothering wine at the fire, drinking a dreadful dim, amid the crypts of the kitchen, a fearlessly ringing voice, more like a happy volodar, ordered by cooks and young cooks ...

- Lord, I would like to use the butt of the Aleppo camel chasers, who are in quiet kazakhs, who will tell them on the way, notify about those who are relishing to drive their heroes. For a whole year, you can siphon off the stench of all the trash that is served, and this is how you get the appetite and the greatest hunger among your listeners, so that you can unleash your supplies, eat your meal and come around generously. Otherwise, I’ll do it wrong.

An alien junior prince is two guests at the duke's and is alive at the rosies and merry. Smells were not less than five times a day, і the duke would be pleased with the mystery of the dwarf, if I denounce the guest, bachiv, as that will. Ale, on the fifteenth day, became the duke to poklikat the dwarf to the table, introducing him to his guest and feeding him to the satisfaction of that dwarf.

“You are a wonderful cook,” said an alien volodar, “and it’s good, it’s so decent. For the whole hour I’ve been here, I haven’t served one and the same poison, and I’ve gotten to finish the whole thing. Ale, tell me, why can't you serve the king of stravs so much - Suzeren's pate?

The dwarf dimmed a little more, so at once for the first time he felt about the king of pâtés, and he took his heart and said:

- About Pan! I was encouraged to see our capital with my presence, which I didn’t keep up with. Bo chim my cook will mark the last day of your transfer, as if not the king of all pâtés?

- So? - see the Duke. - And how about talking about me, ty, mabut, checking my death, what kind of a day will you celebrate? Also, do not serve the paste. For come up with some kind of people to celebrate the day of retirement: the whole pate is due to pay until the table tomorrow.

- Hail, according to your word, pan my! - dwarf and viyshov.

Ale viyshov is not vicious, seemingly, he taught the day of yo hanbi and unhappiness: he didn’t know, like vigotoviti pâté. That is why I have improved to myself and become a share. Then it went to the new guska Mimi, which was allowed to walk around the room, and energized, about how to grieve.

- Umі your slyosi, - said Vaughn, feeling about the pate Suzeren. - My dad often served the dish on a stein, and I know roughly what is needed for a new one. For that and for that, the style, the style, the style, the style, and the style, and it’s not called, but it’s not necessary, it’s not bad, it’s unlikely that our patron and his guest have a subtle relish.

So Mimi said. The dwarf has pіdstribnuv out of joy, blessing that day, if he bought a dump, and taking up the preparation of the king of pâtés.

A lot of winners were trying to try it, and - wonder! - viyshov pate for glory, ober-corrugated-cook, for example, having proponuvav yogo pokushtuvati, once again becoming rozhvaluvati does not know the nostrils of the Nose.

On the coming day, Baked wine pate in a large form, adorned with quilt garlands and warm, right from the fire, going to the table. He himself pulled his svyatkovy oyag and pishov to adhere. Yakraz, when he entered, the butler put the pate into skibki and served it to the Duke and his guest for a spade. The Duke greeted the great shmat from the satisfaction, he called his eyes to the stele, and said:

- Oh, oh, oh, truly, it is correct to call the whole pate the king of pate; ale then and my dwarf - the king of cooks; what is wrong, dear friend?

The guest took in his mouth a sprinkle of shmatochkiv, reliably chewed and chewed, and smiled at all in a sneering and mysterious way.

- Strava is cooked a little too much, - I made a wine, I got a tarilka, - But all the same, it’s not fair Suzeren, as I, vasne, and thinking.

Todi the Duke furiously wrinkled his forehead and handcuffs towards the trash.

- Kaposna dog! - viguknuv vin. - Yak with the memory of me, your panov, is it also tortured? Would you like to know that I ordered you to know your head in punishment for the filthy cookery?

- About my friend! Wrath all saints, I have prepared a lot for all the rules of mystery, it’s not a shame, besides, there’s something in a new reject - three, having said a dwarf.

- Ty breshesh, shahrai! - having locked the duke with his foot, seeing him. - I will be so much as you, the guest without saying bi, what a marriage. I will punish you if you cut yourself into pieces and bake them in pate.

- Look! - viguknuv the cholovichok, on the knees, to the guest and clasp his legs. - Tell me, why is marriage wrong, and why is it that you have no time for relish? Don't let me die through the bush and meat!

- There’s little help, my mi Nis, - I’ve found out, you’re a stranger, - I already knew that you shouldn’t prepare the food so that it’s worth stopping my cook. Know - here is a marriage like herbs, about a yak in your land and not chuli, herbs Vkusnochіkhі; without it, there is no hospitality in the paste, and your darling should not eat him like that.

Here is the Duke of Frankish priest in fierceness.

- But all the same, I will be with you in a proper viglyad, - exclaimed Vin, blisky ochima, - Bo, I swear on my ducal honor, tomorrow I will present you with a paste for your relish, for the head of a negativist, so erase it on a drink. ... Come on, you lousy dog, I give you another term again!

So viguknuv the duke; the dwarf, crying, shoved to his bedroom and soon found the lumps for a share, and for those who didn’t have a minute to die, even though they didn’t feel about herbalism.

“I can help you with the help,” said Vaughn. - Daddy awakens me less to recognize all the herbs. True, in the last hour, not a minute will death, hello, for happiness, at once like a young man, but about the moment and the flower of that grass. Tell me one thing - why grow close to the palace of the old chestnut tree?

- Oh, so, - from the lodges of the Nis, - by the lake in two hundred crocs to the booth їkh tsela kupa; What else does the tree need?

`` Just a little old chestnut trees are blooming with grass, '' Mimi said, `` you don't need to spend an hour for a long time, just say something, well maash: take it for me, and sell it to me at will, - I'll joke.

Winning, as if it was said, and at the same time he straightened her to the door of the palace. Ale there the gate was blocking the way with a halberd and saying:

- Dear my Nis, your golden days have passed: you were not ordered to let go of the palace, I was given to nysuvorisha on the whole rakhunok.

- Is it possible for me to go to the garden? - locking the dwarf. - Be so kind, send one of your friends to see the palace, don't sleep, why can I drink some grass in the garden?

The watchman is so і zrobiv, і sent the bulo otrimano, and even the garden of enclosures with a high moor, to navigate and to think it didn’t bother to come. If Nis went free from the thick Mimi, she let down the dodola, and she quickly ran across to the lake, chestnuts grew. Win following her, and in the heart of a new pinch, a whole lot of her rest, her only hope; vіn firmly virіshiv: if you don’t know the gusts of grass, more stealthily rush into the lake, just lay your head on the chopping block. Ale marno whispered a guska: she wandered from tree to tree, sifted through all the blades of grass, didn’t know anything, I regretted it, and I’ve felt posters for fear.

Then look the dwarfs fell on the other side of the lake, and shouted:

- Look, but, wonder, on the other side of the lake there may be a growing tree growing old, - let's see it and shit, maybe you can, there may be a flower of happiness.

The guska stabbed and flew ahead of the new one, and the wine went after her to the spirit of his short legs: a chestnut tree saw great tin It’s already dark, - as much as nothing can be rosibrati; on the rapt, the guska zupinilasya, splashed in joy with krillas, then quickly thrust her head into the temple grass, snarled, gracefully served in the dzhobovanny Nose and said:

- The axis of grass, and the growth of won here is honored, so you will not tolerate nicholas in any shortage.

The dwarf has looked at the grass in his minds; from her came a spicy smell, like mimovoly, guessing the scene of his re-creation; stems and leaves of a boule of blakit-green color, and a quilt of flamed-chervonia with a zhovtoy oblyamivka.

- Thank God! - nareshty viguknuv vin. - The axis is so wonderful! Know, in my opinion, the very grass itself, which has transformed me from a bottle into a frozen virodka. Don't you try to get me Happiness?

- Shave, - the guska said goodbye. - Take with you the grass of grass, turning to you, take a penny and all your good, and that also see the power of grass.

So the stench і churned і viralized back to the room, and the heart of the dwarf sounded like impatience. Win tying up fifty - sixty accumulated ducats at the university, odyag and bloated.

- It is good for the Lord God, at the same time I will go with the tsієї trader, - having said Vin, thrusting it gliboko into the grass and inhaling its aroma.

Here I see, as at a new one to struggle and to crush all the slopes, as the head is on the shoulders; win, squinting at nis and bumping, so that all the short and short, seeing that the back and chest are straightening, as the legs are podvzhuyutsya.

Guska marveled and marveled.

- Well, great, well, handsome! - Viguknula won. - Thank God, I haven't lost sight of that, kim ti bov!

Jacob douzhetsu zradіv, folding his hands and praying. Ale, with all his joy, he has not forgotten, as a bagatom of goiter's crocheting of Mimi's gusts; I want my heart and willed him to batkiv, I guess she was able to help the bazhanya, and she said:

- Who, like not you, do I have a goiter that I have been given the knowledge of becoming by myself? Without you, I wouldn’t know the whole lot of grass, and, it means, I’ve got a bit of that nasty viglyad, and maybe I’m going to put my head on the floor. Well, I'm not getting into the Borg. I'll deliver you to your daddy; guilt of knowledge from every chaklunstvі and without practical knowledge of you magic.

Guska cried out of joy and waited for his proposition. Jacob, in the deep distance, unrecognizable, vibrated from the palace, and the stench destroyed the distance to the seashore - to the Batkivshchyna Mimi ...

... About how to tell me the distance? About those who stink happily finished their way; scho Wetterbock knowing the charm of his daughters і, generously dressed Jacob, letting him go home; that, having turned in their native place, and the fathers willingly recognized their evil blue in the beautiful Yunaki; What for the gifts brought from Wetterbock, buying a shop and living happily and rosy?

Let me tell you if it’s like Jacob pishov from the duke’s palace, there was a terrible triviality: if the duke, on the coming day, prompted the viconati his oath to know the dwarf’s head, if they didn’t roar, they wouldn’t eat them; The guest is stverdzhuvav, nibi the duke of the secret will help him in the tekti, so he will not waste his abrupt cook, and having called him in a broken oath. Zvidsi Vinikla great vіyna mіzh about the volodarians, kindly see in the history under the name "Trav'yana vіyna"; more than one bey was given, ale in the end of the day, nevertheless, they laid the world, and they call us "pâté svit", more on benketi, in commemoration of reconciliation, the cook of the junior prince has made Suzeren, the king of pâté relish.

So often insignificant podії to produce great heritage; axis, about pan, history of the dwarf Nose.

This is how he sent a non-employee from Frankіstan. If he finished, Sheikh Ali-Banu told him to bring fruit to the other slaves, and the stench grew, and leave the stench of the smell with his friends. And the Yunaks, who were the old people, praised the sheikh, his house and everything.

“Truly, it’s not an hour to take it, there’s no warning,” said the young rewriter. - I could sit for days on end, legs banging, leaning on the pillows, holding my forehead with my hand, and in the іnshіy rutsі, as if it’s good, trim the Sheikh’s great hookah, I hear, and I hear, I have such a life Mohammed.

- While you are young and strong, - having said the old people, - I don’t believe you, for the right, you were taken in by the uncomfortableness. Ale I am fit: you can hear the word, see the freedom of charisma. I don't care for those who I’m old, but I’ve hit a hundred rockies, I don’t care for those who I’ve already heard a lot of in my life, all the same I won’t go through all the time, as if on a rose street I’m sitting on the street, but I’m hearing I might go to see them and hear. You yourself are going through everything, come in handy, about how the conversation is going on, in reality the bachish of people, spirits, fairies and all the new and charming miraculous light, which does not grow up in the haunted life, but rather, if I am lost, I am alone, so є chim vgamuvati hunger.

- I didn’t get overwhelmed, - having reached the point of roaming, the young man, - over Tim, who, no matter how hard it is, to scream the charm of the history. But I can see those same things. As a child, if I had veered, they would have vgamovouted me.

Some of me bulo baiduzhe, I’m talking about yide mova, only didn’t digest it, only it’s good for everybody; I didn’t come up with a rumor of tales, as wise people came up with, inserting into them the child of the powerful wisdom, - tales about the fox and the bad crow, about the fox and vovka, more than a dozen reports about the left and the inshe zvirina. Since I grew up and became a part of Buvati in public, there weren't many short tanks anymore: now I want the history to be reliable, so that I can notify about people with an unprecedented share.

- So, it is time for me to remember, - interrupting one of his friends. - Love to rozpov_dey of every kind, pinching us ourselves. One of yours is not able to tell the style of all sorts of things, but you can say the camel chasers on the way from Mecca to Medini; Having finished the robot, they sat on the galavin in front of the booth, and until quietly pestered until the next, as long as they had not repaired their rosters, as they pulled and dragged, and so on to temryavi.

- I hiba todi in front of us did not see a new, unavailable land, - a clerk who appeared, - the kingdom of geniivs and fairies, so there are plenty of trees to grow in abundance; Would you like to turn the bottle once in the ring, or to rub the miraculous lamp, or to vimovit the Solomon's word, and to bring the raspberries in golden bowls? Mi mimovols moved to that land, at the same time with Sinbad they went to a wonderful float, at the same time with Harun al-Rashid, we wisely volodar the right-wingers, wandered around the streets in the evenings, we knew the visitor Jafar, like ourselves, - in a word, we lived in Kazkah That is, at night, to live in dreams, and it didn’t come for us for the whole day a short time, not even in the evening, since we were going to the galavin and the old man starting his own way. Ale tell us, old man, who, vlasne, is the reason why the Kazakhs were so eager to hear, why would we not take an hour to hear it? Who, vlasne, has the great charisma of the Kazka?

- I will tell you the infection, - in the old days. - The human mind is lighter and more mobile, so take a form and step into the most objects. Wine is light and healthy, like a fortune, and, like a fortune, to be lighter and cleaner, not more from the earth. To that, in the skin of the people, the pragmatism is alive and well over the growing and lighter and more powerful in the girly spheres, I would like to see it. Sami vi, my young friend, said: “We lived in quiet reports, we thought and saw at once with these people”, - it was a charm, as it stinks for you. Hearing the words of the slave, the vimisla, invented by the people, they themselves created at the same time with him. You didn’t shake your eyes on navkolishnі objects, on your own little thoughts, - dumb, you were all worried: because you yourself were trying all the miracles, - such was the fate you took in the one about whom you were talking about. So your mind is growing by the way it’s growing over the clear, but we’re not so beautiful, we’re not so addictive, so your spirit is floating more freely and more vigorously in the mysterious girly spheres; The kazka became a reality for you, because, as if it was good, Java became a kazka, because they worked and lived in kazts.

“I don’t call you a wisdom,” the young merchant locked up, “I’m sure that they lived in Kaztsy, or the Kazka lived in us. I remember this blissful time; they spent the whole hour marinating in reality: they showed us, they nailed us to a deserted, deserted island, rejoiced, how to robiti, not to take care of our life, і often spiced up our hatians in wild willow buds, they wished to eat some crocs in the stars, the little ones, we could make everything beautiful, - so, it’s time, if we were looking for a good fairy of a wonderful gnome, as they came to us and said: “Infect the earth open up, be kind to come and go to the world Quietly, I’ll give you my servant - mavpi ”.

Yunaki grew up, but hesitated a little longer, how can your friend tell the truth to the world.

- Another pony, - having said one of them, - another pony I fall into a coli-mous charm; so, for example, I would be very angry with my brother for a bad heat, as if I had avoided me and said: “Feeling about the lack of a sousid, your baker? Win boiled with a charmer, and that was the one who made it into a witch; I now have to lie in my room and roar in my heart. " I'd be angry and calling him a liar. Ale zovsim іnsha on the right, as if I didn’t get it right, that tovsty susid had broken a distant mandrіvka in a foreign, unknown land, there he fell into the hands of a charmer, and that he turned him into a witch. I would step by step b into the rospe, mandruvov bi-time with susid, experiencing bi miracles, and I would not be happy, as if we were shoved into the skin and walking bi on all fours.

- And all the same, - the old man said, - See the greats of the tsikavi rozpovіdі, there are no fairies, wizards, nі Christian castles, nі spirits, so to give childish people, nіtah friday, nі people , do not you, scho zazvychay sound like kazki.

