Mikhailo Zoshchenko family. Life of Mikhail Zoshchenko before the hour of the first holy day
Lelya and Minka
Rozpovidі for children
M. Zoshchenko
1. YALINKA
At the end of my life, boys, forty rockies. It means, to go, I'm forty times bachiv new yalinka... Tse bagato!
Well, the first three fateful lives I, melodiously, not rosy, but also a yalinka. Singingly, my mother used to blame me on the pens. I, melodiously, I marveled at my chorny ochenyats without interest at the chilled tree.
And if I, children, have given five rockets, then I am already wonderfully rosy, as well as a yalinka.
I am an impatient checker of a merry saint. I looked into the window of the door and looked at how my mother was decorating the skylight.
And my sister Lele was in that hour of rock. I won Bula viclyuchno Zhvava Divchinka.
Vona said me once:
- Minka, mom went to the kitchen. Let's go to the room, let the yalink stand, and wonder how to be afraid there.
The E axis with sister Lelei went to the room. I bachimo: the yalinka is even more beautiful. And before the yalinka lie the gifts. And on the Yalintsi Riznokolorov Namista, Prapori, Likhtariki, Golden Hills, Lozenges and Krymski Yabluchka.
My sister Lelya is like:
- We will not be amazed by the present. And let's replace that more beautifully with one pastille.
The first axis of the won’t go to the skiff and instantly take one lozenge to hang on the thread.
I seem to:
- Lelya, if you’ve taken a little pastille, then I may be catching it.
I go to the skiff and eat a little apple.
Lelya, it seems:
- Minka, as soon as I taste the apple, I will at once take a lozenge from 'em before I meet everyone else.
And Lelya was douzhe such a visoka, a long-knit little girl. I won could very well.
Vona got up on her own and with her great mouth began to give her friend a lozenge.
And I am wonderfully small in stature. And less than nothing is possible, by the way, except for one apple, as it hung low.
I seem to:
- Yaksho ty, Lelishcha, I gave a lozenge to a friend, then I will bite off a whole apple again.
I know I take the apple with my hands and I know that I can see it.
Lelya, it seems:
- If you suddenly taste the apple, then I will not be more ceremonious and at once with the third pastille until I remember the popping and the mountains.
Todi I did not miss a little. She could have reached out to everything, but I didn’t.
I show:
- And I, Lelishcha, I will put a style to the skiff and I will leave it, just like an apple.
The first axis, I, having become my slender hands, pull the style to the skiff. Ale the style fell on me. I wanted to take the style. Ale vin has fallen again. І directly to the gifts.
Lelya, it seems:
- Minka, ti, give up, smashing the lyalka. So і є. Ty driving a porcelain handle at the lyalka.
Here my mother's crocs were pushed through, and they flowed into my room with Lelei.
Lelya, it seems:
- Axis now, Minka, I can’t guarantee that mom isn’t a virve to you.
I wanted to cry, but at the same moment guests came. Bagato children with fathers.
First, our mother lit all the candles on the yalinets, opened the doors and said:
- All come in.
And all the children went to the room, there was a yalinka.
Our mom seems to be:
- Now do not let the skin child go to me, and I will give the skin one a little bit.
The first axis of children has become ours. I won the skin gift igrashku. Then I knew the apple from the skewer, the lozenge and the tsukerk and also the gift of the child.
And all children will be farther apart. So my mother took that apple in her hands, as I tasted, and said:
- Lelya and Minka, come here. Who have you two tasted apple?
Lelya said:
- Tse Minkin robot.
I pressed Lelia by the pigtail and said:
- Tse me Lelka navchila.
Mom speak:
- I will put Lelia in the box with her nose, and I wanted to give you a wind-up locomotive. And now I will give the boy a present with a running engine, for whom I wanted to give a tasty apple.
I won a locomotive and gave a gift to one chotiriric boy. I that instantly became grati with him.
I got angry at the whole boy and hitting him on the hand with a little game. I was so heartily roaring that my mother took him on her arms and said:
- Z tsikh feast I will not come before you on a visit with my boy.
I said:
- You can go, and the locomotive will be lost.
First, that mother said to me:
- Singingly, your boy will be a rogue.
First, my mother took me on the pens and said to my mother:
“Don’t talk like that about my boy.” It's more beautiful to go with your scrofulous child, and don't come to us anymore.
I that mother said:
- I'm so angry. Be led by you - scho in the drip of sit.
The first one, the third mother, said:
- I can go. My little girl didn’t deserve to be given a lyalka with a broken hand.
My sister Lelya shouted:
- You can be with your scrofulous child. I todi lyalka with a wicked hand will be lost on me.
I todi, sit on my mother's arms, shouting:
- You can do everything, and so we lose all the games.
First, all guests were welcome.
First, our mother was happy, she lost one.
Ale raptom to the room Zayshov is our tato.
Win saying:
- It’s so hard to ruin my children. I don’t want the stench to beat, boil and beat the guests. It will be important for me to live in the world, and to die in the air of the stench.
I tato go to the hoof and put out all the candles. Then saying:
- Kick the spati instantly. And tomorrow I will send all the games to the guests.
The first axis, lads, passed in silent period thirty-five rockies, and I still remember the good yalinka.
And for all the thirty-five rockies I, children, are never more than someone else's apple, and never once hurt the weak one. And now it’s easy to say that I’m so reasonably cheerful and good-natured.
2. galoshes and ICE CREAM
If I am small, I am still in love with frost.
Zychayno, I love him at once. Ale todі tse was especially special - so I love it frosty.
And if, for example, when the freezer was on the street in its own way, I had a chance to fix the jam: before that I wanted to go to those who sold the freezer.
І my sister Lelya could be very fond of cold weather.
And we were milling with her, but the axis, if the virostemo is great, we will be frosty not less than three, and then another one for a day.
Ale at that hour it was very cold and cold. Our mom didn't let us yogo є. Vona was afraid that she would get cold and ill. For the first time, she did not give us a freezing penny for a reason.
The first axis once walked from Lelei in our garden. I Lelya knew a galosh in the bushes. Zvychaynu gum galosh. Moreover, it should be worn and torn. Melodiously, htos threw її, oskіlka won rozіrvalasya.
Lelya's axis knew the galoshes, and for the sake of peace, she nodded on the club. I walk in the garden, swinging my club over my head.
Rapt on the street yde ganchirnikiv. Shouting: "I'm bathing dances, banks, ganchirki!"
Having shaken off, scho Lelya trimau on a galosh, the ganchirnikov said to Lele:
- Gay, little girl, selling galoshes?
Lelya thought:
- So, I'm selling. One hundred rubles kostu tsya galosh.
Ganchirnikiv smiled and even:
- Hi, one hundred rubles - it’s expensive for a galoshes. And if you want the axis, little girl, I will give you two kopecks for her, and I will be part of you as friends.
In the simple words of the ganchirniks, he knocked out the gamanets from the kisheni, gave Lele two kopecks, thrusting our torn galosh into his little bear and pishov.
I cherish the sound, which is not gras, but for good. I zdivuvali even more.
Ganchirnikov has been living for a long time, but we are just wondering at our coin.
Raptom down the street and the freezer and shout:
- Strawberry frost!
We cared for it until it was frosty, bought two bags from one copy, instantly they were sorry, so they sold a galoshe so cheaply.
On the other day, Lelya would like me:
- Minka, this year I have sold ganchirnikiv one more yak galosh.
I am healthy and I show:
- Lelya, did you know the galoshes in the bushes?
Lelya, it seems:
- The bushes are more dumb. Ale at our front stands, melodiously, I think, not less than fifteen galoshes. If we sell one, then we will not see evil.
With many words, Lelya went to the dacha, and she didn’t find a bar in the garden with one good and new kaloshey.
Lelya said:
- If you bought a shingle from us for two kopecks, if you sold it last time, then for a new one you will be able to give a new galosh, melodiously, not less than a ruble. I declare that some of the frost can be bought for a penny.
For a whole year they checked to see a ganchirnik, and if they beat him up, Lelya said to me:
- Minka, sell the galoshes all the time. Ty cholovik, and ty with ganchirnik rozmovlya. And then I know I will give two kopecks. And we don't need enough for you.
I put a galosh on the club and became a mahati club over my head.
Ganchirnikov pidyyshov to the garden and supplied:
- Well, do you know the galoshes are on sale?
I whispered ice sensitively:
- For sale.
Ganchirnikov, looking over his overshoe, said:
- I’m sorry, children, you’ll sell me all for the same Kaloshin. For one galosh, I'll give you a piglet. And if you sold me two galoshes at once, then they took away twenty, or even thirty kopecks. Oskilki two galoshes for the most people need. First of all, the stench comes at a price.
Lelya Meni said:
- Minka, pagony to the dacha and bring another galosh from the front desk.
I won before home and without bargain I am wearing a galoshe even more than great times.