- What about you? Explain more beautifully. What kind of family, no Kazakhs? - energized the Yunaki.

- I think that it is necessary to know how to sound like a novel. If I’ll say that I’m going to tell you the Cossack, then you’ll come back in good time, far away from everyday life, and those who see in the light, the nature of which you see from the earth. For, seemingly clearer, in Kaztsi you will be able to rozrahovuvati on the appearance of some of them, and not only mortal people; in the share of the hero, about what promises a Kazka, to get involved in no force, fairies and charms, spirits and kings of spirits; all the way to get into a non-customary, miraculous form and viglyadaє approximately so, like our fabrics kilims and little ones of our small maestros, like the Franks sound like arabesques. For a true Muslim, it is imprisoned to see people in the little ones and farbs of the people, the creation of Allah; to that on cikh fabrics mi bachimo cleverly intertwined trees and heads with human heads, people who move into the forest abo riba, - in a word, figuri, you can screw up your own life and all are not vicious; do you mind me?

“I’ll be built, I’ll be happy,” the clerk said. - Ale, go ahead.

- Such a kazka: miraculous, uninvited, unsuitable; so as far away from the haunted life, it is often transferred to foreign lands, or far, long gone. Among the dermal lands, among the dermal people, such are the Cossacks - among the Turks and among the Persians, among the Chinese and the Mongols, in the land of the Franks, as it seems, there is a lot of Cossacks, at least so I have given one test of Gyaur; ale the stinks are not so good, like ours, like beautiful fairies, who linger in the wondrous palaces, they have to hide the chaklunks, who smell the smell, evil indulgence of things, how to live in the foggy huts through the gallop to rush Then, plist on the heavenly blakity in the shell harnessed by griffins. They have і gnomes, і earthly spirits, - awkward virods, like loving grates to finish off bad hats. Such kazki. The call is of the genus rozpovidi, as you call to sound like novellas. stench light

In one great misti In Nimechchyna, the Swiss are richly rocky, but they are modestly and quietly alive with their retinue. Shvets sidіv vividly in kramnitsі on rose streets and lagodiv chereviki and shoes. I swallowed every single one and a new one, as if there were deputies, but for the whole of the skin, they once brought the cupuvati to the shkir, so as it was not in the absence of money. The squad was selling vegetables and fruits, which they planted in a small cage behind the place, and they were very eager to bathe with her, so as she was a big fan, she was delighted to put out her goods.

Shevtsa has a buv sin, a garnishing dvadtsyatir_ichny lad, a little stringy, to find a great one for his own age. Winnily sid on the market of mothers and brought home bought by women or cooks for provisions. Ridly swallowed yoma and turned around without some kind of gift: either a bouvalo, brought a note, or a piece of pie, or a small coin, so the inhabitants of the place, who bathed at his mother, still loved the handsome boy and didn’t get it with his hands. ...

Once the squad was sitting, as if it were, on the market, and in front of it there was a spike of great baskets of cabbage, small roots and seeds, and in one - to a cat, on a smaller scale, there were pears and apricots. Little Yakiv - that was the name of the boy - standing up to mother and with a mobile voice zazivivaya buyers.

Wind up here! Wonder, yak garnishing cabbage, yaky zapashny korinnya! Do not you buy pears, apples and apricots? Mother sells cheaply, buy!

Yakraz at one o'clock on the market appeared wondrous I am old; paying on n_y bulo ragged, the person is small, gosstr, wrinkled from the elders, with the red eyes and the big gachkuvati nose. Vona ysla, spiraling on the dovga club, kulgala, hitting from the side to the side, like no one on her legs bully wheels, that look, she could poke her nose on the brook.

The shevtsa squad marveled at her. The axis is already sixteen rockets, as it is nowadays to sit on the market, but never before has such a wonderful individual been brought back. Vona mimovolі zakrynula, if old, kulgayuchi and abducted, went to her and zupinilsya in front of the cat.

Tse ti - Anna, a greengrocer? - energized the old with an unacceptable, hoarse voice, incessantly shaking her head.

So, tse I, - said the squad of the Shevtsa. - What do you want?

And the axis wondered, why you have the ones that I need, - said the woman, bending over the cats, she began to cuddle in them with her indulgent, nasty hands. Vona knocked out the root of the cat, by the way she brought them to her own nose and sniffed.

Druzhina shevtsya bulo unacceptably bachiti, as it is old to be wary of її vegetables, I didn’t dare say anything: even a skinny buyer has the right to look at the goods, and before that, the old instilled a kind of immodest fear.

Nareshty, old, ripping through the whole basket, muttered:

Rotten goods, rotten roots! There is nothing that is necessary for me. Something on the right is fifty rocky ...

Little Yakov was dispelled by the words.

Ah, ty, bezoromna is old! - crying out in annoyance. - I started to rush with my indulgent fingers and crush all the greens, take a sniff of everything with my big nose, so everyone, who knows, doesn’t want to buy it with us, but now it’s our product! We have a duke cook himself, not the same ones, yak ty.

The old lady looked at the cheeky lad, laughed at a disgusting laugh, and said in her hoarse voice:

Axis yak, sinku! Toby does not befit my beautiful dovgy nis? Shave, and you will have the same, until the very day!

Having said tse, she went to the cat, there was cabbage in it, and again she began to touch the miracles with her hands, squeaky and squeaky about it, how the stench was shrieking in a voice, sending something to the cat.

Rotten goods ... rotten cabbage.

Don't shake your head so boldly! - viguknuv fearfully lad. - Shia is thin for you, you are dumb, - you can break it, and only your head falls into the cat. But you won’t be able to do it!

So my thin shia does not befit? - with a smile muttered old. - Well, well, you will not be called; the head will be washed straight from the shoulders, so that it does not come out of the way.

Do not seem to have such lads! - said, nareshti, the squad of the shevtsya, rosserzhena tsim to all the people who looked around and sniffed. - If you want to buy something, then buy it; Also, you can sell them to fewer customers.

Good, let it be your way! - Viguknula old with a fierce glance. “I’ll buy a piece of video from you.” Only the axle: I am guilty of spiraling onto the club, and I cannot bear it myself, so we carry on our own sinking, so I’m guilty of seeing my goods to the house. I'll pay youmu for the price.

Khlopchina didn’t want to be, for that she was afraid of an indulgent woman, ale mati severely punished him to bring cabbage, as she was a shkoduvala weak, old woman. The slammer heard, ale with tears in his eyes. Put the cabbage in a jar, win pishov next to the old one.

The old one went even more often, and to that, it took a good three quarters of years, and left the distance to the far part of the place, and stood in front of the little old boy. Vona wandered from the swarm of old people with a rusty key, quickly shoved it into the lock slot, and the doors with a noise razchinilsya. Ale Yak is good, little Yakiv, if you have to go to the house! The middle of the yogo bull is wonderfully cleaned up; stele and walls of boules of marmura, furniture made of black black wood, adorned with gold and expensive stones; the floor will be all over from the slope and so smooth, but the little guy has developed a lick and fell.

Tim was an hour old when a common whistle was blown out of the cliff. A sharp, piercing sound broke through. A spout of guinea pigs flowed into the same gully through the gatherings. To Yakov, he was already wondrous, how the stench walked on two legs, snatched up the worms in the peas, wore people’s clothes and droplets for the rest of the fashion.

De my shoes, other creatures? - shouted old and so hard hit with a club, that the pigs with a cry jumped up the hill. - Why should I stand here?

In one gale, the pigs vibrated uphill along the descent and, turning around with a pair of coconut shells, which had been fed by the shkіroy, quickly pushed the old ones to their feet.

And at the same time, there was no big deal of kulgavosti and no kidnapping. The old woman drove her club aside and quickly ran along the sklyania pidlozi, pulling little Yakov behind her. Nareshti, the stench zupinilsya in the room, reminiscent of all kinds of stuffs, so she poured out the view of the kitchen, I wanted tables from a red tree and sofas, covered with expensive kilims, could stand in a kind of a rosy living room.

Sit here, '' said the old woman, very affectionately, and sajayuchi Yakov into the coffin of the sofa and placed before him in such a rank that he couldn’t go. - Come on! You had a chance to carry a chimala vagu: human heads are not even light.

Do you, old, do you say? - wiggling the lad. True, I’m really vtomivsya, but then, I’m not, I’ll lose the sight of cabbage, which you bought from my mother.

Yak, you know a lot! - said the old with a smile and, having raised a cry from a cat, a knight to go by the hair of a human head.

The slammer of ice is not obmіr out of fear. It wasn’t a sense of intelligence, as everything could have been, but at the same moment I thought about the security, as it was blocking my mother, as if she knew about the human heads.

You need some guilt for those who are so important, ”the old murmured. - The axis of cheek, I’m making soup for you, which I will not forget every day.

Then it hung down again. I know the spike of guinea pigs in human cloth and aprons; kitchen spoons and kitchen knives were washed from their belts. Behind them, a pidstrike came a bezel-less blue in wide Turkish trousers and green oxamite hats. Stink, mabut, bully cooks. With the greatest spritznіstyu stinks climbed on the hanging on the walls of the shelves, castrils and grasses came to sound, brought eggs and butter, root and fermented and put everything on the stove.

The old woman in her coconut shkarlupkah was running around the room, and the boy was bachiv, she might be even more savory.

The axle was rubbed into the fire under the stove, in the castruli boiled, and a pleasant aroma was poured over the room. Ale the old prodovzhuvala bigati thudi and here, the guinea pigs followed her, and once, passing through the stove, she thrust her new nis right into the housekeeper.

Nareshty, the strava boiled, steam poured down from the mountainman in thick clubs, and the water poured onto the stove. Todi was old enough to know the housekeeper from the stove, she drove instead of him into the middle tarilka and put її in front of little Jacob.

Axis tobi, sinku! - said won. - Good soup, so you will have all those who are so worthy of me. You will be a master cook, ale, you don’t know, you don’t know that it didn’t appear in your mother’s cat!

The slammer is not smart, about scho kazhe babtsya; that vіn і not waking up to the intelligence: all the yogo respect the bully is covered in soup, which will be given to yom. True, the mother more than once cooked for a new kind of food, but she had never tasted such a soup. From the soup comes the wonderful aroma of herbs and roots; with a lot of wine, it is liquor, and sour, and super-delicate.

When Yak left the last spoons of a tender dish, the guinea pigs lit Arabian incense, and the room was reminiscent of blaky dim. Everything became thicker and thicker, and the smell of incense sodiynі deyav on the boy. Kilka raziv vin zgaduvav, now it’s time to turn to mother, ale after that, a strong dedication came to me - I’m lost in my mind, falling asleep on the couch at the woman’s.

Wonderful from below youmu. Yomu was looking forward to being old enough to pay and dress in a bilyachi skin. Now win my stribati and climbing is not worse than the blocks. Vin is alive at the same time with little bugs and guinea pigs, as they turned out to be twisted persons, and at the same time served the old ones with them. Some of you were given only the cleaning of chobit, so it was guilty of rubbing the coconut shkarulupi to the blister with butter, which served as old shoes. So, yak in the booth daddy youma often brought the visonuvati to the robot, then he coped with her with the most beautiful rank. Through ryk - having dreamed of yom, they began to hand over to a more subtle robot. At the same time, with a few bites, the blame was made for catching and picking up the powder, and at the same time for making a thinner hair sieve. On the right, when she was old, she used to venerate the powder with life-giving words, and since she could not chew anything solid through the marriage of teeth, then they baked hlib just from pilinas.

Even through the rіk vіn, they were transferred to the ranks of servants, who took water for the old pitt. Do not think, however, that she ordered a pool for a whole virginity, or to deliver a barrel to the house, to take water into the water, it’s not, she’s just furnished more cunningly. Bilki, and also Yak, are responsible for picking up the dew in the mountains, because she was old for pitt, and since she drank a little too much, the bullets of the robot are not easy.

Progress schooled, and little Yakov was transferred to home robots. You have been given the job of keeping it clean and clean, but it’s just like the rest of the building, on which it’s possible to keep the best performance, then the robot could not be easy. Schob vitirati pidlogu, Yakiv mav obhortati legs of the old man with cloth and roses in such a rank in all rooms.

Nareshty, they transferred to the kitchen for p'yaty rik yogo. Tse bula scratched posada, as it is possible to reach only a trivial test. Yakiv went through all the steps, repairing from the cook to the first cook, and reaching such a spritziness and cleverness in everything, as well as being able to enjoy the kitchen, which often marveled at oneself. The most cunning dishes, pâtés from two hundred gold, soups from all kinds of roots and greens - all the food is hot, and it’s so fast and delicious.

So the provinces were close to seven rockets for services at the babi. Once upon a time, the axis of the coconut touched the shoes and, taking the cat and the fire in his hand, picked it up. Vona punished Yakova by obskubing the hammer before turning it, filling it with greenery and greasing it with garnish. So Yakiv and Zrobiv. Having killed the curd, scalded it with sprinkle, scrubbed it, scrubbed the coat, the coat became smooth and low, and the inside of the cock was wiped out. After taking the root, we are guilty of the filling. The comor’s got the wall shafka, the doors of what kind of boules were made and what kind of wine had not been mentioned yet. Win s tsikavistyu zazirnuv tudi. The shafi had a helpless cat, with a strong, receptive smell. I have seen one of the cats and the know in ny roslin as a special form and color. The stems and the leaves of the boule are blakit-green, and the leaf is fiery red, with a new bloom. Yakiv thoughtfully marveled at the letter, smelled it and guessed that the wine smells so strong, like that soup, like the soup that was pricked by him was old. The smell of buv is so strong, it’s guilty of buv chhnuti - once, another, і, nareshti, vin pochav chhati so strongly, that threw.

Vin was lying on the old sofas and looking round and round. “Wonderful, as it is possible to bachiti like that without glitches from below,” having said to himself, and before that with such clarity! And even I would be able to play around, but I would be a friend of guinea pigs and every kind of trash and, nareshti, becoming a great cook. The axis is already laughing at the mother, if I get it all right! Well, why don't you bark less for those who fell asleep in someone else's hut, replace that one with additional help on the market? "With little thoughts, little Yakiv has gone out of the day, go to home, but all of this has been so busy in a dream, especially at the moment, since I couldn’t turn my head. Vіn mimovolі rose above himself and over his sleepiness, so as a skin wickedness knocking his nose either on the shaf, then on the wall, or if he snatched it for the odd one. Bilki and guinea pigs with heather ran around the corner, like they didn’t want to see it. Turning around and asking them to follow him, the stench ran back to the booths, and only nearby saw him off with miserable heather.

Vulitsya, where she led him, was old, passed in the farthest from the far part of the place, and Yakiv led the way from the high provinces. There, the bully is a terrible shtovkhanin. All in all, thinking about it, I’m going to show you the dwarf, so yak like it’s shokhvilini chuv viguki:

Ah, marvel at the condescending dwarf! Did you come up with the stars? Yaky dovgy nіs і how ridiculous it is to wash the head of a new man right on his shoulders! And the hands, the hands of the new black, indulgent!

In the last hour, Yakiv himself fought for NATO, for that he still loved to marvel at veletniv, dwarfs and glance at all kinds of miracles, but for the rest of the time, it was not up to that: he had slept to turn to mother.

Youmu felt like a motorbike when he came to the market. Mati was still sitting at her mise, and in her cat she had lost a lot of vegetables, so she had not slept long enough. However, when she was still close to her home, she was sitting there as if she was a little money, but she didn’t get away with the buyers, but sat unruly, holding her head with her hand; and if the driver is closer, then you are welcome to go to see him, but you are more than a snake. After standing in the wrong, I don’t know, but I don’t know if I’m able to take advantage of the spirit, go to her back, gently dropping his hand on her shoulder and saying:

Are you angry with me, Mom?

Mati turned around, and sank into the same slime, and she sounded like a cry.

What a need for me, indulgent dwarf! - Viguknula won. Get out, get out of me, I can’t tolerate such hotties!

Ale, curse, what about you? - having powered Yakiv with a rework. - Tobi, mabut, not sucking. Now, do you gonish me, his own sina?

I already said to you: get in, get in! - zaspechichna zniv. - See me you don’t take away a penny for your fry, indulge your sails!

“Axis woe, that's the call! - Thinking of the torment of Yakiv. - Yak bi me to introduce її to home? .. "

Dear Mamusya, be smart, be smart about me, - even I am yoursin, yours Yakiv ...

Hi, it’s already borrowed! - mother viguknula, zvratayuchis to sushіdka. Marvel at the indulgent dwarf! The axle is standing in front of me and distributing buyers, which is still laughing at my misery. The whole bezsovіsny freak doesn’t ruin me, nibi vin - my sin, my yakiv.

Here the girls sounded noisily and greeted Yakov with a kindly husky: azhe tradesmen, yak vidomo, at the whole rakhunok maestrina. The stench barked yo for those who should laugh at the unhappiness of a beloved woman, who stole a blush from some of these rockies. The stench was haunted, as if it hadn't come, but at the same time swooped down on a new and vidryapati eyes.

Bidny Yakiv not knowing what to think about everything. Also, they didn’t give me this year’s warnings in the marketplace, add the goods to the market, then return to the old one, take her soup, doze off the three and turn to the market, and at the same time think about mothers and minds like that. we still call it indulge a dwarf. Well, did you also trapilia with him? However, having crossed over, but the mother does not want the nobility, I got caught up in tears and summarily wandered into the city, and, for all intents and purposes, took up the lazy days of the day. “We'll be surprised,” thinking Vin, “maybe we’ll, we’ll know me; I will stand at the door and speak to him. "

Dіyshovshi to the shop shevtsya, win zupinivsya in front of the door and looking there. The daddy will be so dumbfounded to the robot, not having spilled it out and not minding him, but if he’s glanced at the door with a vague look, he’d let go of his hands, awl, grate and viguknuv with zhakh:

Lord, have mercy, what am I bachu?

Good evening, gentlemen! - having said the dwarf, enter the kramnitsa. - Yak go right?

It is rotten, even more rotten, little sir! - having called the father, to the great podiv of Yakov: as it can be seen, he probably didn’t recognize the blue. - On my right, it’s nasty to spiral, I’m self-sufficient, a flock of old people, and the trimmies of the minds of me are not adequate to their wealth.

And you do not have a hiba, how could you little by little get accustomed to the right? - prodovzhuvav rozpituvati Yakiv.

So, buv u me sin, on im'ya yakiv. Now he is a stringy, twenty-five-year-old boy and my first friend. Oh, well, bula b life! If there are twelve rockets, there are still great sprint and sprint and sometimes even more rosum in the craft. And what a blush! Be guilty at me, I have no more styles of substitutes, so I have stopped fixing motles and shiv bi tilki new chereviks. So, apparently, no one was judged zd_ysnitsya!

Is it your sin now? - having powered Yakiv in a three-tone voice.

Only God knows about those! - by giving the Swedish. - Rokіv this yogo was stolen from us on the market.

Сім rokіv! - viguknuv Yakiv with zhakh.

So, little darling, the same fate. I still, like at once, remember, like my squad turned to the house with a cry and cry, but the boy didn’t turn around for a day, I didn’t whisper him everywhere I didn’t know. I’m afraid it’s going to be like that. Yakiv buv is a handsome lad - the squad was written, and the bully was pleased if someone else was praised. Often, she poured the yogi with vegetables in the bagaty of the booth; okay, it’s pretty obvious, for that skin once they generously cheered for the price, but nevertheless I said more than once: “Beware, great place, evil people are rich, drink after Jacob!” So there I have become. Once I came to the market, I was old enough, bought a piece of vegetables, but I couldn’t know it by itself; The squad has a pity in my heart, the axis of the won і sent a boy with her, і from quiet pir - til mi yogo і bachili.

And this has become the same fate, you say?

So, the attachments are made to fit the seven rockets. We also whispered about yogi, whispered, went from the booth to the booths, and everywhere they were feeding about him. Bagato, who knew a little boy, loved him and helped us in jokes, but everything was baked. That babi, yaka, bought vegetables from us, could not see them either. Only one old-old woman, who lived in the same ninety years, said, well, well, just, evil enchantress, like a skinny five or ten years to come to the place, to buy your own herbs.

Having said tse, Father Yakov took the cherevka from his hand and knocked the dratva with his hands. And here it was only Yak, nareshty, zrazumiv, well, that, when he was asleep, became right and right, because he had served with a woman of seven rockies. In the heart of yogh, I was able to bring grief and fervor: yak, for all the rocky years of my youth, I stole from a new old age, and why didn’t I take my natom? Who are those who can clean the shoes from the coconut shells, take the pidlogs, or those who are imbued with guinea pigs in all the kitchens of the cook's mystery?

So, having stood by the wines of the khilin, think about their share, leaving the dad without feeding him.

Chi couldn’t we replace me, young man? Maybe bootie, a pair of new shoes or something, - dodav vin, smikhayuchis, - a case for your nose?

Yake, you care for my nose? - having powered Yakiv. - What do you want me to do with a new case?

Well, - shutting up the Swiss, - the skin has svіt gusto. Before me, then, if I had such a stingy n_s, I would not unmistakably replace a case from a horny shkiri for a new one. I’m wondering if I’ve got a little garment. True, your nose needs no less than a yardstick, but at least you will be safe. Aje vi, melodiously, I knocked my nose about the leather jamb, about the leather carriage, what do you want to enter?

Yakіv onіmіv from podivu. Win obmatsav his nose. Oh zhah! Nis appeared superbly tovstym, and a little more in two valleys. Otzhe, she was old enough to help her! The axis of what the mother did not recognize him, the axis of what everyone called him an indulgent dwarf!

Lord, - having said vin, not crying a little, - why don't you have a little mirror, in a yak I could wonder on myself?

Young Lyudin, - locking the father in a grave tone, - you don't have that kind of calliness, but you don't want to be fooled, and you, far away, don't want to be surprised at the mirror. Try to see for yourself the smallest ringtones.

Oh, let me still marvel at the mirror! - saying the dwarf. I'm singing to you, but I'm not shy because of Marnoslava ...

Shut me up in peace! The squad has a mirror, I don’t know, kudi won yogo. If you just want to marvel at yourself, then he is there, across the street, the barber Urban is alive; a new mirror is larger than your head; virus to the new, and leave, goodbye!

In three words, Batko quietly guided him to the bench, closing the doors behind him with a key and again for the robot. Yakiv, too much torment, went through the street to the barber Urban, who was still remembered, as early as an hour.

Privit, Urban! - having said to you. - I’m here to ask you for a little service: be nice, let me wonder in your mirror.

Out of satisfaction, the axle out! - viguknuv the barber, flutter, and all of them, as they grabbed the beard's golits, disarmed themselves next to him. - Scho th kazati, vie red hoch kudi, stringy, vitoneniy! Shia you, like a swan, hands, like a queen, but not such, more beautiful than what I do not know. True, vi trokhi pikhati, ale so and buti, marvel at yourself! Do not say good people that I, out of spitefulness, did not allow you to have mercy on yourself.

An unimaginable register of the presence of the barber's words. Yakiv, in the same hour, went to the mirror and looked at himself. Slozi was heard in front of him. “So, slyly, in such a view, she could not know her own Yakov, dear mother! - having said vin to himself. - Not such a vin buv in those happy days, since it was written before usima! "

First, the change was awful: the eyes became creepy, like a pig, the majestic nis hanging below the podboriddya, the shia nibi called, so that the head was directly rubbed on the shoulders, and only a little bit in the right direction. Zrostannyam vіn buv not vishche, nіzh todі, since there were twelve rockets. But at that hour, from twelve to twenty-five years old, from twelve to twenty, they grow in height, they are only wide in width: the back and chest of the new boule are wide and bent and looked like tightly packed bears. The chain tulub is trimmed on small, weak legs, as the weight of the bullet does not give strength. Beginning with your hands, you will have such a dovzhini, like a zvychayy stalwart of people. Dolony tovsti, brown, fingers, pavuko-like, and if they are in the hands, then, do not bend, by the way, until the end of the day. Otkim indulge a dwarf now becoming a little Yakiv ...

Now I have guessed that wound, since she was old enough to reach her mother. Everything, over what the win todie was laughing at: її dovgy nіs, її indulgence of fingers - all the tse vona handed over to yoma, with a winyat to dovgoy, threetya shija.

Well, well, finish namiluvavsya myself, my prince, - having said the barber, go to Yakov and look at him with a smile. - Really, you can't see anything great. And you know, I'm annoying the proposition for you, little cholov_chok. I want my barbers from those who are short, but I will not be able to see them so much, as before, and because of that, my susid, the barber Punkin, who has seen the news here, will lure to the next public. Ale veleten is not great fertility, and the axis of such a person, yak vi, is on the right side of the family. To fix me for the service, dear! You otrimayte apartment, style, odyag - everything you need, and for the price you will stand by the door and lock the doors. You will beat the pin and serve a towel to the guests, and be in the song that the program does not lose offense. I will have more people, but I will have more time for you, and you still want to give tea to you.

Yak in the souls of the souls of the deeply drunken words of the proposition. Ale, click! - the guilt is now guilty to the full extent of the images. To that, I was guilty of spontaneously telling the barber that it’s not a good hour for some kind of service, and it’s gone.

Ale hocha evil was old enough to give you some indulgent viglyad, all the same, as it can be seen, she couldn’t kill anything with rosy zdіbnosti. Even though it is clear that it is not so, now it is not so, because of the same fate. Yakiv at the end of the hour became і intelligent and diligent. І efficiently, not having summed up about his ingrained beauty, not crying through his inappropriateness; Yogo was tormented by the deprivation of those, who, like a dog, drove out of the house. However, I won’t be glad to try again and talk to the mother.

Winning up to her on the market and asking quietly to listen to him. Win guessing about that day, if he was following the old one, guessing the ideas of his childhood, he enchanted him for those who laughed at her on the market. The shevtsa squad did not know what to think about. Everything that Yakiv spoke about his dignity was absolutely false, if only if he spoke about those who had served for the last time, then she couldn’t see it, but it’s possible. And if she looked at the dwarf at the same time, then she came in zhah from his calitva and residually saw the virity, so tse ї sin. However, the won was in charge of the more judicious talk with the cholov_kom. Having picked up her cats, she told Yakov to follow her, and the stench viralized the shevts' kramnitsa.

Hey, - said the cholovikov, - the whole axis of the lyudin is singing, it’s our wicked Yakiv who is guilty. Winning me all: how they stole from us seven rockies and how they stole enchantments from us.

Yak axis! - having interrupted the її Shvets. - So tse vіn tobі rozpovіv! Shave off you, negidnik! And all the same, I myself have been rocking you for a year, and then I have returned to you, so I can inflate you. So ty boo of enchantments, little tit? Shave, I will know at once Chaklunstvo for you!

With three words, win grabbing a bunch of belts, like just darling, throwing himself at the dwarf and so stroking him on the back and his hands, then shouting out pain and crying to beat him.

It’s not easy to know a man in the world, because she’s ready to help the unhappy one, who has such a bold call. The old dwarf, having lost the whole day without the bad and the pitty, and in the evening, is guilty of the church porch for the night, unaffected by those steps of the bully and hard and cold.

An offensive wound, throwing himself on the svitanka, Yakiv seriously thought about those who know their livelihood, so how daddy and mothers drove him away. To serve as a viviska for a barber, or to show yourself for a penny, pride did not allow you. Why did youmu get away with robiti? Ale then raptom youmu fell asleep on a dummy great successes in the cookery mistress. Win rightly respecting not to sacrifice the right to any cook, and to be quick with his knowledge of the whole part.

As soon as the streets became vidrodzhuvatisya, vin returned to the place. Vin knowing, he is a duke, ruler of the country, he is a great lover of food for the table and has taken master cooks from rіznih lands light; our dwarf went to the yogo palace and went. If the winners were up to the last time, they energized them, which they needed, and began to mock at him. Ale vin squeezed, they led him to the head over the kitchen. Vartov's disarmed and led him through the front doors. Everywhere on the way, the servants zupinyalis, marveled at the new and the laugh of the suprovodzhuvali yogo, so well, if he became a palatsya at the gatherings, followed by the same great whine of all the servants. The grooms were leaving their scrapers, the fast walkers were beating the shoduhu, the pidlogonatirachi were buzzing with vibiwati kilimi; All fought and thrashed like that, as if a thief was standing bilya vorit. From each side, shouts of "Dwarf, dwarf!" Bach the wee dwarf? "Nareshty, at the door, having appeared for the sight of a palace with an evil person, trimming a majestic whip in the ruts.

What is it for the noise? Hiba vi you don't know, dogs, why should the duke sleep?

With three words, win waving his batogi and not calling delicately dropping him on the backs of the closest grooms and gates.

Ah, sir! - screamed the stench. - Don't you bach that hiba? And they brought a dwarf, she didn’t bach him like a vi, melodiously.

To see the palace now only after hitting Jacob and forcibly getting into the smirk, so as fearing to let the cim in his gidnіst. Tom, having rocked NATO with a whistle, having turned the dwarf into booths and energized, which he needs. Ale felt that he wanted to bachiti a glance over the kitchen, locking:

Ty, mabut, having mercy, darling! Do you want to see me, do you want to see the palace? You want to be the duke's dwarf life, why don't you?

Hi, pane, - said Yakiv, - I am the right cook and in my gotuvati vselyakі rіdkіsnі stravi. Be fond of bringing me to the forefront of the kitchen; You can, you should know my servant.

The yak is good, a little ludin, but all the same you are an imprudent maliy. Into the kitchen - the Vigadav axis! Adzhe, being a life-dwarf, doesn’t have to be too robotic, drink enough and wear more beautifully than dressing. Well, it’s just the right thing to do, so it’s on the right side, you’ll be the duke’s cook. And for the cook, ti ​​is good.

With the words of the guesses, the palace took him by the hand and gave him a look over the kitchen in the room of the head.

Merciful sir! - Saying the dwarf and leaning so low, poking the nose of the kilim, as if twisting the pidlog. - What do you need the right cook?

Head-to-head over the kitchen, glancing around from it to the head and vibrating with a loud regot.

Yak, do you want to be a cook? What do you think, how can you, by the way to the plate, wind up with a head and a head over the shoulders? Ні, krykhta, the one who hoped you before me, though, apparently, will laugh at you.

They talk, the look over the kitchen burst into laughter, and the look of the palace and all the large numbers in the room echoed.

Ale dwarf nіtrohi do not know such a priyom.

Listen, - prodovzhuvav wine, - how can you get a couple of eggs, a small amount of wine, boroshna and root? And you have plenty of good stuff. Punish me to cook something like a dish, give me everything that is necessary for that, and it will be cooked in your very eyes, so, if you yourself will be guilty, you will say: "Win got for all the rules of art".

Saying such words a dwarf, wondrously bulo bachiti, like win with his crying eyes, like gesticulating with his thin pavuko-like fingers and turning on all sides of his dovgy nis.

Garazd, whatever your way! - viguknuv, nareshty, looking over the kitchen and taking a hand before looking at the palatz. - Well, I'll try it, I would like to add to the jar! Everything goes to the kitchen.

The stench passed the sprinkles and corridors and, nareshti, came to the kitchen. Tse bulo is great, even more widespread, miraculously vlashtovane. From twenty slabs of fire; in the middle of the room there is a small hole in the openings, which once served as a pool for ribi. At the shafakhs from the marmur and the expensive tree, the boules have been folded and stored, since the mother needs to be guided by her hand, and ten gulls stretched along the kitchen sides, in which everything was taken away, but you can always know a good one. Kitchen servants of every kind were running to and fro, grimacing with cauldrons and casters, forks and opoloniks. Ale koli head guessing Above the kitchen, appearing in the middle of them, the stench all hung out madly in a row, so it seemed that they wouldn’t have a thunderbolt in the fire and dzyurchannya vodi.

Yaky snіdanok replacing the duke for the season? - having fed the thoughts of the first cook, having snidanks.

Yogo visokostі zavgodit bulo zamoviti Danish soup and chervonі Gamburzky dumplings.

Good, - pushing the guesswork over the kitchen. - Do you feel like having replaced the duke? Chi vvazhaєsh ti yourself a tasty folding soup? If you have a dummy, then you, every time, not zrobish їkh, is our housekeeper.