Ganchirnikov putting two galoshes on the grass, and summarily stopping, saying:
- Hi, children, I’ll still be tormenting my trade. One lady's galoshes, іnsha - from the cholovіchoi legs, judge by yourself: are these galoshes for me? I want you for one galoshes to give a little p'yatochok, ale, put two galoshes at once, bachu, well, it won't be, the splinters on the right are piled up as they are folded. Take two kopecks for two galoshes, which are shared by your friends.
Lelya wanted to go home, to bring some more galoshes, all at once she sounded her mother's voice. Our mother called us home, as they wanted to say goodbye to our guests. Ganchirnikov, bachachi our ruin, saying:
- Otzhe, friends, for two galoshes, you could have cut off some copies, or if you replace them, take off three copies, and I read off one copy for those who spend an hour on an empty rozmovu for children.
Ganchirnikov gave Lele three coins per copy and took the galoshes into the little one, pishov.
They immediately beat me to the house and began to say goodbye to my mother’s guests: to my old Olya and uncle Kolya, who were already dressed in the front.
Raptom tita Olya said:
- What a divine! One of my galoshes is here, with a hedgehog, and the other one is dumb.
Mi z cherish zblidli. I did not collapse.
Titka Olya said:
- I wonderfully remember that I came in two galoshes. And here at once only one, but de friend, unavoidable.
Uncle Kolya, who can make a noise in his galoshes, saying:
- Whoa for the instinct in the sieve! I can kindly remember that I come in two galoshes, but my other galoshes are also dumb.
Feeling the words, Lelya squeezed out her fist from the hvilyuvannya, in which she had a penny, and three coins on copies with a ringing fell on the pidlog.
Dad, who can also see off the guests, supplying:
- Lelya, do you have a penny?
Lelya felt like a brehati, ale tato saying:
- Well, you can be shitty bullshit!
Todi Lelya burst into tears. I can cry. I said:
- We sold two galoshes of ganchirniks, buy them cold.
Dad saying:
- Girshe nonsense - tse those who were playing.
Feeling that galoshes were sold out of ganchirniks, the titty Olya lost her life. І Uncle Kolya can be caught і clutching his hand behind his heart. Ale tato їm saying:
- Do not be apologetic, tith Olya and uncle Kolya, I know that we need to screw it in, you don’t get lost without galoshes. I will accept all Lelin and Minkin іgrashki, I will sell іх ganchіrnikіv, and for viruchenі pennies, we will give you new galoshes.
Mi z Lelei roared when they felt the virok. Ale tato saying:
- Not all of them. With a stretch of two rockets, I fence Lele and Minka coldly. And after two rocks, the stench can smell, but every time, if it's freezing, let the stench come off the stench of history.
On the same day, Tato took all our igrashki, nodding to the ganchirnik and selling him everything that was mali. And at the cost of a penny, our dad bought galoshes tіttsі Olі and uncle Kolі.
The first axis, children, has gone through a lot of rocky years. First two rockies I cherish the really good time never frost. And then they became yogo є і every time, if їmo, mimovoli guessed about those who were with us.
And now, children, since I have become the old age and the crumbs of old people, now, since it is frosty, I see in my throat that it’s squeezed and I feel the lack of handiness. At the same time, I think according to my childish zvichtsi: "I have earned a price for licorice, without breaking someone, not blowing someone else?"
Infected even more people are freezing cold, so we have a whole of majestic factories in which we cook a dish.
Thousands of people and visit young people and it is freezing, and I would, children, even if it is cold, all people, if it is freezing, would think about those, but I think, if it’s a licorice.
3. BABUSHKIN GIFT
I have a grandma. I loved me even hotter.
Vona shomisyatsya came to visit us and gave us graces. Until then, she brought with her a basket of two.
Three times a day, she allowed me to vibrate as to befit me.
Granny didn’t love my older sister Lelia. I didn’t allow the їy to vibrate the testechka. Vona herself gave the yak a chance. For the first time, my sister Lelya was schorazu phykala and was more angry with me, not with my grandmother.
One fine summer day, the granny came to our country house.
Vona came to the dacha and walk around the garden. In one hand, she has cats with little ones, in the first - a handbag.
I got to know her and got accustomed to her. And they beat us with a sum, but for the rest of the time, just a little, Granny didn’t bring us anything.
First, my sister Lelya said to the grandmother:
- Granny, didn’t you bring us anything this year?
І my granny was angry with Lelia and so їy іdpovіla:
- I brought it. Ale only will not give an unhappy individual, as it is so easy to feed. A gift of wiggling little boy Minya, who is more beautiful for all on the sights of his own tactful motivation.
With the words of my grandmother, I ordered me to stretch out my hand. I put ten brand new coins, ten kopecks each, on my dolon.
The first axis I stand like a fool, and I wonder at the new coins, as I lie on the valley floor. I Lelya can be amazed at the price of the coin. I don't say anything. Tilki at her very much shine unkind as a vognik.
Granny had mercy on me and went to drink tea.
And so Lelya, with power, struck me down the ruts from bottom to top, so all my coins were struck on the valley and smacked into the grass and into the ditch.
I started crying so loudly that all grown-ups were scared - tato, mother and grandmother. And all the stinks were instantly healed and my coins began to shine.
And if the bullets took all the coins, except one, granny said:
- Bachite, I did the right thing, but Lelka didn't give me a coin! The axis of the yak is a zazdrіsna person. "Yaksho, - I think, - not me, - so I don't!" De, before the speech, tsya dribble at once?
Schob uniknuty trap, Lelya, emerge, climbed a tree and, sitting on a tree, teased me and my grandmother.
Susid boy Pavlik wanted to shoot in Lelya from a slingshot, and to shoot from a tree. Ale granny didn’t allow yom to tse zrobiti, so Lelya could fit in and beat her leg. Granny did not go to the extreme and wanted to return the boy's slingshot.
The first boy was angry with all of us and with the grandmother in that number and saw a shot in her with a slingshot.
Granny gasped and said:
- Yak tse to be like you? Through a lot of fun, I didn’t use the slingshot. Ні, I will not welcome you any more, besides mother of other histories. Bring me to my glorious lad Minya more beautifully. First, I will give you a gift for Lelka.
Dad saying:
- Good. I'm so angry. Ale tilki vi, curse, praise Minko! Zychayno, Lelya did wrong. Ale and Minka may not be the lads on the lights. The handsome boy on the light, who gave his sister a coin of coins, bachachi, she has no one. I cim vin didn’t bring his sister to spite and spite.
Sit on your tree, Lelka said:
- And the most beautiful granny in the lights is that, as all the children will be given a gift, and not only Minko, who, due to his foolishness, or cunning to move and disallow gifts and tistechka.
Granny didn’t want to spend more time in the garden.
And all grown-ups went to drink tea on the balcony.
Todi I told Lele:
- Lelya, evil from the tree! I will give you two coins.
Lelya is evil from the tree, and I gave two coins. І in good mood go to the balcony and say we grow up:
- All the same, Granny was right. I’m a kid on the lights - I gave Lele two coins at once.
Granny gasped at the flood. First Mom gasped. Ale tato, frowning, saying:
- Hi, the little guy on the light, which is to make something good and not to be boastful.
First, I ran into the garden, knowing my sister and giving me a coin. First of all, without saying anything, we will grow up.
At the same time, Lelka had three coins, and she knew a quarter of a coin in the grass, and she gave me a hand.
Lelka bought coins for all of them in the cold. I won two years of yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, and from her she got rid of.
And until the evening, she lived with illnesses, and Lelka spent a long time in a sled.
The first axis, lads, has passed since the early days. And until now, I kindly remember those words.
Nі, me, it is possible, without going into the distance to become even good. The price is even more important. Hello, children, I started pragmatic.
That’s good.
4. DO NOT NEED TO BRACE
I have been working for a long time. Todi shche buli gimnazii. First readers of the toddler put signs in the schoolboy for the lesson for the skin supply. The stinks were staged like a ball - from p'yatirka to one inclusive.
And I would be even small, if I entered before the gymnasium, before the preparatory class. I got all seven rockies.
I didn’t know anything yet, but I was in the gymnasium. For the first three months I walked literally as a yak in the fog.
The first axis of one guarantor told us to vivchit to napam'yat virsh:
Cheerfully syaє month over the village,
Biliy cnig vibliysku blue vognik ...
And I’m not vivacious. I don’t feel like saying the teacher. I didn’t feel that the boys, who were sitting behind, sometimes slipped a book on me, then smeared me with black corn, then squeezed me by the hair, and if I didn’t get enough of it, they put in an old man. For the first time, the reason for sitting in the class of overshadowing and to see ophthalmology and listening to it for the whole hour was that the boys weren't sitting behind me.
And the next day, the teacher, as if for evil, wiggled me and instructed me to read the reminder of the tasks of the versh.
And I didn’t only not know it, but I didn’t know it, and I didn’t see it, it’s on the light and it’s like that. Ale from fear, I didn’t dare to tell the reader, but I don’t know the tsikh virshiv. First of all the invitations are standing behind their party, not promulgating any words.
And then the boys began to play me off. First of all, I started babbling, but the stench was whispering.
And at the end of the hour, I had chronic undead, and I was nasty feeling with one voice, and then I picked those who smelled me.