It's easy! - having locked the dwarf, to the zagalny - podiv, so yak, being a bile, often cooked a dish. - It’s even easier: for the soup, give me such and such a root, such and such a spice, boar fat and an egg. Well, dumplings are stuck, - if you go quietly, so if they could just guess at the kitchen and the first cook, then for them they need meat of chotir varieties, troch of wine, fat, imbir and one herb, ".

So you, no doubt, having learned the science from the yakogos charivnik! - viguknuv the cook with podiv. - Aje vin, having called everything, yak є, but they did not know about shlunk grass. Nemaєsumnіvu, from her dumplings will be more delicious; positively, you are not cook, but thoroughness!

Nicholas would not be wrong! - having said the head-to-head over the kitchen. - Well, well, let me show you your mystery. Give you everything you need, and don't mind getting ready.

So it was crushed. On the slabs, everyone was preparing for the little girl, but here it turned up, but the dwarf ice could come by the way. Todi put two stilettos to the plate, put a marmura board on them, and a little cholovich viliz on it, to show their art. Around from their sides, the cook, the cooks and the kitchen servants were roaming around. Everyone was astonished with astonishment, as all right and right in his hands. If all the needs to prepare the boules are finished, they are ordered to put the insult on the fire and cook until they are quiet, as long as they do not order them. Then I won’t feel good about it: one, two, three і t. D., І if you fucked up equal p'yatsot, shouting: "Stiy!" Unbeknownst to the mountaineers, they knew the fire, and the dwarf asked for a glimpse to pokushtuvaty the strava.

The head cook, having ordered the cook to bring a spoon of gold, splashed it in a little bit and passed it over the kitchen. That with a clean look pidіyshov to the plate, scooping up the soup with a spoon, eating it, flattening the eyes and navіtіvі sіmoknuvі vіdіvolnіya language.

Wonderful, I swear to the Duke's health, wonderful! Chi do not skushtute y vi, do not look for a palatsu?

The one leaned in, taking a spoon, eating it into his heart, and taking it:

Hi, pan cook, vi, slyly, know your right, I don’t want you to go into such a soup and such dumplings as you cooked a dwarf!

Having tasted the cook himself, having squeezed the dwarf's hand in a mischievous manner, saying:

So, krikhta, you know yours! Qia shlunkova grass nadaє all yakis special relish.

Yakraz in qiu khviliinu in the kitchen uvіyshov valet of the duke and naked, how the duke wants to eat. Unknowingly, put the boules on the middle of the day and see the duke, while the eldest of the kitchen took the dwarf's hand and turned to his room, de joining him at the conversation. Ale did not pass by the kіlkokh hviliin, as messages from the duke appeared, so that you could just glance over the kitchen. That hastily changing clothes in the parade of paying and sending letters to send.

The Duke of Buv is in a wonderful mood: everything that is served on middle tatsy, and his beard, if you look at the kitchen before you see it.

Hear, guess, - said the Duke, - I expect a supply of favors from your cooks; Silent feast, as I sit on the throne of my ancestors, I am not really anything like that. Tell me, how do you call the cook, why should I send you to the city of a few worms.

Sovereign, the history is still wondrous! - having guessed over the kitchen and rozpov_v, like a liar before they brought a dwarf, who inadvertently wanted to become a cook.

Buildings the duke zvelyv priklikati to himself a dwarf and energized, hto vin and zvіdki. Ale bіdny Yakіv, slyly, not at once to say, wіn enchantments аn bіlkoyu earlier. However, he was not called upon to find a way to the truth, but only when a new German daddy had no mother, but a mother and a woman who had cooked in one grandmother. Duke and without becoming more rospituvati; The wondrousness of the new cook took the greatest interest.

Get lost in me! - having said vin. - Thou shalt be trimmed scrupulously n'yatty hearts, svyatkova cloth and, ponad those, two bets of trousers. For a couple of ti you will have a day of gotuvati of my dreams, quest for getting ready to eat and look after the kitchen. And so, as in my palace of leather, I will be especially prisky, then you will be nazyvatsya nadal Nose and occupy the young man to look over the kitchen.

The dwarf Ніс podsyakuvav the duke and іц

Otzhe, Yakiv will now arrive. I, when you need to see you properly, can do it with your right because you can't be more beautiful.

Win became famous of his own kind. Bagato the cooks turned around until they looked over the kitchen to allow them to be present while cooking a dwarf, and the nobles sought the permission of the duke to send their servants to the visitor, so they delivered the money to the chimali. Well, why don't you ruin the overgrowth in their cooks, the dwarf Nis saw a penny in theirs, as the Panov paid you for the cooks.

So having lived the dwarf Ніс mayzhe two rocky in abundance і poshanі, і only a thought about daddy after hours of meeting yoyuvala yogo happiness. The life of the yogo flowed without turbulence, without any usefulness, until a quiet feast, as long as there was no such vipadok.

It is necessary to respect that the dwarf Ніс is able to successfully visit all kinds of purchases. To him, if the hour allowed him, he went to the market himself and bought the game and greens. One wound was brought up to the bird's row and became the shukati of fat geese, to which the duke would be even more eager.

Kіlka razіv proishov wіn in the ranks, looking around the provisions.

Rapidly in the end of the same row of wines, mentioning the woman, she sold geese, ala, to see all the traders, who did not ask for buyers. Until then, I wondered and when I became aware of and looked at the geese. Knowing how to finish it with fat, buying three pieces at once with a string, yelling on your broad shoulders and straightening to the house. However, on the way, I was even wondrous, so only two of the geese giggled and shouted, like the right geese, and the third one, the guska, sat quietly and let out the zithannya, the dumb Lyudin. "You need to stab it up sooner," the dwarf thought, "the wrong ones are so sick." Ale here guska absolutely clear voice prompted:

If you want to stab me, I will taste it for you; as soon as I change my mind, I go to the grave myself.

Do not stumble at yourself from the dwarf Nis putting the pad on the ground, ale guska and earlier marveled at him with his beautiful, clever eyes and prodovzhuval zitkhati.

Axis of Miracles! - viguknuv the dwarf Ніс. Guska can speak humanly. The axis is no longer check! Well, well, calm down, I am not such a cruel one, and I will not deprive such a wild bird of life. But I’m ready to bet on a bet that I’m not hungry for the birds, even if I’m injected with a zhyugidny white.

Ty maєsh ratsiyu, - said the guska. - I may not have been born in any fucking viglyad. It’s a pity, hto b mіg let go, so Mimі, daughter of the great Wetterbock, will be sent to the duke's kitchen ...

Be spokiyna, love Mimi! - vіshav її dwarf. - The word is honor, so that no filthy man will be crushed. I will rule you in my room, I will supply food, and at the great hour we will grow. At the same time, I will let you loose. For the other cooks, I will tell you that I will give you special herbs for the Duke every year.

Guska sighed youmu with tears in her eyes. The first dwarf has made a good shot like that, having seen it. Win killing two geese, for Mimi, however, drive in the vicinity, so I want to go for a duke. Ale vin is not giving the first goose food, but delivering the first biscuits and liquorice. If the new bouv has a great hour, win virus to her, move with her and get in touch with her. The stench has brought one to one skin their history, and we know, in such a rank, like a gust of beloved by the daughter of the enchantress Wetterbock on the islands of Gotland. Wetterbok kolis boiled with one old fairy, which she managed for the help of the cunning and transformed his daughter into a goose. If the dwarf Nis rozpoviv Mimi his own history, she said:

I may be tampering in the tsikh on the right: dad would pass on his knowledge to me and his sisters. Your spir is with a cat with vegetables, your raptus re-enactment, if you have smelled like herbs, and the words of the old, since you have forgotten, tell about those that your magic is known to be in the ring of herbs, so that you know that grass , as a fairy has brewed before your re-creation, then you will be happy with your calories.

All tse, zychayno, bulo vіkho vіkho for the dwarf; Really, how to know the grass, which you do not know to navigate for the name? Ale tim not less vіn podyakuvіv Mіmі and in the heart of the soul, seeing a deyaku hope.

Soon I went to see the duke, having come as a guest of his friend, one of the royal princes. The Duke of the Tsієї just called the dwarf to himself and said to you:

The hour has come, if you are guilty to bring it, you know your right. The prince, who has come to me as a guest, is impressed by me as the most famous person in part, and the cuisine of the new one is one of the smallest in the world. Try to be good, you have ruined the building to wind at the new one. Try the same, because of the fear of my disfavor, for the whole hour that you spent at my yard, but the country did not give two. Everything that is needed, you can see it from my belongings; I would like you to bring the rostopiti for all my gold and diamanti, you are not guilty of zupinitisya before what. I am ready to become more beautiful with a little one, nizh give accusations to a brood in front of my guest.

So saying the duke, and the dwarf said:

Your will, sir, will be the viconan! I am so angry, everything is right for your guest here.

Krikhitny cook of knowledge is now vypadok vikazati his mistress in all yo blisk. Win not sparing the belongings of his ruler, that one is not a coast: for a whole day, you can bulo bachiti in front of a stove of fire-fired steam, and his voice endlessly sounded in the majestic kitchen, serving out the orders of the whole army of cooks.

The prince of the prince has already spent two days visiting the duke, and, mabut, he saw himself perfectly. Today's guest and gentlemen five times sat for style, and the Duke of Bouv in superficially gratification with the dwarf's mystery. On the fifteenth day, the duke called the dwarf to his table, introducing him to the guest and feeding the rest, whose satisfaction with the cook.

You are a freak cook, - having seen a guest, beating up to a dwarf, - and I know, as an urgency of style. For the whole hour, while I was here, without repeating the same thing, all the stench miraculously went into you. Ale tell me, why have you never served the king of all strains - a pate-suzerain - to the table?

The dwarf is angry: I don’t know about such a pate. Ale vin zberig zvnishn spokіy and іdpovіdav:

About the sovereign, I am happy, so much more will come to see our courtyard, the axis of which I am willing to deal with. Why should I eat it for you on the day of your trip, but not as a king of pâté?

Yak axis! - having respected the duke, smithe. - And why should I stop, then you, mabut, check on the day of my death, why should I come to visit me with a grave. And even less than once without serving the pate. Well, dumb, sweetheart, come up with something else for a farewell obed, and the pate of tsey ti is guilty tomorrow for taxes on the stile.

Yak for my sovereign! - seeing a dwarf and pishov. Ale on souls in the new bulo is far from fun. I saw that I had taught the day to the sorrow and it was unfortunate: I didn’t know about those who cooked pate. Win pishov to his room and burst into tears when he thought about clearing out his share. Ale here Mіmі, having walked around in his room, turned to nyu about the causes of his grief.

Don't bother, - said the guska, knowing who has it on the right, - this dish was often served at my dad's table, and I can say roughly what is needed for a new one. Take this and that in such and such a number; Maybe, it’s not like that, because it’s necessary, I don’t support it, but it’s not possible to pick it out, which is on the right.

Having felt the price, the dwarf happily drank from the month, blessing that day, if he bought a dump, and became ready until tomorrow. With a small chunk of wine, making a small trial pate and knowing it in the distance; having given a poke to the head over the kitchen, and that, for the sound, rose in praise of the master.

The next day, he cooked a paste yak slid and sent him to the Duke's table right from the stove, in front of which he decorated it with quits. He himself hoped to make a great day of paying and went to the door. Winners will go to that hilin, if one of the servants of the brothel for the distribution of pate, as well as the occasional meal for the Duke and the th guest. The Duke opened his eyes to the stele and said:

So, it's not for nothing to call him the king of pâtés! Ale and my dwarf - the king of all cooks, why is it wrong, dear friend?

The guest didn’t say it at once: he was in front of prokovtiv a spike of shmatkіv in the form of a sign, a little later, laughing harshly and taєmniche.

So, the piece is cooked unpolished, - having given the wine, nareshty, and delivered the tarilka, - but all the same, they are not the ones who call themselves a pate-suzerain. Well, I’m so and check.

Here the Duke was in annoyance with a frowning cholo and a handful of hearts in the face of the sorrow.

Ah, you, dog-cook! - viguknuv vin. - Yak ti bored so embarrass his sovereign? You have merit, so I told you to cut your great head in punishment for the filthy cookery.

For God's sake, sir, do not abhor: I have prepared a lot for all the rules of the art; here є everything is necessary, - having said the dwarf, trembling out of fear.

Breshesh, a nonsense! - locking the duke, shoving him with his foot. - My guest did not say bi-marno, what a marriage there is. I will tell you to cut it yourself and bake it in pate.

Take a look! - wiggling a dwarf. - Tell me, who doesn’t vistachaє in the whole pate, and will give you a taste of it. Don't let me die through some kind of grain of boros, or a piece of meat.

There is little help, my dear Nis, - when you hear the guest with a laugh. “I’m vchora with a lot of enthusiasm, I don’t cook up a paste, yak my cook.” Know, in a new marriage, one herb, which here, in your land, I don’t know and how it’s called “chhav-grass”. Without it, the pate will NOT be a pate-suzerain, and your sovereign will not succumb to this in such a view, in which wine will be served to me.

With these words, the Duke will be fierce.

And yet we will be yogo! - shrieking vіn s blinky ochima. - I swear by my ducal crown, for tomorrow I will welcome you with such a paste, like you bazhat, or the head of a dwarf will be on the gates of the palace. Get out of me, dog! I give you twenty chotiri years of term.

On the other hand, I see the dwarf know how to eat at his room, and having become a penny for his share, since, until now, he hasn’t felt about any grass.

Well, as far as the right is only for cim, - said Mimi, - then I can help your grief, so my dad has brought me to understand all the herbs. But maybe, in the last hour, you will not be uniqueness of death, hello, for happiness, now I am young, and the grass blooms itself on the cob. Ale tell me, why is there near the old chestnut tree?

Oh so! - Vіdpovіdav Ніс with a light heart. - Near the lake, in two hundred crocs from the palace, there are many trees. Why don't you want chestnuts?

The one that the grass blooms just like the old chestnuts! - said Mimi. - However, there is not much. Pidemo shukati those that are needed. Take me in your hands, if you see me from the palace, lower me to the ground - I will help you in jokes.

The dwarf gnawed like that, yak said the guska, and went back to the palace, and here it was, stretching the rushnitsa to the next, and saying:

My good Nis, your words are disgusting: you don’t get out of the palace, I’m suvoro fenced off with you.

Can't I go into the garden? - locking the dwarf. - Dear mercy, send one of your comrades to see the palace and feed it from another, who can I go to the garden, to pick the herbs I need.

Vartoviy pots_kavivsya, and did the bulo otrimano. The garden is filled with water with high walls, so there is not a lot of mobility. If the dwarf Ніс came down from the thick under the open sky, carefully lowering it to the ground, and it quickly flew to the lake, chestnuts grew. I myself am with an important heart of the pishov behind her: at the same time tse bula yogo rest, yogo one hopes! If Mimi does not know the grass, then it is firmly resigned to rush into the lake, not to be beheaded. Mimi whispered marno. Vona went around all the chestnuts, turned the naimenchu ​​grass with a dziob - everything was unsuccessful. Because of pity and fear, she cried, but she was getting tired of it and it became more and more important to grow up in the dark.

Raptom glancing dwarf rushed to the іnsh shore of the lake, and wіn viguknuv:

Sigling, he is there, beyond the lake, growing one great old tree. Piedemo poshukaymo: mozhlivo, there is more and more happiness!

Guska was angry and flew ahead, and the dwarf followed her, as only allowed his little girls. The chestnut tree threw a lot of money, and it was so dark all around that it couldn’t be more than anything else. Ale raptom guska zupinilasya, out of joy, splashed with krills, then hastily lowered her head into the temple grass, as it burst into the dwarf dwarf.

The axis is your grass! Here її grows so rich, so you will not be in a short time.

The dwarf thoughtfully marveled at the grass: there is a special aroma, like a mimic, guessing the scene of his re-creation. The stalk and the leaves of the dewline boule are greenish-blakytni, and in the middle of them there is a loose-flowered card with a zhovtoy oblyamivka.

Well, nareshti then! - viguknuv vin. - For happiness! Know, azhe, on my thought, the grass itself, the yak re-made me into a zhyugid dwarf. Why don't you try to take my fair viglyad at once?

Shave shte, - said the guska, - dial the food for grass, and then go to the room. There you will take away your pennies and everything you have taken, and then you will try the power of the grass.

So the stench was chilling. The heart of the dwarf was beating strongly towards the ochіkuvannya. Having taken away fifty sixty sixty wines, as they took their clothes to a small university, win said:

Nareshti, I will awaken the tsyy tyagar! І gliboko shoved nіs into the grass, wine becoming inhale її aroma.

As it is, the dummies began to grind and stretch in yogo tilі; vіn vіdchuv, yak vіn vіtyagutsya, like his head hangs over his shoulders; win with a sidelong glance at his own nis and respecting that that age is getting less and less; the back and chest became virivnyuvatisya, the legs became all pomp.

Mimi marveled at him.

Oh, what a great, what a garni! - Viguknula won. - Now, in order not to be deprived of anything, I would tell you about your great indulgence.

Zradiliy Yakiv, unaffected by his joy, nevertheless not forgetting, as a lot of grapes for his crooks Mimi. True, the heart of the tax went straight to the fathers, ale the win, strangling the price of money and saying:

Who, yak not you, do I need to grow my teeth? Do not be for you, I do not know bi tsієї grass and navіki mav bi become a dwarf, and then I call to bend over the hands of a kata. Ale, I will try to see you. I will take you to your daddy, - you can, win, such an admiration in chaklunstv, zoom and let you out of evil charms.

Mimi was filled with tears of joy and accepted his proposition. Jacob in the distance, happily vibrate with her from the palace, for whom the stench violated on the road right sea ​​birch, Batkivshchyna Mimi.

It’s impossible to describe how the stinks were making their way up, like Wetterbock, knowing the spell of his daughters and seeing Yakov with rich gifts, like Yak, turning in his native place and like a young father in the face of a beautiful winter

Dodamo deprived of one thing, when it was sent to the duke's palace, there was terrible metushnya there.

If the next day the duke, having not cut off the pate, wanting to viconate his oath and punishing the dwarf's head, could not see it anywhere else.

The prince, however, was the duke, who himself gave him the opportunity to conceal in tekti, so that he didn’t squander his short-handed cook, і having finished his work in that, if he had ruined his word.

Through the chain of the sovereigns of the sovereigns of the trivial vіyna, as the historians call it "Trav'yaniy vіyni". The offended sides were given a few battles, ale in the end of the day the world was laid, which I will call "pâté", so that in honor of the reconciled prince, the cook of the prince has brought to the table a pâté-suzerain, like the duke and give due honor.

Wilhelm Hauf


Dwarf Ніс

Artist Eleonora Levandivska

Pan! It’s wrong, whoever thinks, not just for the hours of Garun al-Rashid, the ruler of Baghdad, there were fairies and sorcerers, and nibi in quiet talk about the vitality of spirits and the sovereigns of the soils. Even in our days there are fairies, and not so long ago I myself became the witness of one story, in which spirits clearly took part, about which I and I will tell you.


In one great place of the lovable world of life, Nimechchin, the Swiss Fridrikh lives with his squad Hanna. All the day long, we will see patches for slippers and shoes. Win and new cherevsya brawled to sew, if he did it, he brought a couple of kupuvati shkir. To stock up the goods in advance is not a mistake - not a penny.

And Hannah sold fruits and vegetables to the market from her small town. Vona bula zhinka ohayna, she was able to beautifully distribute the goods, and she had a lot of buyers.

In Hanny and Fridrikh, buv sin Jacob is a stringy, garnishing lad, to reach the highest for his twelve rockies. It’s very good to have a mother in the market. If a cook, or a cook, was bathing at Hanny's all at once a lot of vegetables, Jacob helped him to bring the purchase to the house and quickly turn back with empty hands.

The customers of Hanni loved the little boy, and they gave him something: a note, a little or a coin.

Once Hannah, as a head, traded in the bazaars. Before her stood a spout of cats with cabbage, cartoons, roots and all kinds of greenery. There were early pears, apples, apricots in the little cat.

Jakob sidiv belya materi and shouted in a voice:

Come, come, cooks, cooks! ... The axis is good cabbage, greens, pears, apples! Who needs it? Mati is cheap to give!

I rapt before them, yakas awkwardly tied up with little red eyes, we were hospitable, wrinkled as the head of the head and with an iron nose, which went down to the very beginning. The old one spiraled towards the police, and it was marvelously booming, so you can go: there is a kulgala, a bungalow, and it was overhanging, as if there were wheels on its feet. When it was building, there is an axis-axis in the fall and will stick its nose into the ground.

Hannah marveled at the old tsіkavіstu. The axis is already almost sixteen rockets, like trading in the bazaars, and such a wonderful old business has never been backed. It became a little bit of a motor drive, since the old cats were old.

Tse vi Hannah, a vegetable vendor? - energized the old in a creaky voice, shaking her head all hour.

So, - the squad of the Shevtsa was announced. - Do you want to buy something?

Poachy, bumpy, - muttered sob nis old.

The greens are awesome, the currants are awesome. Chi є you have those that I need ...

Vona nahilasya and began to nishporit with her big brown fingers into a cat with bunches of green, as Hannah laid out so beautifully and neatly. At the same time, a bunch, going to the nose and sniffing from the whiskers, and behind it - another, third.

Hanny's heart was opening up - it was so important to be amazed at how old it was to turn green. Alevona could not say any words - the buyer had the right to inspect the goods. Besides, she was more and more afraid of the old people.

Change all the greens, the old one stopped and muttered:

Rotten goods! ... The greens are filthy! ... Nothing is necessary for me. Fifty rocks in that bulo kudi is more beautiful! ... Lost goods! Rotten goods!

These words dispelled little Jacob.

Hey tee, bezsovіsna old! - shouting vin. - smell all the greens with your big nose, crush the cornets with coarse fingers, so now it is impossible to buy it, and it’s still a mess! We have a duke cook himself!

Old Skos looked at the boy and said in a hoarse voice:

Do not be like my nis, my nis, my beautiful dovgy nis? And you will have the same, until the very beginning.

Vona was fed up to the first cat - with cabbage, she wiped out a few miracles, big swings, and crushed them so much, how the stench gagged miserably. Then Vona Abiyak was leaving the swing back to the cat and again prompted:

Rotten goods! The cabbage is rotten!

Don't shake your head so disgustingly! - shouted Jacob. - Your shia is not like a rocking - just look, break off, and your head falls into our cat. What to buy from us?

So you think I have a thin shiya? - said the old woman, all the same laugh. - Well, you will call without shia. Your head will be washed right from your shoulders - at least, not to be called from the body.

Do not show the lad such fools! - said Hannah nareshty, not getting angry. - If you want to buy something, so bathe soon. You will be able to light up all the buyers.

Stara glanced angrily at Hannah.

Good, good, - muttered won. - Come on by yours. I want you to have a lot of cabbage rosters. Ale only I have a policeman in my hands, and I can't carry anything myself. Let your tweet bring my purchase home. I am kindly guilty for the price.

Jacob didn’t want to go any longer, and he started crying - because he was afraid of a terrible woman. Ale mati severely punished youmu to hear - їy zmushuvati is terribly old, weak woman to bear such tyagar. Vitirayuchi slyozi, Jacob poklav cabbage in a cat and pishov next to the old.

Vona wandered not even sooner, and passed as much as a year, while the stench went to such a distant street on the outskirts of the place, and stood in front of a little buddhist.

The old woman fiddled with a rusty, rusty slider, spontaneously shoved it into the gap in the door, and rapped the door with a noise. Jacob uvіyshov і died at the start of the day: steles and walls in the booth of boule marmurov, crystal, stiles and tables - made of black wood, adorned with gold and expensive stones, and after the end of the glory

The old woman blew a small middle whistle to her lips, and it seemed to hang down in a special, rosy manner, so that the whistle went all over the house. At the same time, along the gatherings, guinea pigs quickly flowed down - inviting guinea pigs, who walked on two legs. To replace the chereviks from them, they have a boolean of a bitter shkarlupka, and the clothes of a pig, a bully is called like people - the droplets did not bother to buy.

Kudi vi podili my shoes, nigdnitsi! - shouted old and so gave the pigs a mace, how the stench of heather sank. - Why do I still want to stand here? ...

» » » Dwarf Ніс. Cossack Wilhelm Hauf

In one great place of the lovable world of life, Nimechchin, the Swiss Fridrikh lives with his squad Hanna. All the day long, we will see patches for slippers and shoes. Win and new cherevsya brawled to sew, if he did it, he brought a couple of kupuvati shkir. It wasn’t a penny to stock up on goods early. Hannah sold fruits and vegetables to the market from her small town. Vona bula zhinka ohayna, she was able to beautifully distribute the goods, and she had a lot of buyers.
In Hanny and Fridrikh, buv sin Jacob is a stringy, garnishing lad, to reach the highest for his twelve rockies. It’s very good to have a mother in the market. If a cook, or a cook, was bathing at Hanny's all at once a lot of vegetables, Jacob helped him to bring the purchase to the house and quickly turn back with empty hands.
The customers of Hanni loved the little boy, and they gave him something: a note, a little or a coin.
Once Hannah, as a head, traded in the bazaars. Before her stood a spout of cats with cabbage, cartoons, roots and all kinds of greenery. There were early pears, apples, apricots in the little cat.
Jakob sidiv belya materi and shouted in a voice:
- Go, go, cooks, cooks! .. The axis is good cabbage, greens, pears, apples! Who needs it? Mati is cheap to give!
I rapt before them, yakas awkwardly tied up with little red eyes, we were hospitable, wrinkled as the head of the head and with an iron nose, which went down to the very beginning. The old one spiraled towards the police, and it was marvelously booming, so you can go: there is a kulgala, a bungalow, and it was overhanging, as if there were wheels on its feet. As it was building, there is an axis-axis going down and ticking with your nose into the ground.
Hannah marveled at the old tsіkavіstu. The axis is already almost sixteen rockets, like trading in the bazaars, and such a wonderful old business has never been backed. It became a little bit of a motor drive, since the old cats were old.
- Tse vi Hannah, a vegetable vendor? - energized the old in a creaky voice, shaking her head all hour.
- So, - said the squad of the Shevtsa. - Do you want to buy something?
- Pobachimo, pobachimo, - muttered sobіd nіs old. - The greens are awesome, the corins are awesome. Chi є you have those that I need
Vona nahilasya and began to nishporit with her big brown fingers into a cat with bunches of green, as Hannah laid out so beautifully and neatly. At the same time, a bunch, going to the nose and sniffing from the whiskers, and behind it - another, third.
Hanny's heart was opening up - it was so important to be amazed at how old it was to turn green. Alevona could not say any words - the buyer had the right to inspect the goods. Besides, she was more and more afraid of the old people.
Change all the greens, the old one stopped and muttered:
- Lost goods! .. The greens are filthy! .. There is nothing that is necessary for me. Fifty rocks in that bulo kudi is more beautiful! .. Lost goods! Rotten goods!
These words dispelled little Jacob.
- Hey, you are so old! - shouting vin. - smell all the greens with your big nose, crush the cornets with coarse fingers, so now it is impossible to buy it, and it’s still a mess! We have a duke cook himself!
Old Skos looked at the boy and said in a hoarse voice:
- Do not be like my nis, my nis, my beautiful dovgy nis? And you will have the same, until the very beginning.
Vona was fed up to the first cat - with cabbage, she wiped out a few miracles, big swings, and crushed them so much, how the stench gagged miserably. Then Vona Abiyak was leaving the swing back to the cat and again prompted:
- Lost goods! The cabbage is rotten!
- Don't shake your head so disgustingly! - shouted Jacob. - Your shia is not like a rocking - just look, break off, and your head falls into our cat. What to buy from us?
- So you think I have a thin shiya? - said the old woman, all the same laugh. - Well, you will call without shia. Your head will be washed right from your shoulders - at least, not to be called from the body.
- Do not show the lad such fools! - said Hannah nareshty, not getting angry. - If you want to buy something, so bathe soon. You will be able to light up all the buyers.
Stara glanced angrily at Hannah.
- Good, good, - muttered won. - Come on by yours. I want you to have a lot of cabbage rosters. Ale only I have a policeman in my hands, and I can't carry anything myself. Let your tweet bring my purchase home. I am kindly guilty for the price.
Jacob didn’t want to go any longer, and he started crying - because he was afraid of a terrible woman. Ale mati severely punished youmu to hear - їy zmushuvati is terribly old, weak woman to bear such tyagar. Vitirayuchi slyozi, Jacob poklav cabbage in a cat and pishov next to the old.
Vona wandered not even sooner, and passed as much as a year, while the stench went to such a distant street on the outskirts of the place, and stood in front of a little buddhist.

Kazka is nonsense, that in n_y natyak, good good lesson.
Oleksandr Sergiyovich Pushkin

Coat of arms


As a matter of fact, I will preserve good luck, wealth, prosperity, glory, indiscriminate success at home, in robots, in spits and in good things.
Spіv while preparing їzhі nadaє countries divovizny gusto.

Dwarf Ніс
Cossack of the Nimetsky Cossacker Wilhelm Hauf

In one great place of the lovable world of life, Nimechchin, the Swiss Fridrikh lives with his squad Hanna. All the day long, we will see patches for slippers and shoes. Win and new cherevsya brawled to sew, if he did it, he brought a couple of kupuvati shkir. To stock up the goods in advance is not a mistake - not a penny.

And Hannah sold fruits and vegetables to the market from her small town. Vona bula zhinka ohayna, she was able to beautifully distribute the goods, and she had a lot of buyers.

In Hanny and Fridrikh, buv sin Jacob is a stringy, garnishing lad, to reach the highest for his twelve rockies. It’s very good to have a mother in the market. If a cook, or a cook, was bathing at Hanny's all at once a lot of vegetables, Jacob helped him to bring the purchase to the house and quickly turn back with empty hands.

The customers of Hanni loved the little boy, and they gave him something: a note, a little or a coin.

Once Hannah, as a head, traded in the bazaars. Before her stood a spout of cats with cabbage, cartoons, roots and all kinds of greenery. There were early pears, apples, apricots in the little cat.

Jakob sidiv belya materi and shouted in a voice:

Come, come, cooks, cooks! .. The axis is good cabbage, greens, pears, apples! Who needs it? Mati is cheap to give!

I rapt before them, yakas awkwardly tied up with little red eyes, we were hospitable, wrinkled as the head of the head and with an iron nose, which went down to the very beginning. The old one spiraled towards the police, and it was marvelously booming, so you can go: there is a kulgala, a bungalow, and it was overhanging, as if there were wheels on its feet. As it was building, there is an axis-axis going down and ticking with your nose into the ground.

Hannah marveled at the old tsіkavіstu. The axis is already almost sixteen rockets, like trading in the bazaars, and such a wonderful old business has never been backed. It became a little bit of a motor drive, since the old cats were old.

- Tse vi Hannah, a vegetable vendor? - energized the old in a creaky voice, shaking her head all hour.

So, - the squad of the Shevtsa was announced. - Do you want to buy something?

Poachy, bumpy, - muttered sob nis old. - The greens are awesome, the corins are awesome. Chi є you have those that I need

Vona nahilasya and began to nishporit with her big brown fingers into a cat with bunches of green, as Hannah laid out so beautifully and neatly. At the same time, a bunch, going to the nose and sniffing from the whiskers, and behind it - another, third.

Hanny's heart was opening up - it was so important to be amazed at how old it was to turn green. Alevona could not say any words - the buyer had the right to inspect the goods. Besides, she was more and more afraid of the old people.

Change all the greens, the old one stopped and muttered:
- Lost goods! .. The greens are filthy! .. There is nothing that is necessary for me. Fifty rocks in that bulo kudi is more beautiful! .. Lost goods! Rotten goods!

These words dispelled little Jacob.

Hey tee, bezsovіsna old! - shouting vin. - smell all the greens with your big nose, crush the cornets with coarse fingers, so now it is impossible to buy it, and it’s still a mess! We have a duke cook himself!