I have said so-so again the first rows. Ale if on the right went to the phrase: "Chrest from the chimars, yak the svichka to burn," I said: "Trisk from the wicked, yak svichka to hurt."
Here you go through the regit middle schools. The first teacher may have laughed. Win saying:
- Come on, give me your little friend! I'll put one to you.
I burst into tears, because my persha was alone, and I didn’t know yet what was happening.
For lessons, my sister Lelia came to fetch me, so she could go home at once.
On the way, I delivered a schoolboy from the schoolbag, unhooking it on the same side, de Bula was placed alone, and saying to Lele:
- Lelya, marvel at how tse take? Tse me the teacher putting for the versh "Fun syak month over the village."
Lelya wondered and laughed. Vona said:
- Minka, it's shitty! Tse tobi the teacher has taken one step from the Russian language. It’s so disgusting that I’m wondering if you’ll give me a photographic aparatik before your birthday, which will be in two days.
I said:
- What about robiti?
Lelya said:
- One of our students took and sealed the two sides in her friend, there, she’s one of them. Having slipped my fingers, I didn’t see it, and I didn’t hit it like that, but there’s a bullet.
I said:
- Lelya, tse unkind - deceive the fathers!
Lelya laughed and went home. And I was in a total mood of zaishev in the garden of the city, sifting there on the bench, and, having flared up the scooper, marveled at the odinitsy.
I am sitting by the garden. Let's go to home. Ale if he walked to the booth, guessed by rapt, having overshadowed his schodennik on the bench in the garden. I ran back. Ale in the garden on the lavtsi is not a bunch of schoolers. I am a little bit angry, and then I am sick, but now I am not a friend of mine because of my hungry one.
I came to the house and told my father, having lost my friend. I Lelya laughed and blinked at me if she heard my words.
The next day, the teacher, having learned that I had lost the schoolboy, having seen me new.
I rocked a new schoolboy with hope, so at all times there is not a nasty numb, ale there was a single one against the Russian language, more fat, less earlier.
First, I saw so much annoyance and so angry that I threw a schooler for a book shafu, as if I was standing in our class.
Two days later, the teacher, having learned that I had a dumb friend, memorized the new one. I, in addition to being the only one from the Russian language, win there viviv me two from the behavior. Having said that, my dad was unmistakably amazed at my love at my request.
If I am learning to cherish my lessons, she said to me:
- There will be no nonsense, as it is time to seal the side. І after a few days of writing your birthday, if you take off your camera, you see it, and it’s shown that there’s a lot of it.
I still wanted to remove the photographic apparatus, and I cherish the gluing of the crook of the unhappy side of the schooler.
Tato mutilated by saying:
- Come on, show me your little one! Tsikavo nobility, why not grab a single one?
Dad, having become amazed at the schoolboy, did not beat a nasty one there, so the side of the ball is sealed.
First, after looking at my schoolboy, at the gatherings, he called me up by rapt.
The woman came and said:
- For days I walked in the Moscow garden and there I knew a schoolboy on the bench. At the nickname, I knew the address and brought it to you, but they said that they didn’t lose your syn.
Dad marveled at the schoolboy і, beating the odinate there, everything zoosumіv.
Win not standing at me to shout. Vin tilki said quietly:
- People who go to nonsense and deceit, funny and comic, it’s too early to know that nonsense will be known. I didn’t get into the picture, but there’s some kind of nonsense that was unavailable.
I, a red yak crayfish, standing in front of the tat, and I was lasciviously out of his quiet words.
I said:
- Axis scho: one more my, third, schodennik from one I threw in school for a book shafu.
Replacing that on me with anger even more, then laughing and crying. Win grabbing my hands and becoming me tsiluvati.
Win saying:
- Those who were completely aware of me, cheered me up viciously. You are aware of the fact that it could have become invisible for the last hour. I should give hope that you will not be bullshit anymore. I will give you a camera for the first time.
If Lelya felt a few words, she thought that she was ringing in her mind and now all the gifts of a gift not for p'yatyrki, but for one.
I todi Lelya went to tata and said:
- Sharp, I may have done two things from physics this year, but I didn’t give it to the lesson.
Ale ochіkuvannya Lelі knew the collapse. Dad was angry at her, beeping to her room and to her innocently for books.
І from mutilation, if they kicked spati, unsuccessfully dropping dvinks.
Tse do tata priyshov my teacher. I said to youmu:
- Today we have a tidying up class in our class, and behind the book's head we knew your son's friend. How can you be like a little liar and a deceiver, who threw his young man, and didn’t they beat you?
Dad saying:
- As for the prince, I already especially feel about my son. Vin himself recognized me in the whole vchinka. So there are no reasons to think that my sin is an unfaithful liar and a deceiver.
The teacher said tatov:
- Ah, the yak axis. You already know about it. In such a vypad - tse neporozumіnnya. Vibachte. Spooky nights.
I, lying in my lid, felt the words, crying deeply. Once you give your word, tell the truth.
I’m really looking forward and now.
Ah, the price is even more important, but then my heart is fun and cool.
5. THIRTY ROCKS
My daddy loved me even hotter, if I was little. The first stench gave me rich gifts.
Ale, if I was sick, my fathers literally didn’t give me gifts.
And I feel a little sick often. The head rank is a piggy or an angina.
And my sister Lelia mayzhe was not sick. I wondered how I get sick so often.
Vona said:
- Trim the axle, Minka, I might as well bother you, so our daddy might want to know me to buy everything.
Ale, yak for evil, Lelya is not ill. The first time, having put the stiletto to the stone, she fell in and smashed her forehead. She drove off and drove off, a little to replace the well-groomed gifts.
The first axis of one time our daddy went to the theater, and they left Lelei in the room. I began to grab her on a small table-top billiard.
First hour Gri Lelia, gasping, said:
- Minka, I hatefully poked a billiard bag at once. I trimmed it in my mouth, and I fell through my throat into the middle.
And for the billiard bouly we want and small, ale wonderfully important metal bags. I was angry that Lelya made such an important bag. I burst into tears, thought more, that she would have a vibuch in her stomach.
Ale Lelya said:
- All vibuhu is not buvaє. A little ailment can be trivial for a whole life. It’s not the same for your pig and angina, which take place in three days.
Lelya lay down on the sofa and began to love.
Our daddy came unfortunately, and I rozpoviv, so it became.
My dad were angry before they were. The stinks rushed to the sofa, on which Lelka was lying, and they became її tsіluvati and posters.
First and foremost, my mother energized Lelka, as she sees in her belly. I Lelya said:
- I see that the bag will roll there at me in the middle. First and foremost it is cheeky and I want cocoa and oranges.
Dad put on his coat and said:
- I am careful to keep Lelya out and to lay her down. And I spend this hour for a liquor.
Mom began to pull Lelya out, ale, if she knew the cloth and the apron, from the crib of the apron, the raptom vip a billiard bag and wiggled along the edge.
Dad, who is not yet a pishov, scowled overly. Winning up to the billiard table and having overdrawn too much cooler. The first one appeared fifteen, and sixteen sacks were lying on the floor.
Dad saying:
Mati said:
- The price is abnormal and a goddess girl. But I can't explain anything to anyone.
Dad didn’t beat us, but here he’s pinching Lelia by the pigtail and saying:
- Explain, what does it mean?
Lelya zaphikala and didn’t know, she didn’t know.
Dad saying:
- Vona wanted to fire over us. Ale with us, fry the filth! We can’t reject anything else. First of all, you will be wearing old cribs and an old blue dress, as you don’t love so much!
Our fathers, gryuknuvshi doors, went from the room.
Oznayomcha version. 5 sides available.Mikhailo Zoshchenko Rozpovidі for children
© Zoshchenko M.M., falloff 2009
© Andrєєv A.S., іlustratsії, 2011
© TOV "Vidavnistvo AST", 2014
smart creatures
It seems like elephants and mavi are even more intelligent creatures. Ale and іnshі creatures are not bad. Axis, wonder if I’m smarter creatures.
smart gander
One gander strolling by the yard and know how to dry a skorinka hlib.
The axis of the gander became the dziob of the dovbati tsyu kirku, the schob її roslamati і z'ist. Ale kirka was even dry. І gander niyak not mіg її roslamati. And all at once, the gander didn’t get a gander, but it didn’t sound like a corny for the gander’s health.
Todi I want to rozlamati tsyu kirku, the gander is lighter than the bulo. Ale gander not allowing me to touch his pick. Singingly, thinking, I myself want to have it.
Todi I see ubik and wonder how I will come.
With a raptom, a gander takes a dziob tsyu kirku і yde to kalyuzhі. Wine is put tsyu kirku in kalyuzh. Kirka shy in the water of the meat. І todі gander with satisfaction її їst.
Tse buv is a smart gander. Ale those, who won’t give me a pick, show that he’s not that kind of already especially intelligent. Not those foolish fools, ale trosh vіn all the same having risen at his own rose-colored development.
rosumna kura
One hammer was walking around the courtyard with kurchats. She has nine little curls.
A curly dog arrived in a rapt.
The dog crawled to the chicks and grabbed one.
Here all the little girls got angry and rushed apart.
The hen may have become very angry and run away. Ale then marvel at - what a scandal: a dog trimmed in the teeth of a little kurchati.
I melodiously, the world of yogo z'ist.
Todi the chicken boldly went up to the dog. Vona jumped a trosh and pecked the dog more painfully in the eye.
The dog went out of his way to the rota already.
I let the kurchati go. First and foremost sooner. And the dog was amazed, hto її pecking in the eye. I, having kicked the chicken, got angry and rushed at her. Ale here is the gentleman, having grabbed the dog for the collar and brought it up with himself.
And the chicken didn’t take all of its chicks, and once again began to walk around the yard.
Tse bula is duzhe rosumna kura.
Bad villain and smart pig
At the dacha our ruler has a pig.
First gentleman, having conceived a piglet in a barn, it’s not right.
Ale one villain still wants to steal a pig.
In the evening, I broke the castle and made my way into the barn.
And let the piglets screech a lot when you take them in your hands. The villain has taken a carpet from himself.
I like a little pig, wanting to scream, the villain shidly wrapping him up in a carpet, and quietly going to the barn with him.
The axis of the pigs squeals and sits in the carpet. I can't smell the cries of the gentlemen, that's what the carpet will be all about. The first villain is even mintly tanning the pig.
Raptom the villainous vidchuvah, how the pig does not collapse more in the carpet. I stopped shouting.
I lie without any ruch.
The villainous thought:
“Maybe bootie, I twisted yogi tightly. I can be, a little piglet choking there. "
The villainous fires up the carpet sooner, then marvel at the piglets, and the piglet is in the fish's hands, how to squeal, how to rush into the bik.
Then the gentlemen arrived. Were the villains.
Villain to speak:
- Ah, a yak pig, a cunning pig. Singingly, I’m pretending to be dead, but I’m letting it go. Abo, perhaps, guilt out of fear, consuming witness.
Lord, look like villains:
- Hi, my pig fainted without falling, but just pretending to be dead, they tied a carpet. Tse even a clever pig, the zavdyaki who were angry with the villainy.
Douzhe smart kin
Krim a gander, a smoker and a pig, I munching even more intelligent creatures. And as a matter of fact, I will give you a message.
And leave the need for a word about clever horses.
Dogs eat boiled meat.
Kishki drink milk and give a bird. Cows eat grass. Biki can eat grass and bust people. Tigers, ci nakhabni creatures, gnaw on Sirim meat. Mavpi eat pots and apples. Smoke bite crisp and small smittya.
And say, be we caress, how is it?
I’m like that, I’m just like that, I’m like a child.
Horses eat oats. And oats - tse і є vіvsyanka і rolled oats.
And every child and hercules will be strong, healthy and bright.
Oh, horses are not bad, but oats stink.
Horses are even more intelligent creatures, and the stink of a dish is just as good as a child's. Until then, horses love tsukor, so they show that the stench is not bad.
smart bird
One lad is walking at the fox and know the nest.
And in the nest there were little young birds. And the stench squeaked.
The stench, melodiously, checked, if їkh obscenities arrive і the weather іх worms and flies.
The axis of the boy is healthy, who knows such glorious birds, and if they want to take one, then bring it to home.
She stretched out her hand to the birds, like a rapt from a tree like a stone fell down to a bird like a bird.
Vona fell and lay in the grass.
The little guy wanted to shoop up a little bird, ale got a trosh, pushed it on the ground and went to the bik.
Todi lad fled after her. "Singingly," I think, "a bird has hammered into his own krilo, and he cannot fly over there."
Just a little boy who went to a tsієї ptashtsі, and I know a strib, a strib on the ground, and I know a trosh came out.
The slammer is after her. The little bird has grown into the grass.
Todi boy, knowing his hat and wanting to cover the bird with his hat.
Tilki vin pidbig to her, and won by rapt and flew.
The little guy is directly angry at the qiu bird.
First, sooner than that, just take one bird.
I rapt the lad back, scho win vin the misce, de bulo gnizdechko, and no one can know it.
Todi, the little boy zrozumiv, so the little bird fell out of the tree and just flew on the ground, so he gave the little guy to be brought in from his nest.
So the lad I do not know the bird.
Winning a few pieces of the lisova sunitsa, and so on and on to the house.
razumna dog
I have a big dog. Their name was Jim.
Tse Bula is a very dear dog. Vona cost three hundred rubles.
And vlіtku, since I live at the dacha, as the villains stole my dog. The stinks lured її with meat and led її with them.
I whisper on the axis, I whisper to the dog and nowhere, I don’t know.
The first axis, I once arrived in the place to my little apartment. I sidzhu there, I sum up, that such a wonderful dog disappeared from me.
I can smell the rapt, phoning at the gatherings.
I open the doors. I can tell you - my dog is sitting in front of me on the Maydan.
And as for the upper sack, it’s less so:
- Ah, yak you have a smart dog - she phoned at once. Vaughn ticked with a muzzle at the electric call and on the phone, then they opened the door.
Dodan biography: April 1, 2014.
Zoshchenko Mikhailo Mikhailovich (1895-1958), Russian writer of Radiansk. The 29th lime tree (10 sickle leaf) was born in 1895 near St. Petersburg in the artist's homeland. The hostility of dynasty - including about the folding stosunky and the daddy - was seen in the reports of Zoshchenko for children (Galoshi and frosty, Yalinka, Babushkin donuts, No need to brute and come together), So and in the next day. First of all, try to be introduced to childish rock. In one of his written notes, he meant that in 1902-1906 he had already tried writing the letters, and in 1907 he wrote the report of the Coat.
In 1913 Zoshchenko entered the law faculty of St. Petersburg University. At the end of the hour, the first time they took care of the development - Marnoslavstvo (1914) and twenty copies (1914). Navchannya bulo was interrupted by the Pershaya svitova vіyna. In 1915, he volunteered to go to the front, commanding a battalion, becoming a St. George Knight. literary robot did not admit it in the center of rock. Zoshchenko, having tried himself in the novels, in the epistolary and satirical genres (having folded the sheets for the recipients and the epigram for fellow soldiers). In 1917, there was a demobilization through the ailment of the heart, as a result of the demobilization of gases.
But bazhayuchi - I don’t want to!
Zoshchenko Mikhailo Mikhailovich
Pislya turned to Petrograd bouly was written by Marusya, a bourgeois woman, Susid and ін. Unpublished rozpovidі, in those seen in the inflow of G. Maupassant. In 1918, do not marvel at the ailments, Zoshchenko volunteered to the Army of Chervona and fought on the fronts of the Gromadyanskoy war until 1919. Turning to Petrograd, zosoblya on life, like, before the rabbit, by the work of the workers, the workers: , mіlіtsіoner, spіvrobіtnik carnogo rozshuku i іn. in the humorous Instructions written at the end of the hour for the best art. Ligovo i ін. Unpublished works can also be seen in the style of the Maybut satirist.
In 1919 Zoshchenko was engaged in a creative studio organized by the All-Saints Literature Institute. Keruvav busy KI Chukovsky. Chukovskiy wrote: “Wonderfully bulo bachiti, how wonderful it is, how wonderful it is to hear the thoughts of such people’s thoughts”. Krim prose, before the hour Zoshchenko writes a statti about the creativity of O. Blok, V. Mayakovsky, N. Teffi and іn. In the Studio, having learned about the writers V. Kaverin, Vs. Ivanov, L. Luntz, K. Fedin, E. Polonskaya and I., who in 1921 joined the literary group "Serapionov Brothers" ... The creative spіlkuvannya took the life of Zoshchenko and the others "Serapion" in the famous St. Petersburg Budinka of the Mistresses, described by O. Forsh in the novel Bozhevilny Shipyard.
In 1920-1921, Zoshchenko wrote the first announcement about quietly, but then the bully overruled: Lyubov, Viyna, Stara Wrangel, rib'yacha female. The cycle of Nazar Illich, Pan Sinebryukhov (1921-1922) viyshov with a book at the Erato. I will give a book to commemorate Zoshchenko's transition to professional literary activity. The first publication made him famous. The phrases of the yogo promissed the character of the krylatih virazs: “Who are you porushush bezlad?”; "Lieutenant of any sob, ale - bastard" and in. From 1922 to 1946, nearly 100 books were displayed, including the selection of works in six volumes (1928-1932).
Sleep soon, your pillow is needed by the one.
Zoshchenko Mikhailo Mikhailovich
Until the mid-1920s, Zoshchenko's rock became one of the most popular writers. Yogo rozpovidi Bathhouse, Aristocrat, History of ailments that in., Yaki vin often read himself in front of numerical auditors, boules see them in love in all the buckets of the suspension. At the sheet before Zoshchenko A.M. Gorky meaning: “I don’t know such a relationship of irony and poetry in literature to anyone”. Chukovsky vvazhav, scho in the center of creativity Zoshchenko kostu struggle with callousness in human faces.