Old Skos looked at the boy and said in a hoarse voice:

Do not be like my nis, my nis, my beautiful dovgy nis? And you will have the same, until the very beginning.

Vona was fed up to the first cat - with cabbage, she wiped out a few miracles, big swings, and crushed them so much, how the stench gagged miserably. Then Vona Abiyak was leaving the swing back to the cat and again prompted:

Rotten goods! The cabbage is rotten!

Don't shake your head so disgustingly! - shouted Jacob. - Your shia is not like a rocking - just look, break off, and your head falls into our cat. What to buy from us?

So you think I have a thin shiya? - said the old woman, all the same laugh. - Well, you will call without shia. Your head will be washed right from your shoulders - at least, not to be called from the body.

Do not show the lad such fools! - said Hannah nareshty, not getting angry. - If you want to buy something, so bathe soon. You will be able to light up all the buyers.

Stara glanced angrily at Hannah.

Good, good, - muttered won. - Come on by yours. I want you to have a lot of cabbage rosters. Ale only I have a policeman in my hands, and I can't carry anything myself. Let your tweet bring my purchase home. I am kindly guilty for the price.

Jacob didn’t want to go any longer, and he started crying - because he was afraid of a terrible woman. Ale mati severely punished youmu to hear - їy zmushuvati is terribly old, weak woman to bear such tyagar. Vitirayuchi slyozi, Jacob poklav cabbage in a cat and pishov next to the old.

Vona wandered not even sooner, and passed as much as a year, while the stench went to such a distant street on the outskirts of the place, and stood in front of a little buddhist.

The old woman fiddled with a rusty, rusty slider, spontaneously shoved it into the gap in the door, and rapped the door with a noise. Jacob uvіyshov і died at the start of the day: steles and walls in the booth of boule marmurov, crystal, stiles and tables - made of black wood, adorned with gold and expensive stones, and after the end of the glory

The old woman blew a small middle whistle to her lips, and it seemed to hang down in a special way, rosy, so that the whistle went all over the house. At the same time, along the gatherings, guinea pigs quickly flowed down - inviting guinea pigs, who walked on two legs. To replace the chereviks from them, they have a boolean of a bitter shkarlupka, and the clothes of a pig, a bully is called like people - the droplets did not bother to buy.

Kudi vi podili my shoes, nigdnitsi! - shouted old and so gave the pigs a mace, how the stench of heather sank. - Why do I still want to stand here? ..

The pigs ran up the hill in a big way at the gatherings, brought two pieces of coconut to the old ones, and spontaneously put the old ones on their feet.

Old immediately stopped kulgati. Vona saw her club in bik і quickly and quickly poured over sklyanіy pіdlozі, pulling after her little Jacob. Youmu had a great idea of ​​getting up after her, before she collapsed so quickly in her coconut shells.

Nareshty is old zupinilas in the room, de bulo a lot of all kinds of dishes. Tse, mabut, there was a kitchen, I wanted pidlogi in these boules with kilims, and on the sofas there were embroidered pillows, like in a palace.

Siday, sinku, - the old said affectionately and sat Jacob on the sofa, pushing up to the sofa, so Jacob didn’t have a go at eating from his mission. - Vidpochin garnenko - ty, melodiously, vtomivsya. Even human heads are not an easy note.

Scho vi razmovlyate! - shouted Jacob. - I’ve gotten into it and I’ve got it right, but I’m not with my head, but swinging cabbage. We bought it from my mother.

Chats don't speak well, '' said the old woman and began to laugh.

I, having opened the cat, won a knight for her hair on a human head.

Jacob Ledve did not fall, so angry. Win at once thinking about his mother. Even if you know something about the heads, report it on it, and it will be disgusting.

It is necessary for you to build up more for those who hear such rumors, - the prodovzhuvala is old. - Suffer three things: I’m making such a soup, you’ll be zgaduvati until death.

Vaughn again hung in her whistle, and guinea pigs rushed into the kitchen, people dressed like aprons: with aprons, with opoloniks and kitchen knives in their belt. Behind them came the little ones - a lot of little ones, maybe on two legs; the stench of boules in wide trousers and green oxamite hats. Tse, it seems, are cooked. The stinks were shyly-shyly fumbling along the walls and they brought bowls to the plate and frying pans, eggs, butter, corn, and boring.

And the slabs were spinning, rolling back and forth on their coconut scales, she herself is old - apparently, she even wanted to be better for Jacob. The fire on the stove ignited more and more strongly, on the frying pans there was a thorn and dimilos, on the room there was spreading an accepting, moist smell.

The old woman rushed about now and then, now and then, and once at the same time she shoved her svіy dovgy nіs into the housekeeper with the soup, you wondered if you weren’t ready to drink.

Nareshty in the housekeeper began to gurgle and gurgle, steam poured down, and thick pine poured onto the fire.

Todi was old enough to know the housekeeper on the stove, put the soup into the middle bowl and put the bowl in front of Jacob.

Oh, sinku, - said Vaughn. - You will have a good soup and you will be just as beautiful as I am. I will become a good cook - you need to be a nobleman as a craft.

Jacob is no less kind of rosy, he’s old, but he’s not heard of it, he’s more busy with soup. Mati often cooked for all sorts of delicious speeches, ale and short soup that was never brought to kushtuvati. Every now and then it smelled so good of green and roots, and it smelled like liquor, and sour, and before that it was even more delicious.

If Jacob had finished the soup, the pigs burnt on a small brazier like a chicken with a perceptible smell, and all over the room they poured a brownish dim into the room. Having become everything thick and thick, everything is thick and thicker than the boy, so that Jacob got stuck in his head.

Daremno saying win sob, it’s time to turn around to mother, marno namagavsya get up on your feet. Varto bulo yomu pidvestiya, yak once again falling on the sofa - before that raptom wanted to sleep. Not gone five khvili, as vin and just asleep on the couch, in the kitchen of the indulgent woman.

I gave Jacob a wonderful dream. Youmu dreamed that she was old and old about her clothes, and she burned him in a white skin. Winning stribati and skating, yak bilka, and making friends with little pigs and pigs. All the stinks are even better.

I became Jacob, like a stench, to serve the old. Sphatku youmu drove the bootie with a cleaner blown up. The guilty blame was for the oil of the coconut shkarupi, which she wore old on her feet, and so rubbing it with ganchirochkoy, the stench shone. Jacob was often asked to clean his shoes and slippers, so the right hand went well with the new guy.

Approximately through the river, they transferred to іnshu, more important posad. At the same time, with a few crumbs of wine, he caught the sawnets from the sleepy barn and sifted through them a sieve, and then baked for old bread. She didn’t have a good tooth in her mouth, and that’s why she brought the rolls from the sleepy peels, which, as everyone knows, wasn’t enough in the world.

Also, through the river Jacob, the supply of old water for pitta was added. Do you think that she has a well of virginity in the courtyard of a well or that there is a hole in it to take it into the water of the plank? I just never took it in my mouth. Jacob with little bits picking dew in chicks in chicks, and old and old and drank. And she drank a little too much, so the robots at the vessels were up to their throats.

Progress shche rik, i Yakob pereyshov serve in the room - clean the pidlogs. The sequence was not as easy as a simple right: the pidlogs are a bit too much - you die on them, and you can see it. Jacob, having cleaned them with brushes and rubbed with a cloth, wrap the yak on his feet.

At the beginning of the game, Jacob became a leader in the kitchen. The robot's head was scratched, until it was allowed to pick it up, when it was ready for vip testing. Jacob will go all the way, from the cook to the elder tistechka of the mayter, and become such an admirable and right cook, so that he can help himself to wonder.

Why is it that only wine doesn’t come to cook! The most wise stravi - just two hundred varieties, soup with dried herbs and root, like є on the light, - all the wine is delicious and tasty.

This is how Jacob lived with a woman of rock_v sіm. The first axis once pulled on its feet its bitter shkarlupki, took the police and the cat, go to the place, and ordered Jacob to pluck the trigger, fill it with green stuff and garnish it.

Jacob immediately took up the robot. Winning the bird's head, scalding the whole sprinkle, sparingly scrubbing it from the sprinkle, scooping up the scrub, so it became nizhnaya and blisky, and wiping out the gut. Then you know the grass and stuff the trigger with them.

Win pishov to komori, every woman got all the greens, and soon found the ones that were needed. I raptom won a little shafka in the wall of the komori, which did not stop before nicoli. The doors of the shafka bouli are made. Jacob zizirnuv at the new and back - there stand like little cats. I saw one of them, and after spilling out divovizhni grasses, as well as none of them were trampled.

Their stems are greenish, and on the skin stems there is a red-and-red quote with a zhivtom obidkom.

Jakob passed one note to the nose and felt the smell of a raptom - the same as at the soup, as old as he was, if he was so old. The smell of boom is so strong that Jacob voices chhnuv the spout developing and prokinuvsya.

Winnie was looking around and looking around and lying on the same sofa, in the kitchen at the granny's.

“Well, the dream is tse boo! Straight into reality! - thinking Jacob. - Oh, well mother laugh, if I’m all the same! And to have some fun with me from her for those who fell asleep in a strange hut, in order to turn to her to the bazaar! "

Win shvidko from the sofa and even though big to mother, ale saw that everything was just like a tree, and she called a zaklyakla - win the lady immediately turned his head. Once, once, once, having sniffed at the wall, or for the shafu, and once, if he turned quickly, he would hit the door more painfully.

The little ones and the pigs ran around Jacob and squeaked - apparently, he didn’t want to be admitted. Walking out of the old booth, Jacob beckoning them to follow him - you might be able to get away with them, a little stench quickly went back to the room on their shkarlupkas, and the boy felt all the sorrowful squeak nearby.

Babi's buddy, yak I already know, busting far out into the market, and Jacob making his way through the vuzy, zesty provinces, until he reached the market. On the streets there were a lot of people. Here, close by, hummingly, they showed the dwarf, more everyone around Jacob shouted:

Surprise, the axis is an indulgent dwarf! Іtki vіn tіlki uzyavsya? Well, dovgy well at new nis! And the head - right on the shoulders to wash, without shia! And hands, hands! .. To be surprised - to the very p'yat!

Jacob, in the last hour, because of the satisfaction of being surprised by the dwarf, but this year it was not up to that - it was necessary to stay up to his mother.

Nareshty Jacob reaches the market. I was pretty much afraid of the difference from the mother.

Hannah was still sitting at her job, and she had a lot of vegetables in her cat, which meant that Jacob had not slept much longer. Already nearby, having remembered, our mother is tormented. Vona sat the flywheels, hand-holding her cheek, and she was a lot of money.

Jacob standing still, do not bother going to the mother. Nareshti win, having taken the spirit і, sneaking up to her behind, waving his hand on his shoulder і saying:

Mom, what about you? Are you angry at me?

Hannah turned around and, having kicked Jacob, screamed out zhahu.

What do you need from me, terrible dwarf? - cried out. - Go, go get out! I do not tolerate such heat!

- Whoa, matinko? - Jacob said angrily. - Ty, melodiously, is unwell. Why do you gonish me?

I seem to go, go your own way! Hannah shouted angrily. - As a matter of fact, I don't get rid of anything for your heat, you nasty virodok!

“Vona has gone out of rosum! - Thinking Bidny Jacob. - How am I now to introduce the house? "

Mummy, subscribe to me garnenko, - having said vin, not crying a little. - I’m twiy sin Yakob!

Hi, it’s already borrowed! - shouted Hannah, beastly to their sisters. - Marvel at a whole stingy dwarf! Win all the buyers and laugh over my grief! It’s like - I’m yoursin, yours Jacob, such a non-man!

The tradesmen, Hanni's girls, all at once scrambled to their feet and began to bark at Jacob:

Yak ty smiєsh zatuvati over її grief! Sina stole seven rock times that. And yaky lad buv - just a picture! Get in at a time, otherwise my eyes are vidryapati!

Bidny Jacob did not know what to think. And even this season's warriors came with the mother to the bazaar and added to the growth of vegetables, then went to the old cabbage, went to her, to eat her soup, to sleep, and the axis has now turned. And the traders talk about yakis sem rockiv. The first, Jacob, is called a disgusting dwarf. Well, have they also become?

With tears in the eyes of Jacob shoots out of the market. Since the mother does not want to viznavati, win until the daddy.

“Let us be surprised,” thinking Jacob. - Neither father or father may be married to me? I will become a beaver of doors and I will speak to him. "

Winning to the shop shevtsya, yaky, yak, sitting there and pratsyuvav, becoming the doorway and looking to the edge. Фрідріх був so busy with the robot, not having spoken of Jacob. Ale raptom vipadkovo raised his head, letting the awl and dragging out of his hands and shouting:

So tse take? What do you mean?

Good evening, gentlemen, - having said Jacob and went to the kramnitsa. - Yak, how are you?

It's disgusting, pan, my, it's disgusting! - I didn’t recognize Jacob.

The robot calls not to go well. I’m already rich in rock, and I’m the only one to find a pidmaestry, not a penny.

And hіba you dumb sina, how can I help you? - having powered Jacob.

Buv I had one sin, I was called Jacob, - Vidpov Shvets. - Now it’s been about twenty. Win bi is great for me. Adzhe youmu all twelve rock_v bulo, and such a boom is crazy! І in the handicrafts, he was smart enough, і the blush of writing. Win bi zumiv lure the substitute, not bringing me now to put patches - one new chereviki shiv. Yes, apparently, such is my share!

And what about your syn now? - timidly feeding Jacob.

About those one God knows, - the Sweets have seen an important podikh. - The axis has already passed several rockies, as they took us to the bazaars.

Сім rokіv! - Jakob repeated it in a zhakhom.

So, pane my, seme rokiv. I remember yak at once, the squad arrived at the bazaar, see. shout: it’s even evening, and the child didn’t turn around. That whole day she was whispering, she nourished everything, she didn't bach, - I didn't know. I want to say it will end. Our Jacob - it's true, then it's true - buv a good-looking kid, the squad was written їm and often tried to bring him we will kindly people vegetables anyway. Greetings, say - what if you want me to be good, but I often say to the squads:
“Wonder, Hannah! The great city, there are a lot of angry people in the new one. Yak bi chho did not become with our Jacob! "
So it went! She came to the bazaar that day as a woman, old, indulgent, vibrating, picking up the goods and styles in the last few days, she bought it, but she couldn’t bring it. Hannah, kind souls, і went with her boy. So they didn't bach me anymore.

So, it means that seven rockies have passed since quiet days?

Hinged to this bude. Already we were denigrating about the new one, and they walked around the people, fed about the boy - they knew a lot, they loved everything, blushed, - ale, they didn’t make fun of them, so they didn’t know. The first woman that Hanny has got her kupuvala's vegetables, but not for a while. One old old - ninety already rocky in the world alive - said to Hannah that maybe the evil of the Craterways chaklunka should come to the place once every fifty years to buy supplies.

In this way, we got Batko Jacob out of the way, tapped with a hammer on the chobot, and vityagayuchi did the waxed crack. Now we nareshty Jakob zrozum_v, so it became with him. This means that it’s not the fault of the bachelor, but the truth of these rockies and the service of the evil chaklunka.

The new one was already heartbroken with annoyance. Sem rocky life has stolen old from a new one, but what is it? Hurry up to clean the coconuts and rub the cups of the food and all the juicy poisonous gotuvati!

Dovgo, standing on the porosity of the edge, does not seem to be a word. Nareshty shvets powering yogo:

Maybe bootie, do you have something worthy of me, sir? If you don’t take a pair of shoes, or would you like it, - here is a quick piercing with a smile, - a case for a nose?

And what about my nose? - having said Jacob. - Want me for a new case?

Your will, - said the Swiss, - if I don't have such a zhakhlivy nis, I would dare to say, having put him in a case - a good case with a horny husky. Take a look, I have a single piece of clothing. True, it’s on your mind that there’s a lot of shkіri. Ale yak will be good for you, my friend. Aje vi, mabut, often sniff out the door with your nose.

Jakob ni words are not misleading. Winning his nose - nis buv tovsty i dovgy, four in the door, not less. It can be seen that the old evil turned the yogo into a virodka. The axis of what the mother did not recognize the yogo.