Among the zbіrniki, there is evidence of the 1920s. Zoshchenko opening the new type of hero for the Russian literature - Radianskoi people However, having not gained insight, I’m not a handyman of spiritual robots, I’m not a cultural baggage, but a less important participant in life, I can’t learn from the “sieve of people”. The reflexion of such a hero whirled into the bright mind of the enemy. Those who were able to tell all in all because of the strongly individualized notification gave the literary scholars the creative style of Zoshchenko as a "fantastic" one. Academician V.V. Vinogradov at the presenter Mov Zoshchenko made a report on the selection of the written prizes, meaning the artist's re-creation of the newest plates in the lexicon. Chukovskiy remembered that Zoshchenko introduced into the literature "a new one, not yet fully formed, but perhaps spread all over the country of the internal literature and becoming vilely cursed with it as my own powerful tongue." A high assessment of Zoshchenko's creativity was given by a richly representative fellow - O. Tolstoy, Y. Olesha, S. Marshak, Y. Tinyanov and I.
In 1929, having rendered the name “the rik of the great breakthrough” in Radianskiy history, Zoshchenko, having seen the book of Leaves before the writer, was a kind of sociological message. We put together a few dozen leaves from a magnificent reading post, having trimmed off the writing, and the comment before them. In front of Zoshchenko's book, he wrote about those who wanted to "show the truth and the inviolability of life, the help of living people with their hopes, relish, and thoughts." The book winked at the back of the readers, and they checked out Zoshchenko only from Chergov's smartest histories.
If the woman is good-natured, then there is only one. I'm vicious - who don't know?
Zoshchenko Mikhailo Mikhailovich
Radianska action could not fail to be recognized in the emotional camp of the sensitive, childish rocky to the depression of the writer. A trip along the Bilomorkanal, organized in the 1930s for propaganda purposes for a great group of Radiansk writers, celebrated a new harsh hostility. Aleh about the trip, writing about those who wriggle around in the camps (History of a Life, 1934). I'll try to shake off the driven one, quickly get the sickly sick psyche psychological- Turned Youth (1933). The story went to the unsubstantiated reaction for the writer in the scientific community: the book was discussed at the academic meetings, reviewed in the scientific literature; academician I. Pavlov became a proshuvati Zoshchenko on his famous "middle".
Yak prodovzhennya Turned youth buv ideas collection of information Blakitna book (1935). Zoshchenko, having read Blakitna's book for an internal zmist novel, having started the її yak “ short history human vidnosin"And after writing," she won’t collapse not with a novelty, but with a philosophical idea, how to rob її ". The stories about the occasion were interspersed in the whole creation with the speeches, some of which were seen in the past - in the period of history. The first day, and last, was given in a dream of the typical hero Zoshchenko, unburdened by cultural baggage and a sense of history as a set of bunch of epizodes.
The publication of the Black Book, where the vozgromny vidguki winked, Zoshchenko was actually fenced off, and create, go beyond the framework of "positive satire on the side of the minor." Unimportant for the highest literary activity (deputy feyletoni for presi, p'usi, cinema and inn.), Zoshchenko's spontaneous talent manifested itself only in notifications for children, as well as in letters for magazines.
Happiness buva ni todi, if you have everything є, and if you do not want it and you want it and reach - the axis of happiness. Having reached it, you often find yourself unhappy, because in your life, one bazhanny is already less.
Zoshchenko Mikhailo Mikhailovich
In the 1930s, the writer's scribbled over the book, he put his head into his life. The robot was trivial for an hour Vіtchiznyanoї vіyni in Alma-Ati, in evacuation, since Zoshchenko didn’t go to the front through his heart. In 1943, the head of the head of the scientific and artistic message about the progress of the bully was seen in the magazine "Zhovten" under the name Before the meeting. Zoshchenko, having gone through a fall from life, gave an impulse to a serious mental illness, from which one could not be relieved by the addict. A fortunate insight into the light of the meaning, that in the whole book the writer for ten years has transferred a lot of insights into science about the unknown.
The journalist's publication winked at such a scandal, such a flurry of critical huskies was snapped at the writer, so the druk was pinned down before the song went off. Zoshchenko, turning with a leaf to Stalin, asking him to get acquainted with the book “for the date of the order to reconsider and more report, but not crushed by critics”. The message was not bulleted. In the press, the book of the Bula is called "nisenitnitsa, demanded by the enemies of our fatherland" (magazine "Bilshovik"). In 1946, the Central Committee of the All-Union Communist Party of Bolsheviks decreed "About the magazines" Zirka "and" Leningrad "";
The decree of 1946 criticized Zoshchenko and A. Akhmatov, called for the publicity and the fence to see their creations. The drive was the publication child notification Zoshchenko Prigody Mavpi (1945), in which they were coal-fired on those who live more beautifully in the Radiansk land of Mavpi, less people. At the writing office, Zoshchenko said that the honor of the officer and writer would not allow him to make peace with him, but in the decision of the Central Committee they call him “boyaguz” and “leave literature”. In 1954, at the show with English students, Zoshchenko once again tried the viclast of his position until the 1946 resolution, for whom the ts'kuvannya rested on a different stake.
Vulgarity is a little call, and the will to lie in it. Tilki new nikoli cannot be vulgar.
Zoshchenko Mikhailo Mikhailovich
The most sensible legacy of the campaign was the stinging of the mental ailment, which did not allow the writers to generally practice. The renewal of the writing in the Writers' Union in 1953 and the appearance of the first writing of the trivial interruption of the book (1956) brought about the deprivation of the team.
Sleep soon - your pillow is needed by the one.
Mikhailo ZoshchenkoLelya and Minka
Thirty rock by volume
My daddy loved me even hotter, if I was little. The first stench gave me rich gifts.
Ale, if I was sick, my fathers literally didn’t give me gifts.
And I feel a little sick often. The head rank is a piggy or an angina.
And my sister Lola mayzhe didn’t get sick. I wondered how I get sick so often.
Vona said:
Trim the axle, Minka, I may be wrong, so our daddy might want to know me and buy everything.
Ale, yak for evil, Lelya is not ill. The first time, having put the stiletto to the stone, she fell in and smashed her forehead. She drove off and drove off, a little to replace the well-groomed gifts.
The first axis of one time our daddy went to the theater, and they left Lele in the room. I began to grab her on a small table-top billiard.
First hour Gri Lelia, gasping, said:
Minka, I hatefully poked a billiard bag at once. I trimmed it in my mouth, and I fell through my throat into the middle.
And for the billiard bouly we want and small, ale wonderfully important metal bags. I was angry that Lelya made such an important bag. I burst into tears, thought more, that she would have a vibuch in her stomach.
Ale Lelya said:
Every vibuhu is not buvaє. A little bit of ailment can be trivial. It’s not the same for your pig and angina, which take place in three days.
Lelya lay down on the sofa and began to love.
Our daddy came unfortunately, and I rozpoviv, so it became.
My dad were angry before they were. The stinks rushed to the sofa, on which Lelka was lying, and they became її tsіluvati and posters.
First and foremost, my mother fed Lyolka, as she sees in her belly. I Llola said:
I see that the bag is rolling there at me in the middle. First of all, I want cocoa and oranges.
Dad put on his coat and said:
I try to securely distribute Lelya and lay her in the lodge. And I spend this hour for a liquor.
Mom began to pull Lelya out, ale, if she knew the cloth and the apron, from the crib of the apron, the raptom vip a billiard bag and wiggled along the edge.
Dad, who is not yet a pishov, scowled overly. Winning up to the billiard table and having overdrawn too much cooler. The first one appeared fifteen, and sixteen sacks were lying on the floor.
Dad saying:
Lelya fooled us. There is a dumb bag in the belly: the stench is all there.
Mati said:
The price is abnormal and a goddess girl. But I can't explain anything to anyone.
Dad didn’t beat us, but here he’s pinching Lelia by the pigtail and saying:
Explain, what does it mean?
Lelya zaphikala and didn’t know, she didn’t know.
Dad saying:
Vona wanted to fire over us. Alle with us, fry the filth! Tsiliy rik won out of nothing else. First of all, you will be wearing old skewers and an old blue dress, as you don’t love so much!
Our fathers, gryuknuvshi doors, went from the room.
And I, marvel at Lelia, didn’t think of it at once. I said:
Lelya, more stealthily checkered, if she was sick with a pig, didn’t go on such nonsense to deny gifts from our fathers.
The first axis, to be aware of it, has passed thirty years!
Thirty rocks passed in a quiet feast, like a small unhappy vipadok with a billiard bag.
And for all the times, I have never guessed the vipadoks.
Only recently, since I became a writer, I thought of everything that was going on. І becoming a pro cess. First of all, I got up, but Lelya did not fool the daddy, not to cut off the gifts, as she’s too small anyway. Vaughn fooled їkh, mabut, for chogos іnshy.
And if a dummy came into my head, I went to the train and went to Simferopol, I lived in Lol. And Lelya Bula is already, to recognize her own, has grown and to win the same old woman. I have three children and a cholovik - a sanitary lykar.
The first axis I arrived at Simferopol and fed Lelya:
Lelya, why do you remember tsya vipadoks with a billiard bag? Why did you break it?
I Lola, yaky bulo have three children, I said:
If ty buv is small, ty buv is nice, yak lalka. Everyone loved you. And I’m already a little virosla and a bully awkward girl. The first thing I didn’t want to do was to break the billiard bag, - I wanted it, but I didn’t like that, as for you, everyone loved and shouted, I want it to be ill.
I said:
Lelya, I have come to Simferopol for a whole lot.
First, I hugged you and hugged me. І giving їy thousand rubles.
I cried out to happiness, so I wondered if I sensed and appreciated my love.
For the first time, I gave the skin children a hundred rubles for games. I cholovikovi її - to the sanitary doctor - given his cigarette case, on which the bulo is written in golden letters: "Be happy."
Then I gave thirty rubles each to the children and saying:
Ugly little sich! I have given you a price in order for you to more beautifully forgot the experiences of the moment, and in order for you to know how you need to come.
The next day I went from Simferopol and thought dearly about those who need to love and spare people, I want it quiet, they are good. I need a gift, I like a gift. I will be quiet, I will give it to you, and I will be quiet, I will get rid of it, it will be wonderful in my soul.
And as for not giving anything to people, but instead of giving them unacceptable surprises, the quiet buzz has a gloomy and watery soul. Such people marniyut, dry and ailment nervous ekzema. Their memory is weak, and the mind is darkened. I stink for a while.
And good, navpaki, to live in the land of great and good health.
sorcerer
At one point, we from Lele took a box of tsukerok and bowed it to a toad and pawuk.
Then we wrapped the box in clean papir, tied it up with a chic blakite stitch and laid the package on the panel against our garden. It is obvious that you have lost your purchase.
Having poklav tsei package bea tumba, mi z Lele shook in the bushes of our garden and, squeezed in the smіh, began to chekati, as soon as possible.
The first axis is transitional.
Having spoiled our package, win, squeakyly, make a mistake, radin and go to see you happily rubbing your hands. Still a pack: win a box of tsukerok - it’s not so often buva in the whole world.
Having zatamuvavshis goi, mi from Lele wondered, what will be dalі.
The pedestrian nahilivsya, taking the package, quickly undoing it, and shaking the beautiful box, even more health.
I axis is the crush of the vidkrit. Our toad, bored to sit in temryavi, scampering out of the box right on the hand of the person passing by.
That akhaє from a podivu and a zhburlya box was presented to itself.
Here mi s Lele began to be so confused that they fell on the grass.
I laughed so loudly, when the stranger turned in our direction, and, after shaking us behind the parkan, inaccurately all the noise.
In one mile, he dashed to the parkan, in one fell swoop he re-kicked him and rushed up to us, schob us.
Mi z Lele was asked dremenuv.
We ran with heather across the garden to the booth.
Ale, I stumbled about the garden bed and stretched out on the grass.
And here the person who crosses to finish is very strong in me for vuho.
I screamed out loudly. Ale perekhodny, having given less than two lapants, quietly walked from the garden.
Our fathers came to the screams and noise.
Trimayuchis for pochervonіle vuho і slip, I go to batkіv and skarzhivya їm for those who bulo.
My mother wanted to poklikat the door-keeper, and the door-keeper to see the passageway and to fix it.
I Lolya already rushed after the dvirnik. Ale tato zupiniv її. I said to my mother:
Chi do not call the dvirnik. I don’t need to cross the border. Svychayno, tse not on the right, so vіn vіdіrvav Minko for vuha, ale on the mіsci of the transition I, mabut, having broken the same.
Feeling the words, my mother got angry at Tata and said to you:
Ty greedy egoist!
First of all Lele were angry at Tata and didn't say anything to you. Only I rubbed my voice and cried. I Lelka almost giggled. First, my mother, taking me in her arms, said to Tatov:
Instead of standing up for the transient and bringing the children to tears, explaining more beautifully what is filthy in that, how the stench was gnawing. Especially I don’t bach and play all the fun, innocent child.
I do not know, but do not know. Win tilki saying:
The axis of children turns out to be great, and if you do know yourself, what is rotten.
The first axis was rocky. Five rockies have passed. Then ten years passed. First, twelve rockies have passed.
Twelve rockies have passed, and from a little boy I have transformed myself into a young student of rock times so far.
Surely, I have forgotten and thought about vipadoks. More tsikavi thoughts pushed over my head.
Ale once did the axis start.
Sheds, after the end of the aspirations, I went to the Caucasus. At that hour, a lot of students were taken to a robot for a while and they saw a hto kudi. I can take my own seat - the travel controller.
I’m a bіdny student and I’m not a penny. And then they gave a non-cash receipt to the Caucasus, and before that they paid a fee. I took the first axis to the robot. I have arrived.
I come to the place of Rostov, in order to go to the office and get pennies there, documents and tweezers for punching tickets.
And our trip has changed. I change the rank of the priest about the fifth year of the evening.
I gave my vale to a zberigannya. I took a tram to the office.
I come there. The doorman is less like:
It’s a great pity, they are a little bit overwhelmed, young lyudin. The office is already closed.
Yak so - I think - closed? I need to take away the pennies and dedication.
The doorman seems to be:
All the same went. Come tomorrow.
Yak so, - I think - is it tomorrow? Todi will be more beautiful tomorrow.
The doorman seems to be:
Tomorrow is holy, the office is not good. And come tomorrow and take away everything you need.
I am viyshov on the street. I stand. I don’t know what my job is.
Two days in advance. A penny in a kishine of no man - all three kopecks were left behind. Misto is foreign - I don’t know anything here. I de meni zupinitisya - unavoidable. First, it’s quiet.
I ran to the station to take my suitcase and take a shirt to sell to the market. Ale at the station told me:
Persh nіzh brother valizu, pay for the purchase, and then you still want to take and work with him as you wish.
Krym three kopecks, I didn't have anything, and I didn't think I could pay for the purchase. I viyshov on the street is even more tormented.
Ні, at once I didn’t break down like that. And for that I am hungryly bent. I go, delirious on the streets, I’m sure I’m summing up.
The first axis I walk along the street and the raptom on the back panel: what is it like? Little ruby plush gamanets. I, mabut, not empty, but tightly filled with pennies.
I zupinivsya one mint. Dumki, one of the best radios, were dumbfounded in my head. I thought about it in a bakery for a bottle of kawi. And then in the hotel for a sled, with a bar of chocolate in hand.
I knocked the croc to gamanz. І stretching out his hand behind him. Ale at the moment, a hamman (for me, I was well) trochi came out of my hand.
I know, having stretched out my hand and even wanting to shoop up a hamanet. I know I’m coming from me, and reaching far.
Nicholas not razumіyuchi, I know I rushed to the haman.
I raptom in the garden, behind the park, shedding a childish laugh. I gamanets, ties by a thread, clearly visible from the panel.
I went to the parkan. Yakis lads from the regot were literally rolling on the ground.
I wanted to rush after them. I already clinging to the parkan with my hand, shoob it again. Ale here, in one mite, I thought of a long forgotten scene from my child's life.
First of all, I am greedy and harsh. Visitors to the park. I, generally crooked, from the distance.
Hlops! Everything goes into life. Two days have passed.
In the evening, if it got dark, I went to the place and there, in the field, on the grass, falling asleep.
Vrantsi got up, if it was sonechko. Having bought a pound of khlib for three kopecks, and washed down with some water. The first day, until evening, wandering around the place to no avail.
And in the evenings I will come to the field and have spent the night there. It’s just nasty for the first time, so I got wet as a dog.
Early in the coming day, I was already standing for a ride and cleaning up, if the office was visible.
The first axis of the screen is displayed. I, a brute, skuyovdzhena and wet, go to the office.
Officials marveled at me with disbelief. First of all, they didn’t want me to see pennies and documents. We saw it a little later.
I am not bargain, happy and cheerful, having gone to the Caucasus.
Great mandrivniks
If there was a lot of rock for me, I didn’t know that the earth had the shape of a cake.
Ale Stopka, a khaziyskiy sin, lived at the dachas with the fathers, explaining to me that this is also the land. Win saying:
Earth є colo. And if you drive everything directly, then you can go around the whole earth, and all one will come in those very places, the stars of the vyshov.
If I didn’t turn up, I gave me a stop and said:
Shvidshe I go to the round-the-clock for a rise in price with your sister Lele, now I will see you. I do not deliver to the interest of the fools to rise in price.
Ale me wanted to get more expensive, and I donated a knife to the Stylus of folding.
A knife will be added to a step, and after a while, take me on a trip around the clock.
In the town of Stopka, having ruled out the zbori mandrivnikiv. I was there, saying to me and Lele:
Tomorrow, if your daddy go to the place, and my mother goes to the river, prati, it’s completely, it’s conceived. We all go straight and straight, melting burn and empty. And we will go right to the quiet feast, without turning back here, if we want to go back and forth.
Lelya said:
And who, Stepochka, are we creating indiances?
As for the Indians, - according to the Stop, - then the Indians tribes will be full of brothers.