Lord, - do not cry a little, saying vin, - why is it that you have a mirror here? It is necessary for me to wonder in a mirror, it is absolutely necessary.

To tell you the truth, pan, - said the Swedish, - not that kind of call you have, what a mess you write. You do not have much to marvel at in the mirror. Throw a little zvichku - you really can't cheat.

Give, give me a quick mirror! - blessing Jacob. - I'm singing you, I really need it. I really am not proud

Well, you are called! Nemaє I have a mirror! - an angry Swiss. - The squad has one little bulo, I don’t know, do it right. Yaksho you can't wait to be so impatient to marvel at yourself - get navpaki the barber's shop Urban. Have a new mirror, two times more than you. Wonder in new souls. And then - I will promise you good health.

The first Swiss made Jacob lightly out of the shop and made the doors behind him.

Jakob Shvidko crossed the street and went to the barber, who knew better than before.

Good wound, Urban, - having said vin. - I have a lot of fun before you: be affectionate, let me wonder in your mirror.

To develop a caress. He won’t be in the best place! - Urban shouted and voiced himself. - Surprise, have mercy on yourself, see the fair blush - thin, stringy, shia swan, the queen's hands are dumb, and the little nose is brick, - dumb in the light! Vi, zychayno, trosh їm hizuvatisya, well, yes, all one, marvel at yourself. Let’s not say, “I’m out of spitefulness, not allowing you to wonder, and a mirror.

When they came to Urban, they golved and got their hair cut, deafeningly regatted, hearing the heat.

Jacob pidіyshov to the mirror and mimovolі vіdishnuvsya. Slozi was heard in front of him. Neither tse vin, tsey indulgent dwarf! The eyes of a new steel are small, like a pig, a majestic nis hanging below the podboriddya, but our new call was not buzzing. The head sank into the shoulders, and I couldn’t turn it around.

And on the rise, the buv is the same, as it is for the same time, it’s a little call. The Іnshi boys grew up the mountain for the time, and Jacob was wide. The back and the chest of a new boule are wide and wide, and they are similar to a great, stuffed little bear. Thin short little ones were carrying ice. And the hands with the jagged fingers of boules, navpaki, dovgі, yak at a grown-up cholovіk, і hung right up to the ground.

Such a bouv is now Bidolaha Jacob.

“So, - thinking Vin, gliboko zithayuchi, - it's not wonderful, I didn't recognize my blue, mother! It was not such a fault before, if you loved to boast in front of the sisters! "

Youmu guessed, how old went that wound to your mother. Everything, over what is the fault of the old one - the good old, and the indulgent fingers, - having taken away the wine from the old for his glory. And she took the shia from the new one,

Well, do you wonder at yourself a lot, my blush? - having powered Urban with a laugh, go to the mirror and look around Jacob from the head to nig. - Chesne the word, such a funny dwarf and uv sn is not a bit of a mess.
You know, little boy, I want you to proponate one right. My barbers have decent people, albeit not so rich, as before. And all this, my susid, Shaum's barber, having gotten here a great deal, which will lure you to new people. Well, by the way, zagalі, it seems, it’s not so clever, but the axis is so crumbling, yak, - tse іnsha on the right.
Fix it to me for the service, baby. І life, і іzhu, і odyag - you will cut off everything from me, and robots of everything - stand at the doors of the perukarny and protect the people. So, mabut, chill out a mile pin and give a rushnyk. I will sing to you for a song, my insult is lost in vigod: I will have more vidviduvachiv, lower at Shaum on the eve of the summer, and you will give skin for seagull.

Jacob has formed itself in the soul - how can you smell it as a bait in a barber! - ale scho porobish, bringing tolerance to the image. Win spokіyno vіdpovіv, wіth hаνе tаkе іt і can't tackle a robot like that, аnd pishov.

I would like to be happy with Jacob bulo znovechene, the head was good, yak earlier. We are aware of the fact that we will grow up to grow up for many years.

“It’s not like I’m becoming a virodk,” he said, walking along the street. - Cover it up, і dad, і mothers drove me away, like a dog. I'll try to talk to the mother again. Maybe boo, I won’t know. ”

I knew I went back to the market and went to Hannah, asking calmly to hang out, so I wanted to tell you. Win nagadav, yak, she took the old one, pererahuvav everything that became with him in the child, and rozpoviv, for the last few years, having lived with the chaklunka, as she transformed his spouse into a bottle, and went into a dwarf for those who didn’t see it.

Hannah didn’t know what she was thinking. Everything, when the dwarf spoke about freedom, was correct, but I couldn’t believe it.

Tse is uncomfortable! - Viguknula won.

Nareshty Hannah was glad to see the cholovik. Vona took her cats and proponated Jacob to go along with her until she was crazy.

If the stench came, Hannah said to the cholovіkovі:

Tsey dwarf, it’s our sin Jacob. Win me rozpov, wow, this is the time when we stole and enchanted the charmer

Ah, the yak axis! - angrily interrupting її Shvets. - Win tobi, then, all the trick? Check it out, you stupid! I myself have just told you about our Jacob, and vin, bach, right up to you and let you play the fool. So you, kazhesh, were enchanted? Come on, I'll conjure you up at once.

The Swiss grabbed the belt and went up to Jacob, so he saw him, so that with a loud cry, he went to the edge of the corner.

For a whole day, wandering the old dwarf around the place did not eat, but did not drink. Nichto did not poke him, and everyone just laughed at him. I had a night of sleep at church gatherings, right on hard, cold gatherings.

Yak only the sun went down, Jacob got up and knew the blues in the streets.

And here Jakob guessed, well, as long as he was alive and alive with his grandmother, you could see good gotuvati in the distance. I vіn virіshiv vchiniti by the cook to the duke.

And the duke, the ruler of this land, was given a lasunka. Win the most loving good fortune and vipisuv in his own cooks from all the earth's flavors.

Jakob went to the trochs, left the tree, and straightened up to the duke's palace. It knocked in a voice at a new heart, if the winners were up to the palatsovy gates. The doormen were powered up, which they needed, and they sat over him, but Jacob didn’t break down and said, “I want to bachiti the head of the kitchen.” Yogo was led through the courtyards, and all of them, only from the duke's servants, followed him and rang out loudly.

Soon Jacob had a dignified retinue. The grooms were leaving their scrapers, the boys were rushing along the front, but not by the way, they stopped vibrating kilimi.

Everyone crawled around Jacob, and in the courtyard there was such a noise and noise, the dumb gates stepped up to the place. There were screams everywhere:

Dwarf! Dwarf! Bach the wee dwarf?

Nareshti at the doors of the weishov's palatsovy hunches - the sleeps of tovsty cholovik with a majestic batog in rutsi.

Gay wee dogs! What about the noise? - shouting in a thunderous voice, mercilessly hitting his shoulders and backs of grooms and servants with his batogue. - Do you not know vi hiba, why should the Duke sleep?

Pan, - said the gatekeepers, - wonder who we have brought before you! Happy dwarf! Nicholas did not play such a thing, melodiously.

Having pummeled Jacob, grimacing with horror at first glance, and clenching his lips more and less, but not straining, the importance did not allow him to regotti in front of the grooms. Winning the presence of his batogi, taking Jacob by the hand, driving him to the palace and feeding it, which is necessary for you.

Feeling that Jacob wanted to bachiti the head of the kitchen, viguknuv for a moment:

It’s not true, sinku! Tse I need you, palatsovy guessing. Do you want to join the dwarfs before the duke?

Ні, panе, - іdpovіv Jacob. - I am a good cook, and I am a good cook of every kind of food. Introduce me, be weasel, to the head of the kitchen. Maybe bootie, just wait a little longer.

Your will, little boy, - I guess, - you see, you are a bad lad. Be you a dwarf at the court, you don't want to be robbed, eat, drink, have fun and go in a garment dress, but you want to go to the kitchen! Ale mi shche will be surprised. Chee tee up to the right cook, chew gotuvati against the dukes himself, but for the cook it is good.

Having said tse, he guessed to bring Jacob to the head of the kitchen. The dwarf leaned low and said:

Dear sir, why don't you need a right cook?

The head of the kitchen looked around Jacob from his head to nig and voicedly released.

Do you want to be a cook? - viguknuv vin. - Well, you think, are we so low in the kitchen? Even if you don't bother with them, you can find them as soon as possible. Ні, my little friend, the one who gladdened you to join me as a cook, having played a nasty heat with you.

The first head of the kitchen was once again discharged, and after him - the palatsovy guesses and all those, who were in the room. Jacob, however, does not know.

Pan head of the kitchen! - having said vin. - You, melodiously, do not Skoda dati me one or two eggs, trocha boroshnaya, wine and seasonings. To entrust me to prepare for the taste and to give tribute to everything that is necessary for everyone. I will make a drink in front of everyone's eyes, and you will say: "The axis of the fair cook!"

Dovgo, having spoken to the chief of the kitchen, blinked with his little eyes and with a flattering head. Nareshti the chief was late.

Garazd! - having said vin. - Let's try this jartome! Everything goes to the kitchen, and even if you don't mind the palace.

Win took the palace man to look forward to his hand and instructed Jacob to follow him. Dovgo it smelled like great small rooms and large corridors and came to the kitchen. Tse bouv, a large expanse of space, surrounded by a majestic stove for twenty burners, every day and no fire.

In the middle of the kitchen there is a pool with water, in which trimal I live a riba, and along the walls there were marmors and wood shaffks, and expensive dishes. The guard in the kitchen, in ten magnificent lumps, took all the food to store and the flesh.

Cooks, cooks, utensils rushed through the kitchen back and forth, shaking casseroles, frying pans, spoons and knives. When the chief of the kitchen appeared, everyone died at the meeting, and it became quiet in the kitchen; only the fire was poured out after drinking on the stove and the water was earlier than dzyurchala in the pool.

What about having substituted this year's Pan Duke until the first day? - having supplied the head of the kitchen of the head manager with snidanks - an old comrade cook in a high-class kovpak.

Yoho lightness was allowed to substitute Danish soup with red hamburzka dumplings, - the cooks said scrupulously.

Good, - the head of the kitchen prodovzhuvav. - Ti chuv, dwarf, who does the Duke want? How can you do so important? Gamburzky dumplings shouldn't be fabricated. The tse of our cooks.

There’s no one who’s not a lighter, I’m seen as a dwarf (if it’s a big one, youmu was often brought to Gotuvati for old tsі stravi). - For the soup, give me such and such and such and such herbs and spices, lard of wild boar, eggs and roots. And for the dumplings, - in speaking quietly, why don't you feel like it, like the head of the kitchen and the head of the kitchen, - and for the dumplings, I need chotiri varieties of meat, a crate of beer, goat fat, eat grass, yak ...

Word of honor, right! - shouting the chefs. - Yaky tse charivnik vchiv to you kuhovariti? Ty all to the thinnest pererahuvav. And for the first time I myself feel about the grass "the joy of the shlunka". Behind her dumplings, melodiously, are more beautiful to go. Ty is a miracle, not a cook!

Axis nikoli would not have thought of it! - having said the head of the kitchen. - However, it is brutally viprobuvannya. Give you some supplies, dishes and everything you need, and let the Duke prepare some food.

The kukharchuk vikonali his order, if they put everything on the stove that was needed, and the dwarf, who wanted to take up the cooking, appeared, as soon as the ice went to the top of the plate with the tip of his own nose. Bringing the pidsunuti to the plate is the style, the dwarf villiz on the new and the pochav gotuvati. The cooks, the cooks, the dishwashers with a fiery ring kicked the dwarf away and opened their eyes wide to the pod, marveled at how quickly and rightly they could manage.

Having prepared the poison before the war, the dwarf ought to put the offense of the castrils on the fire and do not know it, as long as it is not punished. Then he wondered how much: "One, two, three, chotiri" - i, didrahuvav equal to five hundred, shouting: "Suck!"

The cooks destroyed the casters from the fire, and the dwarf proponed to the head of the kitchen to poke at his kitchen.

The head cook, having ordered to give the gold a spoon, splashed it into the pool and passed it to the head of the kitchen. That urochisto pidyyshov to the plate, having known the croutons from the suppressed casseroles and tasted the soup and dumplings. Having prokovtnuvshis spoonful of soup, win squeezing eyes out of the nasol, a little rasping clacking and saying:

Fine, fine, I swear on my honor! Chi don't you want yi perekonatisya, sir palatsovy guess?

Looking up to the palace with a bow, taking a spoon, having tasted it and didn’t come across a little with satisfaction.

I don’t want to portray you, dear zavidvach sіdankami, - having said to win, - Vi beautiful, to the advice of the cooks, I didn’t give you such a soup and such dumplings.

Kuhar may have tried the offense of the travi, squeezing the dwarf's hand in a mischievous manner and saying:

Malyuk, ti ​​- great meister! Your herb "to the joy of the slunk" will give a soup and dumplings a special relish.

At the end of the hour, a servant of the duke appeared in the kitchen and grabbed a snid for his master. Strava was immediately poured into the middle tare and sent upstairs.

The head of the kitchen, even if he was pleased, took the dwarf to his room and, if he had received the first meal, he had received a call. The stench was a bit thin and began to grow, as the ambassador from the duke arrived after the chief and said that the duke was calling. The head of the kitchen sooner hoped his own way to pay more and went to send him to the door.

The Duke was sitting there, sprawling in his lumpy criss-cross. Everything is clean, everything that was boiled on tarilkas, and the lips were washed with a shovkovy Khustina. Yogo denounced syajalo, i vin maluskoy vid happy.

Hear, - having said vin, having pummeled the head of the kitchen, - I will start your cookery even more favorably, but this season will be especially tasty. Tell me, “I’m a cook, I’m going to send you a dough of ducats to the city.”

Pan, this is a wonderful history, - said the head of the kitchen.

I told the duke, as they brought before the new dwarf, who in no way wanted to be a palace cook. The Duke, having heard the answer, continued to greet. Win the best to poklikat the dwarf and becoming the one to rozpituvati, hto win this.

Bidny Jacob didn’t want to say that he had served with a woman, but he didn’t love brehati. It was only by telling the duke that he now has no father, no mother and only one old gotuvati.

The duke laughed at the wondrous appearance of the dwarf and said to you:

So i boo, get lost with me. I will give you fifty ducats in rіk, one svyatkova cloth and, ponad those, two paris of trousers. Over the course of a couple of ti you will be a skinny day myself, gotuvati me sіdanok, sposter at the team, how to cook obіd, and zagalі run my table. And besides, everything, hto at me є, I give a note. You will be nazivatsya Karlik Nis and will be called the assistant chief of the kitchen.

The dwarf Ніс has pushed the dukes to the ground and poddlya you for mercy. If the Duke had let him in, Jacob turned to the kitchen. Now nareshtі vіn mіg do not worry about their share and do not think about those who will be with him tomorrow.

It was not only the ruler of the country himself, but all the courtiers could not boast of a little cook. In quiet time, the Dwarf Nis settled in the palace, the duke became, it is possible to say, the call of the whole people.

The first one was often gurgling in the kitchens with tartars and flasks, because the kitchen did not befit him, and once he got so angry that he ran a veal leg into the head of the kitchen. The leg rasped the bidolas in the forehead, and I spent three days lying by the ski. All cooks trembled out of fear, if they were cooking poison.

With the appearance of the Dwarf Nose, everything changed. The Duke is now not three times a day, as before, but five times and only praising the mystery of the dwarf. Everything went to you creepy, and became a skin day tovschі. Win often asked the dwarf to his table at once with the head of the kitchen and snorted and pokushtuvaty poison, as they cooked up the stench.

The inhabitants of the place could not have been happy with the miracle of the dwarf.

It was a skin day at the door of the palace kitchen to drink to the helpless people - everyone asked and blessed the head cook, letting him be surprised with one eye, like a dwarf got a taste of it.

And the mischievous bagatians got rid of them from the duke and sent their cooks to the kitchen, and the stench could have been read by the dwarf cooks. Tse gave the dwarf a chimaly dohid - they paid you half a dollar a day for a skin study, - if you gave all the pennies to the cooks, they didn’t get the smell of yoma.

So Jacob lived at the palace for two rocks. Win buv bi, mabut, get your share of satisfaction, as they didn’t think so often about my father and mother, who didn’t recognize him and drove him away. I was just tormented.