Don't you want to be full? - timidly feeding me.
I don’t want to, - said Stop, - quiet and we won’t be full of brothers.
Lelya said:
I take three rubles from my belongings. I think we should whistle the qix of pennies.
Stop saying:
Three rubles for us, madly, to whistle, so that we need a penny only to buy today and tsukerok. Well, if we’re happy, then we will be able to hammer in other foods along the way, and we will grease them with meat on bagatti.
Stacking in the barn and the great teddy bear princess to come. And in a whole lot of mischievous speeches became necessary for distant roads. We poured some hlib, tsukor, and a piece of bacon into the little one, then they poured small dishes - tars, glasses, forks and knives. Then, on reflection, they bowed to the color olives, the charming lichtarik, the clay handkerchief, and the golden skeleton for burning the bag. And, besides, they stuffed two carpets and a pillow from the takhti into the toy.
Krim tsyogo, I prepared three slingshots, a wood and a net for catching tropical snowstorms.
And the next day, if our daddy went to the place, and Stepkina mother went to the river to strip bilizna, we left our village Piski.
We followed the road through the forest.
In front of the buggy Stepkina the dog Tuzik. Behind her is a Stopka with a majestic bear on his head. Lelya followed the Step with a rope. I followed Lele with three slingshots, a butterfly net and a woodwork.
Mi were close to the year.
Nareshty Stopa saying:
The diyavolski bear is important. I am the only one who doesn’t understand. Don't be skinny by the way you carry a bear.
Todi Lelya took a tsey and carried it.
Alevona did not carry it well, she was more vibrating with strength.
Vona threw the bear on the ground and said:
Now let’s take Minka.
If they called me a tsey tricky, I gasped at a glance: before that tsey tricky appeared important.
Ale, I am even more happy, if I go along the road. Leave me to the ground, like a pendulum, walking from side to side, leave nareshti, having passed ten crocs, without falling into a ditch.
Moreover, I was summoned to the ditch by a wondrous rank. Little mischief fell into a ditch, and then a little mischief, right at all the speeches, pirnuv me. If I want it to be lightweight, I protest having wrinkled all the glasses, smashed all the containers and the earthenware handkerchief.
Lelya and Stoopka were dying in the laughter, wondering how I wrestle in the ditch. And the stench did not get angry with me, knowing that I wondered what kind of beatings I had in my deeds.
Stack hanging down the dog and want to keep it for carrying important items. It didn't happen to him, but Tuzik didn’t come out of his mind, for all I want. That nasty rozumіli, yak us pіd tse pristosuvati Tuzik.
Having scorned our thoughts, Tuzik progriz mіshok and in one mint all the fat.
Todi Stoopka told us to carry the bear all at once.
Hoping for the kuti, we carried a bear. Ale to carry the bulo is not handy and important. Protest we have gone two more years. I nareshty went from lisu to galyavin.
Here Stoopka has resigned a halt. Win saying:
Every time, if we are willing, or if we are going to kick, I will stretch my legs straight into the one where we need it. All the great mandateurs did this, and the managers did not beat their own way.
І Staying on the side of the road with your legs stretched forward.
We untied the bears and went to eat.
Mi їli hlib, popping with a bloody squeak.
The axes began circling above us in a rapt. One of them, bazhayuchi, mabut, tried my tsukor, stung me in the cheek. My cheek was puffed up, yak pie. And I, for the joy of Styopka, became to put moss to her, sir the earth and leaves.
I will be behind all, whining and hnich. My cheek is burning and nil. Lelia tezh Bula is not happy about the price. Vona zitkhala і thought about turning to home, it seems that home may be good.
Ale Stopka, having fenced off to us about tse and thinking. Win saying:
The skin one, if you want to turn around, I will tie it to a tree and give goose bumps on the potala.
We were prodovzhuvali in a filthy mood.
I only have Tuzik's attitudes of the buv nichogo sob.
Zaddershi hvist, vin rushing after birds and with his barking making a noise in our road.
Nareshty became dark.
Throwing a bear on the ground. I saw them sleeping here.
We took a chmizu for bagatty. І Stitching from the little ball to the bottom of the skeleton, scrubbing the bagatta.
Ale, not knowing the sun in the sky, Stoopka zazhivshis. I may have got confused.
I, having eaten khlib, froze in temryavi.
A stumbling block lay with feet forward, it seems that it would be clear to us, in which bik it was.
Stacking securely. I Tuzik can be sniffed. Ale mi z Lele dovgo could not sleep. The dark forest and the noise of the trees Lelya took the dry gilka over her head with a rapt for a snake and squealed from zhahu.
And then a cone fell from the tree and poured me out before I jumped on the ground like a ball.
We fell asleep.
I threw myself towards the one Lelya was squeezing me by the shoulders. bulo early war... First and foremost, it hasn't gone down yet.
Lelya posepki told me:
Minka, leave Stopoka to sleep, let's turn my legs to the opposite side. And then win us kudi Makar calves not ganav.
Mi marveled at Styopka. Vin slept with a blissful smile.
Mi z Lele hobbled by his legs and in one mile turned him at the zorotny bik, so Stepkina's head described the pivkolo.
Ale vid ts'go Stopka did not throw.
Win tilki, having caught uvi si and waving his hands, burmochuchi: "Hey, come here, do me ..."
Singingly, you dreamed of it, he was attacked by Indians and in a call to us for help.
We began to check, if Stupka was thrown.
Vin threw himself over the first walks of the sun and wondered at his feet, saying:
Garnі b mi bouly, as if I lіg legs kudi horrible. Axis mi b didn’t know what bik we were. And now it’s clear to all of us that we need to go there.
І Stopka waving his hand at the right side of the road, along the path of yak.
We have eaten khlib and destroyed the road.
Bula road znayoma. І Stack one time at a time, opening the mouth towards the pod. Protecting vin saying:
Navkolosvitnya will rise in price and rise along other rises, but everything will repeat itself, as the earth is colo.
The creak of kolis squeaked in behind. Tse yaky uncle went on a cart.
Stop saying:
For a quick increase in price and quicker to bend the ground, it would not hurt our system in all of us.
We began to ask for help, they brought us in. A good-natured uncle zupiniv viz and allowing us in his system.
Mi shvidko poured. First, not more than a year.
Our village Piski was built in front of us.
Stop, opening your mouth to the bottom, saying:
The axis of the village, in akurat is similar to our village Piski. Tse buvaє pіd hour on the road.
Ale Stopka was better off even more if we went to the pier.
Mi vilizli from the cart.
I haven’t lost my mind - this was our pier, and before it was just a steamboat.
A stack of whispers:
Didn't they beat the earth?
Lelya flickered, and I might have laughed.
Ale then, they kicked our fathers and our grandmother on the pier - the stench just went down from the steamboat.
І instructed them, we beat our nanny, she spoke with tears.
We pidbigli to batkiv.
The first fathers laughed because of the joy, they kicked us.
The nanny said:
Ah, children, and I thought that the vchors were drowned.
Lelya said:
Yakbi, the vchors were drowned, then they could not return to the road around the world.
Mom wiggled:
I can smell it! Oh, please punish.
Dad saying:
All is good and good to end.
Granny, shutting up the bottle, said:
I will prophesy all the children. Mіn'ko nah wіdshmagє mom. And I take Lelya on myself.
Dad saying:
Spanking is a very old method of whipping up children. And do not bring corista. Children mabut and without the prodigal sound, they smelled like a fool.
Mom, having zithnuv, said:
I have nasty children. It’s more expensive around the world, I don’t know the tables of the multiplicity and geography, - well, well, tse so!
Dad saying:
Little knowledge of geography and multiplicity table. Go to the road around the world, demand mati vishta svita in the range of five courses. The nobility needs everything that is victorious there, including cosmography. And that, as they start on a long road without qih knowledge, come up to the sum of the results, I regret for the sightseeing.
In three words, we came to the dodoma. I was able to talk about it. And our fathers were laughing and ahaly, hearing our statements about what is good for you.
Well, I’m afraid of Stepki, then yogo matusya locked herself in the laznі, and there is our great mandrivnik stayed for a whole day.
And the next day she let the yogo swear. First of all, there were gratis as they did not buvalo.
It’s too late to say a little bit of words about Tuzik.
Tuzik big behind the cart for a whole year and even more.
Arriving at home, he climbed into the barn and slept there until evening.
And in the evenings, having woken up, having fallen asleep again, and wink bachiv uvi si - to be overwhelmed by the hassle of homelessness.
As for me, I am afraid I have killed a tiger, which I have driven in with a slingshot.
Golden words
If I am small, I am still in love with the supper with the grown-ups. My sister Lola may have loved these evenings, not less than me.
In the first place, they put a riznomanitna їzha on the style. The first side, ask us with Lele, was especially keen.
In a different way, they grew older tsikavi facts from his life. It was quiet for us with Lele.
Squeaky, the first time they behaved quietly at the table. Ale have thought about it. Lelya began to get involved in rozmovi. She chattered without kint. I am also sometimes inserting into my respect.
Our respected guests were amazed. My mother will be happy with a good deal of happiness, and our guests will be happy with this and our development.
Allow the axis to become on one evening.
Tativ chief of staff name history about those yak vіn vryatuvav pozhezhny. Tsey pozhezhny nіbito uchadіv in pozhezhі. I tatіv is the head of the fire.
Mozhlivo, but having such a fact, didn’t vouch for us with Lele.
I Llola sat yak on the heads. Before that, Vona had guessed one history for the audience, ale only and more tsikava. First, sooner would like to develop the history, but don't forget.
Ale tativ is the chief, yak for evil, having sent to the region in general. I Llola could not bear it any longer.
Waving her hand in that direction, she said:
Tse scho! The axis in our yard is one little girl ...
Lelya did not finish her thought; her mother shouted at her. I marveled at her.
Tativ is the head of the head of the family. Youmu found it unacceptable that Lelia said about him: "Tse scho!"
Having turned up to our fathers, Vin said:
I do not mind, for now you sit the children with grown-ups. The stench interrupts me. The first axis, I have now retracted the thread of my distribution. Why am I zupinivya?
Lelya, bazhayuchi make amends for the pod_ya, said:
Vie zupinilisya on that, as burnt pozhzhny telling you "merci". Ale tilki, it’s marvelous, I’m wondering if I’m going to say something, since I’m burnt out and lying without evidence ... We have one little girl in the yard ...
Lelya didn’t finish her help again;
The guests were smiling. I tativ the head of even more reasons from the beginning.
Bachachi, please help me, I'll fix the camp. I told Lele:
There is nothing marvelous in that, having said tatіv chief. Wonder how ugorevshie, Lelya. I really want to lie in obscurity, but all the same they can smell the stench. Smell the stench. I don't seem to know myself. Axis vin and saying - "merci". And he himself, perhaps, wanted to say, "guard".
The guests laughed. And tativ the head, shook out of the grudge, saying to my daddy:
You wickedly wiggle your children. Do not give me a stench literally - interrupt the whole hour with wicked pride.
Granny, who was sitting in the kitchen table by the samovar, said angrily, glancing at Lelia:
Wonder, replace that one who will repent of his behavior, the person has taken up the work again. Wonder, I lost my appetite - for two ...
Lelya did not dare to speak out to the grandmothers. Ale quietly whispered:
Carry water on the angry.
Granny didn’t feel the chill. Ale tativ is the chief, who was the seat of Lele, who took the words to his rakhunok.
Vin directly gasped at the podivu, if he felt.
Having turned up to our fathers, he said:
Every time, if I get to you on a visit and guess about your children, I just don't want to go to you.
Dad saying:
I’ll look at those children, they were acting in the edge, and they themselves didn’t misrepresent our hopes, I’m fencing them from the day of the supper with the grown-ups. Don't smell the stench to finish your tea and go to your room.
Having finished the sardines, we went from Lele to the cheerful smiles and heat of the guests.
For the first time, two months did not sit at the same time with the grown-ups.
And two months later, Lele began to ask our daddy, and once again let us have supper with the grown-ups. Our father, who was in a great mood that day, said:
Good, I will let you do it, ale only, I categorically obstruct you to talk at the table. One word of yours, spoken in a voice, - you won’t sit down for more style.
The first axis one fine day I know at the table, supper when we grow up.
At times, it sits quietly and motif. We know tat_v character. We know, well, since we want to say a word, our dad will not allow us to grow up anymore.
Ale from the tsієї zaboroni talk about Lele, leave no more awful. Mi z Lele їmo for chotiroh and for myself To overshadow. Mi vazhaymo, who grew up to navit lost, not allowing us to speak. Our roti, vіlnі from rozmov, will take care of the whole family.
We Lele got everything, as well as possible, and switched to licorice.
Having sipped liquorice and sipping tea, we sipped Lele to walk on a different cola - we snapped it again from the cob itself, more so our mother, having poured it on the table as clean as possible, brought a new one.
I took a loaf and cut a piece of butter. And the butter was completely frozen - they just wiped out because of the win.
Tse frozen butter, I want to spread on a bun. Ale menі tse did not go into zrobiti. Wono bulo yak kam'yane.
First, I poklav butter on the tip of the knife, and when I began to grit over the tea.
And since I sipped my tea for a long time, then I became gritty oil over the bottle of the tat boss, where I sat on my desk.
Tativ was the head of the department, and he didn’t have a lot of respect for me.
Tim spent an hour below the chaum. The oil of the cane was consumed. I wanted to smear it on a bun and even become a lead in the bottle. But then my butter skimmed from the knife and fell right into the tea.
I obmir in fear.
I marveled at the butter, and the yake flopped into the hot tea.
Then I looked around. Ale nichto s guests without mentioning the story.
Tilka alone Lelya kicked, scho trapilia.
Vona began to cringe, glancing at me, then at the bottle of tea.
She began to laugh even more, if the boss was taty, she was able to spontaneously, becoming a spoon to stir up her tea.
Winning the yogo dovgo, so scho all the oil rose without surplus. I now tea bouv is similar to chicken broth.
Tativ the chief, taking the glass in his hand and becoming a child to his company.
I would like Lelya to be superstitious, so that there will be more and more opportunities for the boss, if he swallows a sip of wine, but all the same, she got angry. I opened my mouth again and shouted to the chief: "Don't drink!"
Ale, marveled at Pan and guessed that she could not speak, snorted.
I probably didn't say anything. I just waved my hands and did not wake up, becoming astonished in the mouth of the tat boss.
Tim for an hour tat_v the chief brought the bottle to his own company and smashed the great kovtok.
But here the eyes of the yogi became round in the face. Win zoiknuv, hitting on his style, opening his mouth and grabbing a servet, becoming a cough and plumping up.
Our fathers powered yogo:
What have you become?
Tativ is the head of the allotment for the new life.
Win pointing his fingers at his mouth, mugikav and not without fear looking at his glass.
Here the whiskers of the presence began to look at the tea in a circle, which was covered in a glass.
Mom, having tasted the tea, said:
Do not be afraid, there is a lot of oil floating here, like rostopilos in hot tea.
Dad saying:
So, ale tsіkavo nobility, yak vono consumed in tea. Come on, children, join us with your warnings.
Having made a call to speak, Lelya said:
Min'ka grіv oil over a bottle, and it fell.
Here Lelya, not showing up, laughed in a voice.
The guests of the guests also laughed. And the deyakі with the serious and sturbed viglyad began to look at their vials.
Tativ chief saying:
Thank you, they put butter in my tea. The stench could have poured tar. Tsіkavo, as if I’ve felt myself, as if I’m going to buy it ... Well, let’s take me to God.
One of the guests said:
It’s less tricky. The children were drinking, and the oil dripped into the tea. They didn’t tell anyone about the stench. I was allowed to drink such tea. The first axis is in chomu їkh head zlochin.
Feeling the words, tativ chief viguknuv:
Oh, really, bridal kids, why didn't they say anything? I would not like to drink tea ...
Lelya, having ceased to be confused, said:
We were not ordered to speak at the table. The axis did not say anything to that.
I, withers slyozi, muttered:
We didn’t want to say a word to us. And then they'd say something.
Dad, laughing, said:
They are not bridal children, but bad ones. Zvychayno, from one side, good, tell me to stench without zapereno vikonuyut. Demand and nadal come so by itself - command and follow the rules, as you know. Ale all the prices are rooted. As soon as I didn't get anything, you have a sacred bond of movchati. The oil was poured into tea, or the granny zabula, turn off the tap at the samovar - you need to shout. I would replace the punishment, and they would take it for a friend. All the requirements are due to the urahuvannyam of the situation, which has changed. And write down the words you need in golden letters in your heart. Inakse viide is absurd.
Mati said:
For, for example, I will not tell you to go out of the apartment. Pozhezha raptom. Well, you, bad children, will you wash in your apartment, do not burn? Navpaki, you need to visit the apartment and make a commotion.
Granny said:
For, for example, I poured everyone a different glass of tea. And I didn’t pour Lele. So I got it right?
Everyone here, krim Lloli, laughed. And tato saying:
We were not called correctly, the situation has changed again. Z'yasuvalosya, so the children are not guilty. And if it’s winnie, then it’s in stupidity. Well, karate is not good for foolishness. I ask you, granny, to pour Lele some tea.
All the guests laughed. And they cheered Lele.
Ale tatovi words I, mabut, do not immediately sound. Later, I became aware and appreciated the golden words.
The first time, chanovny children, I was hungry for all kinds of life. І in special svoykh on the right. І on vіynі. I can see, see, in my robot.
In my robot, I, for example, have learned from the old miraculous maestri. I have a great focus on writing for these rules, for the stench of writing.
Ale, I kicked, scho the situation changed. Life and publication are not the same as they were with them. In addition, I did not become obeying the rules.
And, maybe, I didn’t bring people so much to people. I will be happy until the singing world.
Now, in ancient times, one wise man (who was led to the stratum) said: "One cannot be called a happy one before his death."
Tse will be golden words.
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Copyright: Mikhailo Zoshchenko