The first axis was once set with such a vipadok.

The dwarf Nis is good enough for the purchase. Winning himself went to the market and vibrated for the Duke's table geese, jock, greens and vegetables. It’s like once they’ve been sent to the bazaar for goose, and you don’t know how to finish the fat birds. Win kilka has gone through the bazaar, vibrating gander is more beautiful.

Now I haven’t laughed at the dwarf anymore. All bowed low to you and gave way in a mischievous way. The skin merchant Bula b is happy, having bought a gander from her.

Walking backwards and forwards, Jacob rapt at the end of the bazaar, aside from some of the merchants, one woman, who hadn't been back before. Vona might have sold geese, but she didn’t praise her goods, yak іnshі, but she sat with flywheels, she didn’t seem to say a word.

Jacob went to see the woman and looked around the geese. Stink bully yakraz taki, yak vin hotov. Jacob having bought three birds at once with a string - two geese and one piece, - putting the keyboard on his shoulder and back to the palace. I raptom win, remembering that two birds giggle and play with krills, as they are good geese, and the third - a guska - to sit quietly and nachebto zitkhaє.

“Tse guska ailing,” thought Jacob. “I’ll just come to the palace, but I’ll punish you at once, if you’re not dead.”

I raptom ptah, nemov guessing your thoughts, said:

Do not rіzh less -
I killed you.
I want to change my changes,
Let's die for the last hour.

Jacob Ledve didn’t let the paper in.

Axis of Miracles! - shouting vin. - Wee, come to see, talk, pani guska! Do not be afraid, I won’t hit the bird like that. Ready to fight, you don't want to go to the gandering feasts. Aje buv and I inject myself with a small bite.

Your truth, - said the guska. - I was not born as a bird. Without thinking, Mimi, daughter of the great Wetterbock, skins her life with a kitchen cook's knife on the kitchen table.

Don't worry, Mimi road! - viguknuv Jacob. “If I’m not being honest, I’m the head cook of yogh svitlosti, I would like to touch you with a knife! You will live in a beautiful room in my room, and I will become you and grow with you. And I will say to the cooks, that an annual gander with special herbs for the duke himself. It’s not a minus month, as I’ll come up with a way to let you free.

Mimi with tears in the eyes of the dwarf, and Jakob vikonv all, having found out. Having said in the kitchen, wines will be awake in a special way I don’t know anything, і having put the її tab in my room. Mimi otrimuvala gusa, and it is good, tsukerki and all sorts of caresses, and just like Jacob saw a great chilinka, it’s surely he’d gone to talk to her.

Mimi rozpovila to Jacob, so she transformed it into gusky and brought in the whole place one old chaklunka, for which it was cooked, father, celebrity enchant Wetterbock.

The dwarf can also tell his story, and Mimi said:

I am desperately wisdom in chaklunstvі - my daddy toshivi in ​​my wisdom. I will hope that the old enchanted you with enchanting herb, put yaku in the soup, if you brought cabbage to the dodoma. As soon as you know the grass and smell it, you might as well, I know you will become the same as all people.

Tse, savagely, didn’t even get the dwarf drawn in: how could it be that I knew a lot of grass? Ale, the new one still had a little hope.

After a few days of traveling to the duke, one prince came to visit - his friend and his friend. The Duke immediately called the dwarf to himself and said to you:

Now is the hour to show you how rightly you serve me and who know your art well. Tsey prince, who came home to me as a guest, to love the goodness and intelligence of cooking. Look, gotuy us this kind of poison, the prince of the skin marveled for a day. I don’t think, leave the prince at my place, two times and give one gravy to the table. Todi, you will not have mercy. Take everything from my skarbnik that you know, if you want us to bake gold, if you don’t be embarrassed before the prince.

Do not worry, your lightness, - said Jacob, lowly inclined. - I already zoom in to hit your Gourmet Prince.

I Dwarf Ніс has gotten hotter up to the robot. For a whole day, stand by the burning stove and give me instructions with your thin voice. Natovp cooks and cooks thrashed about the kitchen, catching the skinny word. Jacob is not sparing either himself, or the others, so he can go to his own gentlemen.

The prince has been staying with the duke for two years already. Smells were not less than five times a day, and the Duke of Buv was in captivity. Vin bachiv, dwarf cookery befits a guest. On the fifteenth day, the duke called Jacob to the courtyard, showing him to the prince and energizing, who pleased the prince with a mistress of his cook.

Ti beautifully gotsh, - having said the prince to the dwarf, - і rosumієsh, which means good є. For the whole hour, while I was here, I hadn’t served a hot rave twice, and everything was delicious. Ale tell me, why didn't you welcome us with the "queen's pie"? The most expensive cake on the lights.

The dwarf's heart sank: the wine of a nicholas does not feel about such pyroses. I didn’t give a sign, but I didn’t give any tax, and I didn’t give a sign:

About Pan, I am happy that you will stay with us most of the time, if you want to welcome you with the “queen's pie” goodbye. Aje tse is the king of all pies, as you know well.

Ah, the yak axis! - having said the Duke and Rose. - T and i have never offered the queen's pie. Singingly, you spice on the day of my death, but the last time you pamper me. Ale, come up with a vipadok іnshu strava! And the queen's pie will be on the table tomorrow! Chuєsh?

I hear, sir Duke, - I heard Jacob and pishov, embarrassment and torment.

Axis if it’s the day of yogo ganbi! Do you know how to bake a pie?

Win pishov to his room and become a hot poster. Guska Mimi kicked her teeth and kicked yogo.

Why are you crying, Jacob? - energized the won, і, if Yakob told about the "queen's feast", won said: - Vitry sit down and do not get tired. Tsei pirig was often served at our homes, and I, to be built, remember, what a demand for it. Take a glass of flour and put it in such and such a seasoning - the axis of the pie and ready. And if you can't whistle in new chogos - the bida is small. The duke and the prince cannot remember all one thing. They have not the same rosary gusto.

The dwarf Ніс having seen the joy and at the same time baked the feast. With a little bit of wine he made a small pie and gave it a try to the head of the kitchen. That know-it-all, it turned out to be even more delicious. Todi Jacob spik a great feast and send it to the table right from the oven. And he himself nudged his svyatkova cloth and pishov until he was astonished, as the duke and the prince would be honored with a whole new feast.

As soon as he entered, the butler's yakraz saw a great piece of pie, served it to the prince on the middle spatula, and then the same one to the duke. The Duke tasted half a piece at once, chewed the pirogue, prokovtnuv it and satisfied with a glance, leaning on the back of the stile.

Ah, the yak is delicious! - viguknuv vin. - No wonder they call the pie the king of all the pies. Ale and my dwarf is the king of all cooks. Chi isn't it, prince?

The prince gently tasted the crumbling little thing, chewed it up, roasted it, and said, smiled happily and delivered the tarif:

Nepogane strava! Ale tilki youmu is far from the "queen's pie". I think so!

The Duke of Hearts is annoyed and scowls angrily:

Rotten dwarf! - shouting vin. - Yak you smіv so bend your pan? For such a cookery, you will slid down your head!

Pan! - Yakob shouted, falling on the knees. - I am a match for a pie. The new one has everything that needs to be done.

Ty breshesh, ne_dnik! - the duke shouted and kicked the dwarf with his foot. - My guest does not become biased to speak, but in pyros what is not a whistle. I will punish you yourself, grind and bake in a pie, you freak like that!

Look at me! - the dwarf shouted pitifully, grabbing the prince for poly yogo cloth. - Don't let me die through the bush and meat! Tell me, who isn’t able to win in the whole pyroz?

There is little help for you, my mile Nis, - the prince was seen in smiles. “I’ve already thought that I don’t make a pie like that, like my cook’s oven.” Nyomu does not have a single herb, as you do not know anything. Vona is called "chhav for health." Without a lot of herbs, the "queen's pie" has the wrong gusto, and your panovi will not have the chance to try him in such a way that he will shy away from me.

I’ll try it, and even soon! - shouted the duke. - I swear on my ducal honor, for tomorrow you will beat such a feast on the table, or the head of this negidnik will be washed at the gates of my palace. Pishov get out, dog! I give you the term twenty chotiri godini, so vryatuvati your life.

The old dwarf, crying loudly, went to his room and skipped the lumps on his grief. Now your death is not a minute! Adzhe vin nikoli d not chuv about grass, yak to be called "chhav for health".

As long as everything is on the right, - said Mimi, - then I can help you. My daddy wins me out to learn all the herbs. Whether it was for two that, you, maybe, and rightly would be surrounded by death, ale, for happiness, now a young man, and in a whole hour the grass will bloom. Є Is there an old chestnut palace here?

So! So! - the dwarf shouted radically. - In the garden, close to the stars, the growth of chestnuts is growing. Ale now, you stink?

Tsya grass, - made by Mimi, - grow only with old chestnuts. We will not spend an hour or so for an hour and at a time just shukati. Take me in my hands and take me from the palace.

The dwarf snatched Mimi in his arms, walked with her to the palace gates and when he wanted to go. Ale vortar blocking the road to you.

Ні, my miliy Ніс, - having said vin, - I have been strictly ordered not to let you go to the palace.

Is it possible for me to take a walk in the garden? - by feeding the dwarf. - Be a weasel, send someone to guess and power up, where I can walk around the garden and pick grass.

The watchman sent a guess to power, and allowing him to guess: the garden was also surrounded by a high moor, and it was not a pity.

Vyyshovshi in the garden, the dwarf carefully placing Mimi on the ground, and won, shkutilgayuchi, went to the chestnuts, which grew on the birch of the lake. Jacob, sniffing, followed her.

“I don’t know this grass,” he thought, “I’ll drown in the lake. It’s still more beautiful, it’s not enough to cut your head. ”

Mіmі mіzh tim threw a dermal chestnut, turned over any bilinka in a dziob, ale - maro - herbs "chhav for health" were nowhere to be seen. Guska cried out of grief.

As evening approached, it was getting dark, and it became more and more important than the growing of the stem of the grasses. Vipadkovo dwarf glancing at the іnsh shore of the lake and radіnіly shouting:

Hang on, Mimi, bachish - there is one great old chestnut on that boat! Let it be and poshukamo, maybe it will, because of it the growth of power.

The guska splashed with krills and flew, and the dwarf fled after her on his little girls. Pereyshiv through the mіst, win pіdіyshov to chestnut.

The chestnut was thick and rosy, and nothing could be seen in front of it. I raptom Mimi waved her krills and jumped in joy. Vona shvidko shoved the dziob into the grass, snapped the paper and said, gently laying it down to Jacob:

Axis grass "chhav for health". Here її growth is rich and rich, so you need to clean up.

The dwarf snatched the letter in his hand and wondered thoughtfully at the new one. As a result, there is a strong smelling smell, і I think I’m guessing, as I’m standing by a woman in a comoria, picking grass, and stuffing a hammer with them, і know the same note - with a green stalk and a bright red-colored cannabis

I raptom Jacob all began to rattle out of hvilyuvannya.

You know, Mimi, - shouting win, - tse, give yourself up, that same quit, which has transformed me from a little bit into a dwarf! I'll try, but I'll smell it.

Check out the crumbs, - said Mimi. - Take with you a bunch of grass, and turn to you in the room. Take your pennies and everything, having made a profit, while serving with the duke, and then try the power of the miraculous herb community.

Jacob heard Mimi, I wish his heart was pounding with impatience. Win big came to his room. Having tied a hundred ducats and a couple of pairs of cloth into the university, I shoved my old nis into the apartment and smelled it.

At first, the slopes began to scuffle, the shia twitched, the head immediately moved from the shoulders, but it became less and less robust, and the legs grew more and more, the back and breasts became more virulent, and became the same as all people.

Mimi marveled at Jacob with great wonder.

Yaky garniy! - cried out. - Ty now is not like an indulgent dwarf!

Jacob is douzhe zradiv. You wanted to get big at once and get ready for your father, remembering about your ryativnitsa.

If it weren't for you, my dear Mimi, I would have lost a dwarf for all my life and, maybe, died like a dwarf kata, - having said Vin, stroking the lump on the back and on the krill. - I am guilty of you. I will take you to your dad, and I will conjure you up. Aje vin is wise for all the charms.

Mimi was flooded with tears of joy, and Jacob took it in his arms and squeezed it to his breasts. Vіn uncomfortable vyshov from the palace - zhodna ludin didn’t recognize him - and went from Mimі to the sea, to the island of Gotland, deceased, daddy, charmer Wetterbock.

The stinks went up in price and went up to the island. Wetterbock at once knew the magic of Mimi and gave Jacob a lot of pennies and gifts.

Jacob turned in his own place innocently. Father and mother with the joy of helping you - and even becoming such a garnish and grabbing the style of pennies!

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On the coming day, the duke showed his threat to the viconati and cut the dwarf's head, if he didn’t know this grass, the prince said about it. Ale Yakoba could not see anywhere.

Todi the prince said that the duke had not taken possession of the dwarf, so that he would not have lost his short-handed cook, and he had called him a nonsense. The duke was terribly angry and barefaced to the prince.

The stench was reconciled with the battle of the battles and the battles, and the prince, all the way through the night, led his cooks performances of the fair "Queen's feast".

Tsei svit among them so and called - "tistechka svit".

And Jacob and Mimi lived long and happily.

Axis and the whole story about the dwarfs Nose.



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chervonia- malt pepper, tomato, pomegranate seeds, crane;
burgundy- boiled beet;
horny- sik beetle or cranes;
orange- carrots, carrots sіk, tomato paste;
zhovty- egg gum, liquorice, corn kernels, saffron-grown rice;
greenery- greens, malt peppers, olives, greens, peas, nuts, rubbing through a sieve with cooked spinach, farbuvannya of large products with juice of cooked spinach;
blakitny- grated egg white or rice, fermented with syroa red cabbage juice;
buzkovy- grated egg beetroot, made with the juice of a white beetle;
violet- red cabbage;
bily- egg cake, radish, radish, potato, rice, sour cream, sir;
black- olives, prunes.


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The preparation of a perfect cake is a little awkward, a little less efficient, so before the cob, prepare all the food you need and cool it down in the refrigerator.

1st croc - preparation of the kavunovy base

We will bring a thin ghost knife carefully through the pulp of the kavun in one monolithic block.
The vision of the cylinder is douche of juices. Tom wicked for a serving dish and tidied up in the refrigerator for 20-30 ghilines, and then a glass of free juice.


2nd croc - preparation of the beaten pieces with additional gelatin

It is strongly recommended to add gelatin to the top of the cold drops, so that the ball will become too stiff.
The gelatin is soaked in front of 30-40 quilins in cold water or in kavunovyh juice, then pour water and release the gelatin on a weak water with continuous stirring. Let us calm the difference, yes, oholonuti, or not overtake it.
The classic recipe for preparing the smashed wedges
We will need:
big bowl
electric mixer
1 cup fatty tops (33%)
1 tablespoon zukru
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Before zbivannya garnenko cool tops, a bowl and wine.
Growing up all the ingredients in a large bowl and filling it with high quality drinks, while the cream is not thicker (about 2 chilini).
Prodovzhumo zbivati, leave on the cream, do not miss the set of zhorstki pіki. The building is over.
Itself in tsei moments we introduce cooling (ale not caught!) Rozchin gelatin.
Catching the tops is tidied up in the refrigerator, the schob has got a bit oozing and the trochi has grown thick for the coffin of the gelatin.


3rd croc - preparation of decorating with fruits and berries

Leave the creamy cream in the refrigerator, and the kavunova base is stick, just embellish it with good cold products.
To embellish the cake, you can vikoristovuvat everything, but you value for all sorts of relish:
addiction to
growing grapes
cut raspberries into halves
chernitsyu
narizan pear
narizaniy migdal
etc.
Embellishment should be even thinner, because the stench does not get caught on the vertical surface of the whipped tops cream.

4th croc - cake folding

Slightly caught in the refrigerator with beaten vershoks in the fridge.


Placed on top of a cream of fruit and decorating.
Robimo all tse shvidko! In addition to the warmth and the power of our décor, it is almost impossible to bring down our decor ...
You can embellish it and add it to the top with a bag of beloved frost.